omoge no give am number o. make him send you mail instead, or refer him to his great friend darfur.

buhaahahahahahahahaha oh my ribs wan broke with laughter

that 'send email' the send me dollar/pounds pple don't really like that

Elgaxton hope you dey enjoy the weekend

then refer him to darfur. any message he has for you should be sent through me

definitely !

@Omoge

Thanks for asking!

My weekend sweet well well

I never understand y u still trust darfur like dat

@Darfur

My go soon catch u!

talk to him (dafur) once he gives the go ahead, then you can leave a message for me

@omoge

So Darfun owns u now eh?


Okay o!

Oyah make i draft the application letter!


@Darfur!


Dear sir,
Permission to Yarn with Omoge

I humbly indicate my interest to drop a message or Yarn with Omoge!

_{[s]I hope you 'll understand since you are more into recruiting shit business oriented people[/s]}

Allow me o

Yours faithfully,

Elgaxton!

Elgaxton:

@Darfur!
Dear sir,
Permission to Yarn with Omoge

I humbly indicate my interest to drop a message or Yarn with Omoge!

_{[s]I hope you 'll understand since you are more into recruiting shit business oriented people[/s]}

Allow me o
Yours faithfully,
Elgaxton!

dear applicant,
I regret (but with happiness and relief ) to inform you that your application to reach omoge has been denied.
truth is that making contact of any sort with her at this time will be economically disadvantageous from omoge's perspective especially as you don't have strong ties to nigeria in terms of finance, property or otherwise, as the case may be. your application failed to proove that your contact with my client will not in anyway run down her emotional, spiritual, social and financial happiness and i'm hereby compelled by her majesty's government to reject the application.
On behalf of her majesty, and her majesty's honorable minister for stinginess, His Stinginess, Chief The Honourable AA Sienna, I do wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours

Sign_Darfur

*laughing*

@Omoge

do you approve of that? U just dey laugh anyhow!

say something jare!

*still laughing*

@Omoge

U no dey try at all!

I need yarn with u na!

elgie my maaaaaaan, when your economy improve you re-apply

by the way, elgie you stingy o, you stingy so tey you go block my runs for another side.

you think say na me block ya application? no be me o, na the departmental policy to block such applications. for your application to be approved, you need to prove beyond reasonable doubt that you have strong ties to your country of birth such as property, family, finance etc. then the board will consider ya application. no be me do you o. na de policy do you so, i just be agent.

i remain your very good friend. . . Daffy Daffy Dafur.
all the best.

@darfur

If u sey i don stingy na him be sey i don learn plenty from u in how many months, too bad I'm learning bad things, but guy

tell me why i no go block ur runs where ur hand too tight, so if u know wetin good for u now just approve of Omoge or

Na opportunity be dis one o, watch my my back while I watch urs o!

_{But I no want make anybody use Aka Gum kill my sandy o}

elgie. . . . . . .peace

oya re-apply. i go try work am for you

I don tire for application jare just give me the yeye jo!

u are wanted on the following thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-67604.96.html

just re-apply. i don dey ready to help now, you no go cash in on such rare opportunity.

I hereby re-apply to get omoge's number!

Elgaxton

Hi, this is Omoge. please leave a brief message and your number and i will get back to you, beep.

and here we go: +2348032901183 beep!

sorry o i have been trying and the number no go through o. my card don finish. please send some money to buy calling card to call you back.

Elgaxton:

I hereby re-apply to get omoge's number!

Elgaxton

****stamp***** application rejected.
reason, incomplete application. advised to meet an application lawyer.

Elgaxton:

and here we go: +2348032901183 beep!

all darfur clients should ignore this number. it is illegal to drop numbers without clearance from the application officer.

@ elgaxton
when next you apply, try to give full information about yourself, full data, age , gender, address, occupation, reason for making application, height, weight, skin color, color of iris, length of your penis, strength of ur bank acc, all your property etc if your application does not have this information to the letter and more as the case may be, you may as well consider re-applying b/c it will be rejected. i'm here to help you if you need further advice.
I wish you the best
cheers
Darfur

hmmm

So u called and credit finished and u dint get thru?

plsssss!


@darfur

so for ur mind u dey take me practice all the rejection wey dem give u b4 u get visa eh!

no allow me vex o

just try again
best of luck

@darfur

who dash u clearance officer?

C'mon go back to ur toilet

darfur, you didn't add the most important thing now, Bank account, How Fat?

elgie my man
you give up too soon. why? i'm ready to float you the clearance. all i ask is that you make the correct application and you get the clearance. c'mon, no be so dem de face dis world o
just try again. if you need help, buzz me.
i'm there for you

n/b. i dey off this week. from tuesday work go commence and there'll be plenty after the bank holiday on monday. especially with the nottinghill carnival, many toilets go need servicing, so job go dey and that means money

@omoge
i added it. check well. " . . . . . . . the strenght of his bank acc . . . . "

@ darfur

@Omoge

My bank account is fat na

Like 200, 000 dollars now!

would nt that be enough?

that is acceptable. now you need to present credible evidence to that effect.
and dont forget the other aspects of the application form o.

EFCC get representative for nairaland, make u take sufry de call $ 200000, Abi u wan say 200000 kobo.