Hello, am so happy for Naira land kitchen, our guys no go starve anymore for this site u feeling me.

Game is: To improve our cooking as in everyone should be able to add one or two ingredients or say something to continue the process till we come up with something ok, u can even add side recipe like fried plantain or something, anything that would add to the food.


Lets cook something together.

We making Nairaland shrimp fried rice together, una go continue to add ur own ingredients till we come up with something ok, So ready go.


1) I boil the rice and add a tiny pinch of salt, so somebody should continue from there ok .

2) Wash the shrimps with clean water thoroughly and cut them in pieces......

3) get your mixed vegetables up n' ready! (disney do we hv 2 do this? )

Take the rice off the fire and drain it!

put the drained water back on fire n pour da rice away!!!!

wash the rice be4 u cook it

stir fry your vegetables

Ladies, where is my damn food? Do you want to me to divorce you all?

Afeni:

Ladies, where is my damn food? Do you want to divorce you all?

uh uh afeni hu did you marry??

Mukina2, you are my favorite.

well i just placed ur food on the table didnt you see it

Good for you. Now, go and get me some beer.

dear afeni fruits after meal and not beer okay

ooo yeah, "fruits" after dinner.

afeni i just dropped the beer.a nice chilled one for that matter.hope u drank it while chilled!

Thank you very much, Molluma.

lock the gate and disconnect the bell

Lol. Mamaput, y lock da gates?

Think about it you dream of eating it for 2 days then visitors come and pig in

How did this game methamorphose from "Let's cook rice" to "Let's serve our husband dinner?"

Consultant, I can do anything.

l can perceive food burning. who is burning what is cooking ooooooooooo ?

On fine day i made a duck .
I socked this duck in pepper and other spices (am not telling) the whole day .
In The night i wanted to sit and eat my duck(the plan was for 2 days ) my kids do not eat duck,
The bell rang and a Friend came to borrow a **** she was on the way to visit another person.
But when she smelled that duck she came up asking if that smell is comming out of my place.
She pushed me aside went into the kitchen and screamed" its Christmas for me today"
Took a plate and loaded it with my duck.
"sorry but am piggig into your duck " was all she said.
well after eating she was too full to visit anyone thanked me for doing her xmas and left.

Pity i have no gate anymore.
But in Nigeria i would lock the gate and park the car at the back of the house.

Una no get hand work
If you dey hungry why not go to mr biggs

ladies in the house, have u noticed that older ladies in their late 30's - 40's (unmarried), have a way of treating younger/ prettier ladies in a way u'd tend to think they are jealous of them? anyone ever had this experience?

i share a flat with a lady who complains at everything as though i where squatting with her, even when there is no reason for her to talk. anyway i'd be moving out soon.

my boyfriend thinks she is jeslous, because she doesn't have a regular boyfriend.

Pls im new, forgive me for posting out of point.

where did we stop?

we stopped at stir frying our vegetables. Next lets begin to fry our already drained rice in the stir fried vegetables. Make una no let all these hungry guys make our food burn o. Na them go laf us tire.

we have being cookin 4 months, where is the food.
you are makin me hungry!

&finally...... where is d food?