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Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(m): 6:22pm On Dec 27, 2020
Hi everyone... Greet y'all in the spirit of Xmas..... This question has been bothering me since morning, came across it some where.. Why is it called doggy style and who is the dog... Y is it also called missionary style..and who is the missionary or preacher.. grin
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by nellyelitz(m): 6:23pm On Dec 27, 2020
END TIME THREAD

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Nazgul: 6:30pm On Dec 27, 2020
Doggy style is the way dogs have sex...humans saw it and decided to experiment it and saw it was fun.

Missionary style is the only style approved by the early church. They believed that God created sex for procreation and not for fun. So any other style outside missionary including oral is a sin.

Sadly some penticostal churches in Nigeria strictly follow this doctrine today thereby indirectly encouraging cheating in marriages cos the hornier party will always go out to satisfy his/her sexual desires.

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(m): 6:31pm On Dec 27, 2020
Nazgul:
Doggy style is the way dogs have sex...humans saw it and decided to experiment it and saw it was fun.

Missionary style is the only style approved by the early church. They believed that God created sex for procreation and not for fun. So any other style outside missionary including oral is a sin.

Sadly some penticostal churches in Nigeria strictly follow this doctrine today thereby indirectly encouraging cheating in marriages cos the hornier party will always go out to satisfy his/her sexual desires.
WA gbayi..... God bless

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(m): 6:32pm On Dec 27, 2020
nellyelitz:
END TIME THREAD
Pele undecided... Hope ur duplex don' dey heaven

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Sundrus: 6:45pm On Dec 27, 2020
OP try snake in the monkey shadow style grin

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Fvckhypocrite(f): 6:47pm On Dec 27, 2020
Sundrus:
OP try snake in the monkey shadow style grin
lol
Make him try mosquito style also
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by baralatie(m): 7:02pm On Dec 27, 2020
don't try the praying mantis style
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by ThEGodFaThEr101(m): 7:09pm On Dec 27, 2020
Try the Burkina Faso style and come and thank me later.

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Kobicove(m): 7:22pm On Dec 27, 2020
Nothing wey Musa no go see for gate undecided
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Switinthemiddle(m): 7:32pm On Dec 27, 2020
ThEGodFaThEr101:
Try the Burkina Faso style and come and thank me later.
ewo tun leleyi bayi nitori olorun... Is there Zimbabwe style. Too grin

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by MeekySmudger(m): 9:07pm On Dec 27, 2020
Try this style,..tell your babe to climb any wardrobe or anything as tall as wardrobe,Then tell her to Jump down on your dick...but be careful to avoid penis breakage

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Lawly: 9:24pm On Dec 27, 2020
MeekySmudger:
Try this style,..tell your babe to climb any wardrobe or anything as tall as wardrobe,Then tell her to Jump down on your dick...but be careful to avoid penis breakage


I don die grin grin grin

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by suzzyboss(m): 9:27pm On Dec 27, 2020
MeekySmudger:
Try this style,..tell your babe to climb any wardrobe or anything as tall as wardrobe,Then tell her to Jump down on your dick...but be careful to avoid penis breakage
Lol sniper style

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Dong2: 10:03pm On Dec 27, 2020
suzzyboss:

Lol sniper style

Abi suicide style grin

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 10:40pm On Dec 27, 2020
Nazgul:
Doggy style is the way dogs have sex...humans saw it and decided to experiment it and saw it was fun.

Missionary style is the only style approved by the early church. They believed that God created sex for procreation and not for fun. So any other style outside missionary including oral is a sin.

Sadly some penticostal churches in Nigeria strictly follow this doctrine today thereby indirectly encouraging cheating in marriages cos the hornier party will always go out to satisfy his/her sexual desires.

Missionary is really romantic...every sane person should be satisfied with it ...

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Nazgul: 10:43pm On Dec 27, 2020
Jodha:

Missionary is really romantic...every sane person should be satisfied with it ...
It is.

But sometimes as couples we crave for more fantasies, to ignite the romantic flames in the marriage. This is where óral sex and other sex position comes in.

To me they're not bad, as long as you're legally married and the other party consented to it.

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 10:55pm On Dec 27, 2020
Nazgul:

It is.

But sometimes as couples we crave for more fantasies, to ignite the romantic flames in the marriage. This is where óral sex and other sex position comes in.

To me they're not bad, as long as you're legally married and the other party consented to it.


Missionary is a very intimate style...I think it's weird to want something more after that...

I wouldn't subscribe to 0ral sex or advice any one to.....it doesn't sound right...
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Nazgul: 11:04pm On Dec 27, 2020
Jodha:

Missionary is a very intimate style...I think it's weird to want something more after that...

I wouldn't subscribe to 0ral sex or advice any one to.....it doesn't sound right...
Yes missionary is very intimate, and also makes the man ejaculate faster. Most men who change styles do it to delay their ejaculation so that the fun wouldn't be shot lived.

As for oral, it depends on your definition...I prefer to call it fóreplay. Most couples love it cos it actually turns them on.

Getting nàked and jumping on your wife or husband would make your marital sex life boring. Sometimes long kisses, sucking of boobs, caressing... etc, would actually make both parties feel satisfied regardless of how long or short the actual sex lasted.

So would you say that such practice isn't right?

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Queenslander(f): 11:09pm On Dec 27, 2020
Oldoinyolengai:
Cockroach death.
could you please take down that picture? embarassed yuck! undecided
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by KidDarkness(m): 11:14pm On Dec 27, 2020
Jodha:


Missionary is really romantic...every sane person should be satisfied with it ...
Don't know why your moniker always reminds me of the great Buddha
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 11:23pm On Dec 27, 2020
Nazgul:

Yes missionary is very intimate, and also makes the man ejaculate faster. Most men who change styles do it to delay their ejaculation so that the fun wouldn't be shot lived.

As for oral, it depends on your definition...I prefer to call it fóreplay. Most couples love it cos it actually turns them on.

Getting nàked and jumping on your wife or husband would make your marital sex life boring. Sometimes long kisses, sucking of boobs, caressing... etc, would actually make both parties feel satisfied regardless of how long or short the actual sex lasted.

So would you say that such practice isn't right?

Caressing and touching is part of pre-intimacy...it help to put yhu in the mood....but yhu see 0ral sex there's nothing sexy or romantic about it .... it's weird and unnecessary....my opinion though...

I'm not saying a man should not change style but don't marry a lady and expert her to be a porn star... to satisfy yhu...
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by baralatie(m): 11:24pm On Dec 27, 2020
Jodha:



Missionary is a very intimate style...I think it's weird to want something more after that...

I wouldn't subscribe to 0ral sex or advice any one to.....it doesn't sound right...
is zthat so?

well different folks different strokes
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by baralatie(m): 11:26pm On Dec 27, 2020
Queenslander:
could you please take down that picture? embarassed yuck! undecided
that picture is a work of art

can't you see the clarity

the definition of stillness unto stillness
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Queenslander(f): 11:30pm On Dec 27, 2020
baralatie:

that picture is a work of art

can't you see the clarity

the definition of stillness unto stillness
.. whatever!!
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Nobody: 11:30pm On Dec 27, 2020
Jodha:


Caressing and touching is part of pre-intimacy...it help to put yhu in the mood....but yhu see 0ral sex there's nothing sexy or romantic about it .... it's weird and unnecessary....my opinion though...

I'm not saying a man should not change style but don't marry a lady and expert her to be a porn star... to satisfy yhu...
Abegeee.. our bodies are to be enjoyed and explored so long as ur both comfortable with it.. There should be no holding back

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Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by baralatie(m): 11:32pm On Dec 27, 2020
Queenslander:
..
at least biology practical is now made easy.
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 11:33pm On Dec 27, 2020
KidDarkness:

Don't know why your moniker always reminds me of the great Buddha

Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 11:34pm On Dec 27, 2020
baralatie:

is zthat so?

well different folks different strokes

Of course... it's not even hygienic
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by Jodha(f): 11:35pm On Dec 27, 2020
dairykidd:

Abegeee.. our bodies are to be enjoyed and explored so long as ur both comfortable with it.. There should be no holding back

So because there should be no holding back.....I should climb ceiling to have sex ABI?
Re: Sex Positions And Their Weird Names by baralatie(m): 11:35pm On Dec 27, 2020
Jodha:

Of course... it's not even hygienic
haaaa! what is unhygienic about MouthAction?

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