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Hurray! Am Pregnant! by yinkalink(f): 1:43pm On Jun 22, 2011
Dear nairalanders(esp those who v bin followin d love affair of i n el guapo), i just found out dat am xpectin triplets.

Wow!
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by akunta(f): 1:45pm On Jun 22, 2011
Let me be the first 2 say
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
so, as far as names go, wat will be theirs?
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by yinkalink(f): 2:33pm On Jun 22, 2011
Thanks galfwend!

Well,my baby n i will discuss dat later.
Can u believe he doesn‘t know yet!
Cant wait to c his reaction, am sooooo excited!
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by bingbagbo(m): 4:46pm On Jun 22, 2011
Sorry 4 u ooo.u r carrying the antichrist, i dey go.
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by yinkalink(f): 5:08pm On Jun 22, 2011
angry angry angry

is it because we appealed for ur release on bail for tryin to act lyk Jack d Ripper dat u're misyarning?
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by mikuz(m): 7:11pm On Jun 22, 2011
@op
have you been watching old stupid movies or what?
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by Nobody: 8:00am On Jun 23, 2011
What?! My Love's Pregnant?! Triplet?! shocked

* Goes Into his Innerchambers n picks up his Rifle, comes Out and fires 3 Gunshots In the Air * grin kiss kiss

Oh Darling! Tnx a million for this, surely am gon start calling u mother of 3 [hoping u wont call me father of 1] cheesy

But baby why the media? I mean u jxt letted the world know bout this so soon, u didnt even come ova to our Harlem to whisper it to me in bed embarassed
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by kodylicky(f): 9:45am On Jun 23, 2011
congrats yinks lololol

mother of 3 indeed grin
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by Nobody: 10:41am On Jun 23, 2011
^ Sure naa, anything to contradicts that surely would spur Wahala grin
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by shakara4u(m): 3:15pm On Jun 23, 2011
mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew


dats not News, been watchin frm d stands but cant help but tlk
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by bright007(f): 4:21pm On Jun 23, 2011
Instead of him to b crying,he is happy. maybe u will sell d rubber slippers $ bicycle y inherited to father d triplets.
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jun 23, 2011
Lol

This is the first time u'ld make me laugh Gutter boy grin
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by chumakk: 8:42pm On Jun 23, 2011
Dear El,

Please if you are dreaming, Wake up! [ pour water into his ear] Can you fund a baby or babies! Please i didn't say train. Anybody can train a monkey grin

If you are living in Lagos, plan to relocate to the village and start farming because the babies will consume your next year rent, and remember to take the mother with you.

Please forward this letter to yinkalinks and remove the first sender. Did I tell you about the rubber slippers and bicycle Bright007 willed to you before departing to over-the-sea

Thank you.
Your Brother-in-nairaland.


Note: Pls yinkalinks sends me BB now that we will not be able to see lipsrsealed
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jun 23, 2011
Chumakk not to worry, u've got a Millionaire as a broda!

My bank even chose to install an ATM in my compound recently * Now u know what that means *
wink
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by Nobody: 8:19am On Jun 24, 2011
did el guapo lick ya punany when yall having sex shocked shocked shocked sad sad sad angry angry angry grin grin grin
mcheww
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by yinkalink(f): 8:34am On Jun 24, 2011
looooooooooooooooooooooooool @ replies


n abt takin care of d kids, God will provide oh
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by shakara4u(m): 2:19pm On Jun 24, 2011
jst like his providin for this plenty plenty ones here ba?
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by saddler: 8:25pm On Jun 24, 2011
To yinka $ el:I âm å prophet,I ŵăš sent give u å message which goes like dis:as u finish reading this quickly relocate to ťĥĕ village where u come from,carry ťĥĕ triplets wif u because something wants to harm them.
**do u know ťĥĕ enemy?its hunger $ malnutrition.
Pls do as d prophet says to avoid “in d morning garri”“in d afternoon garri”“in d evening garri $ rice mixed together”
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by Nobody: 12:38am On Jun 25, 2011
Who's talking? Biaccount holder?

Mtchewww

@Yinka, baby pls i dont like talking up this Issue here, Y dont u pls come ova to our dormain?
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by bright007(f): 1:45pm On Jun 25, 2011
**bright starts his power bike $ heads in the direction of the romance section**
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by Nobody: 2:43pm On Jun 25, 2011
Good for u bright, remember to open the gates wide cos we're riding fast behind u. . .Gateman tongue
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by lysaa(f): 8:12am On Jun 26, 2011
Names of babies- el ror, el paco, el joke. Congrats my friend.
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by bright007(f): 8:22am On Jun 26, 2011
**names of babies:el-error,el-guava $ el-mango
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by Nobody: 8:52am On Jun 26, 2011
Tnx Lysaa but dose arent the names, my Wife would suggest
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by saddler: 5:45pm On Jun 26, 2011
Just passing by
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by yinkalink(f): 9:52pm On Jun 26, 2011
Lol @ d proposed names
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by ikennabru: 5:43pm On Jun 30, 2011
NAN #2200, and SMA=#1750
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by lysaa(f): 6:10pm On Jun 30, 2011
^ but natural milk is free. El pocket ya money.
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jun 30, 2011
Lysaa dont mind dat hawker, he fails to undastnd that ma wife Yinka has got a large refined Milk Industry *No bromate n Potassium attached* grin
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by lysaa(f): 3:11pm On Jul 01, 2011
Impressive but na only u know that one o.
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jul 01, 2011
Sure naa, cos am the No 1 consumer even b/4 u count d kids grin
Re: Hurray! Am Pregnant! by lysaa(f): 5:56pm On Jul 01, 2011
Eww nasty! Good for u sha.

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