Story by:
Abdull waheed.
Abuja correspodence.

Information from the national security meeting held at the Unity wing of presidential villa last week has revealed that one Muyiwa,aforeigner based Nigerian has been identified as a treat to the countries unity.
Muyiwa,popularly known as becomrich was said to have incur the wrath of the Nigerian intelligent unit of the state security service SSS who in turn alerted the presidency on the activities of the said Muyiwa.

Our corresponding gathered that Muyiwa has been into massive internet campaign for the breakup of Nigeria.However,the appropriate government department has been mandated to adequately inform the authorities of the country in which the said "national treat" resides.
The authorities Nigerian authorities further agreed to keep his (becomerich) away from the public until after the election inorder to forestall possible negative impact on the election.
http://www.abuja-insider.com/nigeria/Fg declare=becomrich=wanted

Is he really in trouble?

The day you ppl stop making your multiple ideas, pretending to be other tribesmen will be the day you can talk about integrity.

Mr. Ilaje of Abia.

Ileke-IdI:

The day you ppl stop making your multiple ideas, pretending to be other tribesmen will be the day you can talk about integrity.

Mr. Ilaje of Abia.

dis one is confused in love with becomrich?
Any better reply pls!

Hold her, arrest her.She's a strong link to Becomrichn

They should arrest him quickly. Good riddance to insane gugugugus!

Did anyone open the link?

Musiwa is right here with me enjoying "Ogi-Cotonou".Make SSS take their time,any attempted attempt to bother my man wud have us,the grand women of Benin Republic,protesting N.uDe

Joke??

Musiwa is monitoring the elections via satellite and google maps.

Joke

Even if he ever gets arrested, I trust he'd have construction charts and satellite images for all the prisons in the country, enough to stage a one-man jail break.

hahahah

funny thread indeed

i am a believe in the common man.

^^^^dEM nefa catch you ni?

Musiwa,:

i am a believe in the common man.

Area fada! May your satellite nefa lost! May your k-legs always find their way via google!
Nutin spoil! Nutin do you! Alaye baba!

Beaf:

Area fada! May your satellite nefa lost! May your k-legs always find their way via google!
Nutin spoil! Nutin do you! Alaye baba!

Musiwa,:

i am a believe in the common man.

Yes oh. You are a believe!

chic2pimp:

My friend, how far nau?
Bawo ni?
Aren't you happy that your ND kismen "a gbe f'ila presidency fun Buhari ni odun yii"?

Ileke-IdI:

My friend, how far nau?
Bawo ni?
Aren't you happy that your ND kismen "a gbe f'ila presidency fun Buhari ni odun yii"?

oyan mi aya mi, mo wa pa ooo.

After the hell, the thieving bastar, d called Ibori put us through, I think I speak for the majority of Deltans when I say we want to see the back of PDP. They've brought nothing but disharmony to that great state.

B4 I forget, how is school jare?

chic2pimp:

oyan mi aya mi, mo wa pa ooo.

After the hell, the thieving bastar, d called Ibori put us through, I think I speak for the majority of Deltans when I say we want to see the back of PDP. They've brought nothing but disharmony to that great state.

B4 I forget, how is school jare?

LOL @ "see the back of PDP". . . . you sef wan check out PDP's ikebe? I don dey wonder about you small small.

Yea, I'm just happy today to hear some results, like the elimination of Iyabo OBJ and Dimeji Bankole. If ACN does not become another PDP, that is. If ACN can slowly build back up the glory of the SW, it would be marvelous.


School dey, almost done. Sigh. You nko?

Ileke-IdI:

LOL @ "see the back of PDP". . . . you sef wan check out PDP's ikebe? I don dey wonder about you small small.

Yea, I'm just happy today to hear some results, like the elimination of Iyabo OBJ and Dimeji Bankole. If ACN does not become another PDP, that is. If ACN can slowly build back up the glory of the SW, it would be marvelous.


School dey, almost done. Sigh. You nko?

We all know say PDP nah woman, so yes na her back I dey look . No before yours ofcourse

Like Iyabo ever stood a chance(well only if her Husband rigged it ofcourse). So Bank[b]OLE[/b] has been eliminated? we thank Gawwd. I actually thought that he would be fine(pdp and their usual mago mago). I'm glad sha. I'm also highly skeptical of ACN because all I see are once former PDP members transferring to ACN. So I ponder, would there actually be much of a difference? I suppose for now anything but PDP is wortha try.


School is going on absolutely fine. Exams are getting ever closer

chic2pimp:

We all know say PDP nah woman, so yes na her back I dey look . No before yours ofcourse

Like Iyabo ever stood a chance(well only if her Husband rigged it ofcourse). So Bank[b]OLE[/b] has been eliminated? we thank Gawwd. I actually thought that he would be fine(pdp and their usual mago mago).[size=18pt] I'm glad sha. I'm also highly skeptical of ACN because all I see are once former PDP members transferring to ACN. [/size]So I ponder, would there actually be much of a difference? I suppose for now anything but PDP is wortha try.


School is going on absolutely fine. Exams are getting ever closer

The bolded is one of my many worries too. hmmm. At times like this, we need the "political intellect and strength" of Tinubu, "Developmental minds" like Fashola and "Patience Anti-corruption" like Fayemi. I feel like we're going to be fine. Everything has a gradual process. The fact I actually saw today in all my 44 years is something to be ecstatic about.

Dont remind me of Exams loser. I [i]was [/i]feeling good. Good luck!

Ileke-IdI:

The bolded is one of my many worries too. hmmm. At times like this, we need the "political intellect and strength" of Tinubu, "Developmental minds" like Fashola and "Patience Anti-corruption" like Fayemi. I feel like we're going to be fine. Everything has a gradual process. The fact I actually saw today in all my 44 years is something to be ecstatic about.

Dont remind me of Exams loser. I [i]was [/i]feeling good. Good luck!

E go better one day sha. I know we've saying that for the past 40+ years and what not but I believe it would. As you say it is a gradual process. We have to start from somewhere and the outright dismantling of PDP might just be it.


Thank you sweetie . But you know there are other special ways you can wish me GoodLuck

Special ways? You must think you don jam Mr.Biggs.

I prefer fantasizingTantalizers.And yes special ways. If you can't say Goodluck in special ways weeks before my exams, when would you ever be able to thank me in special ways?

ILEKE IDi & Chick2pimp,why did u guys turn dis thread into family matter?

chic2pimp:

I prefer fantasizingTantalizers.And yes special ways. If you can't say Goodluck in special ways weeks before my exams, when would you ever be able to thank me in special ways?

Gerrout, ogbeni.

Lol let's contiinue with our family matter jare. Why you dey disappear hmm?

Ileke-IdI:

Gerrout, ogbeni.

Lol let's contiinue with our family matter jare. Why you dey disappear hmm?

How are sure that he is an Ogbeni?. . . . Might be a Hermaphrodite for all we know.


Disappear ke? I be winch? Anyways back to more pressing issues, when would you wish me my "Special GoodLuck"?

chic2pimp:

How are sure that he is an Ogbeni?. . . . Might be a Hermaphrodite for all we know.


Disappear ke? I be winch? Anyways back to more pressing issues, when would you wish me my "Special GoodLuck"?

Ok ok, I'll buy you a pack of gum. We know how Naija man's breath smells like dozen rotten eggs

jk jk

Thank God I am not a Naija Man. Biafra Kwenu!!! , So you see you are safe with moi . When you do what I ask of you nah?

LOL.