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Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by silvertuke(m): 3:09pm On Apr 14, 2011
Women are the best vehicles because:
- 2 beautiful headlights in front
- 2 great bumpers at the back
- self lubricating when hot
- finger touch ignition
- automatic engine oil change every month
- your type of piston fits
- multiple seating styles and adjustments
- great accessories
- highest mileage, 9 months on just 5ml,

THAT'S WHY MEN ARE DYING TO GET A RIDE!!!!
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by MMM2(m): 3:24pm On Apr 14, 2011
dat means dat women re no more mobile fone but now cars.
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by sicily4u: 3:48pm On Apr 14, 2011
my guy the whole world cannot do with out them period.
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Nobody: 3:56pm On Apr 14, 2011
thank GAWD i am not a man.

pea brains. tongue
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by chic2pimp(m): 4:03pm On Apr 14, 2011
I can Most Definitely Do without em'. . . . .
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by silvertuke(m): 4:25pm On Apr 14, 2011
God have mercy and control our ability not to be control by the emotions of this women.
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Jackieugo(f): 4:31pm On Apr 14, 2011
undecided
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Phate07(m): 4:35pm On Apr 14, 2011
silvertuke:

Women are the best vehicles because:
- 2 beautiful headlights in front
- 2 great bumpers at the back
- self lubricating when hot
- finger touch ignition
- automatic engine oil change every month
- your type of piston fits
- multiple seating styles and adjustments
- great accessories
- highest mileage, 9 months on just 5ml,

THAT'S WHY MEN ARE DYING TO GET A RIDE!!!!


OP,
Are these the only qualities you want in your woman? Mere physical qualities? No? undecided
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Goldieluks: 4:37pm On Apr 14, 2011
@OP,nope men cannot do without women, FACT!
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by silvertuke(m): 6:05pm On Apr 14, 2011
Goldieluks:

@OP,nope men cannot do without women, FACT!

sure but it's difficult.
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by echobee(f): 9:21pm On Apr 14, 2011
true talk.gbam
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by BABE3: 9:25pm On Apr 14, 2011
United Kingdom!
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Apr 14, 2011
Ctrl C + Ctrl P

Mods please move this dirt to the recycling bin or fairly to joke section or wherever he copied it from.
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by MrsChima(f): 9:40pm On Apr 14, 2011
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Nobody: 9:41pm On Apr 14, 2011
Yes
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by BABE3: 9:43pm On Apr 14, 2011
^^ Of course, you can! hehehehehe smiley
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Nobody: 9:46pm On Apr 14, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Deaf of du[i]mb[/i] ? just asking sugar  cheesy
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by livedit(f): 9:47pm On Apr 14, 2011
Of course not! Women are what makes the world go round. wink
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Nobody: 9:56pm On Apr 14, 2011
BABE!:

^^ Of course, you can! hehehehehe smiley

tongue tongue tongue
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by MrsChima(f): 9:58pm On Apr 14, 2011
REALITY101:

Deaf of du[i]mb[/i] ? just asking sugar  cheesy

Manbitch is you on your period or something? You need to get that together. Fucking up people's couches and shit.
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by BABE3: 9:59pm On Apr 14, 2011
J12:

tongue tongue tongue

Quick question my darling: is that girl in your profile a P.o.-rn Star.?  
Coz, she looks too familiar, in fact I know her.
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Nobody: 10:00pm On Apr 14, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Manbitch is you on your period or something?  You need to get that together.   bleeping up people's couches and poo.  

Chew-suck my d[i]ick[/i]
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by MrsChima(f): 10:02pm On Apr 14, 2011
Fix that mangled up shit before you ASK anyone to suck or chew it. You gummy dick mofo!
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by sexylogan(m): 10:02pm On Apr 14, 2011
livedit:

Of course not! Women are what makes the world go round.   wink
Unfortunately, they turn the world in the wrong direction most of the time.
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Nobody: 10:04pm On Apr 14, 2011
BABE!:

Quick question my darling: is that girl in your profile a P.o.-rn Star.?  
Coz, she looks too familiar, in fact I know her.

I know whatcha thinking, dirry girl!
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by MrsChima(f): 10:05pm On Apr 14, 2011
I thought you mofos said it the man's world and now it the women's fault?  

Ain't that a biatch.   Sorry arsed hairless limp wrist mofos.
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by BABE3: 10:09pm On Apr 14, 2011
J12:

I know whatcha thinking, dirry girl!

No! ode! lol, What are you talking about. I actually know this girl. Her name is Tocarra. She is/was a "classy" model. That picture of her's just disturbs the sh1t out of me. shocked
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Apr 14, 2011
BABE!:

No! ode! lol, What are you talking about. I actually know this girl. Her name is Tocarra. She is/was a "classy" model. That picture of her's just disturbs the sh1t out of me. shocked

Yeah, thats my girl tocarra jones! Smoking right? [size=3pt]I know you wanna spend a night[/size]
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by BABE3: 10:17pm On Apr 14, 2011
J12:

Yeah, thats my girl tocarra jones! Smoking right?  [size=3pt]I know you wanna spend a night[/size]

That picture is sh1ty for her former status. Anyways, that's her business.
Spend a night where? Pls go and sit down. tongue
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by coded777: 11:56pm On Apr 14, 2011
Dont forget, the women you cant do without will end up throwing u into a ditch,
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by Nobody: 11:59pm On Apr 14, 2011
lmao @ Reality and Chima grin
Re: Women! Can 1 Ever Do Without Them? by LesbianBoy(m): 11:59pm On Apr 14, 2011
BABE!:

Quick question my darling: is that girl in your profile a P.o.-rn Star.?  
Coz, she looks too familiar, in fact I know her.
and how do u know her ? Hmmm, sims somebody's bin washing mojo(porn movies) lately
shocked

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