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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by mu2sa2: 5:42pm On Apr 04, 2021
RenaissanceGuy:
You cannot be 'worshipping' Delta State looter general through your signature, James Ibori, whilst at the same time throwing invectives at his Lagos counterpart, at every opportunity.

That's a shameless hypocrisy.
Hahahaha! That's my comment .

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by OmovuduTheBeast(f): 5:43pm On Apr 04, 2021
Rubbish country
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by OneMillionBTC: 5:44pm On Apr 04, 2021
Wow, good write up
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Idiko1: 5:49pm On Apr 04, 2021
Basket of fools.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Nobody: 5:49pm On Apr 04, 2021
A country where terrorist are been pardoned and are tagged as "repentant terrorists". angry

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Ghostrye: 5:54pm On Apr 04, 2021
JidennaJason:
11. A PRESIDENT WITHOUT WAEC CERTIFICATE..

It is indeed a shameful and unbelievable fact that the president of the world most populous black nation is a primary school dropout. This was made manifest when the citizens demanded for the certificate of the cow lover illiterate, but he brought SAN's and NEPA bill to defend himself.


12. UNEMPLOYED SON OF THE PRESIDENT PURCHASING A POWER BIKE WORTH MILLIONS..


We all know that the son of the president is an unemployed dunce who sits at home to watch Nickelodeon and Arewa hit jams, but how he got Millions to purchase power bike and gallivant with it all over Abuja is really unbelievable.



13. A NOTORIOUS COCAINE LOVER AND BULLION VAN AMBASSADOR WANTS TO BECOME PRESIDENT..

Prior to the 2019 general elections, a certain Bola Ahmed Tinubu, popularly known to many as "Bobo Chicago" was seen directing bullion vans filled with cash into his Bourdillion residence like a road safety marshall. The Iragbiji born thief during his tenure as governor of Lagos State looted the Center of Excellence dry by awarding contracts to his cronies and diverting funds to his personal bank account.

Really unbelievable that a notorious thief have the impetus to contest for the post of President.



14. THE NEW "BABARIGA SAVINGS ACCOUNT" BY GANDUJE...



A certain Umar Ganduje who is the governor of Kano State has shown us that we can actually save our hard currencies in a special flowing gown like parachute called "Babariga" by the Hausa's and "Agbada" by the Yoruba's.

It is unbelievable that Nigerians haven't keyed into this secured style of saving money.




15. THE BUHARI MEDIA COW'S (BMC)..

As the name implies, these set of cow's will go at any length to defend the useless administration of general Buhari who has a knack for oppressing the masses with dumb and archaic ideas for a paltry sum of N30K.

These irredeemable brain dead zombies can go as attacking their love one's who are not in support of this useless administration.

We have them littered all over the cyberspace and they're being led by one vulture meat business man in this forum.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Alejoas(m): 5:58pm On Apr 04, 2021
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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Nobody: 6:01pm On Apr 04, 2021
EVERYBODY IS SCARED OF HELL FIRE WITHOUT KNOWING HELL WILL NOT BE AS PAINFUL AS NIGERIA

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Duplexxx: 6:03pm On Apr 04, 2021
Na so
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by OmovuduTheBeast(f): 6:03pm On Apr 04, 2021
15. THE BUHARI MEDIA COW'S (BMC)..

As the name implies, these set of cow's will go at any length to defend the useless administration of general Buhari who has a knack for oppressing the masses with dumb and archaic ideas for a paltry sum of N30K.

These irredeemable brain dead zombies can go as attacking their love one's who are not in support of this useless administration.

We have them littered all over the cyberspace and they're being led by one vulture meat business man in this forum.[/b][/quote]

Cc:

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by AfonjaConehead: 6:08pm On Apr 04, 2021
Benin Republic IDP is now filled with coneheaded structured elements

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by onuman: 6:13pm On Apr 04, 2021
dre11:


https://www.thecable.ng/ten-unbelievable-things-about-nigeria

All the contradictions mentioned about Nigeria arose mainly from the new political structure of 36 states and Abuja where 19 states and Abuja were created by northern military dictators in the one region - north - but average of 8.5 states created in each of the west and east regions that formed Nigeria with the northern region in 1960.


Land mass or population is never used as yardstick to proliferate too many states in a region with larger land mass or population in a country formed by different regions.

The new political structure thus arrogated overwhelming political and economic advantages to the northern politicians and region.

Araba - dissolve Nigeria because the political structure can’t be amended at the NASS.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by samnaija: 6:20pm On Apr 04, 2021
RenaissanceGuy:
You cannot be 'worshipping' Delta State looter general through your signature, James Ibori, whilst at the same time throwing invectives at his Lagos counterpart, at every opportunity.

That's a shameless hypocrisy.

Why don't you add to the list..which you have. The more we know the better for nigerians. Stop taking sides..a theif is a theif whether from sw, ss,se or north period.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Bmaster(m): 6:28pm On Apr 04, 2021
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A NATION WHERE POLICE INTIMIDATES A THIEF INTO FORSAKEN A PHONE HE STOLE,EVEN THOUGH THE OWNER OF THE PHONE INSTRUCTED THAT THE PHONE SHOULD BE GIVEN TO THE THIEF SINCE HE (THE THIEF)HAS PAID FOR THE PHONE(TO THE OWNER) AND EVERY OTHER DAMAGES THAT FOLLOWS.
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by beehivedata(m): 6:30pm On Apr 04, 2021
Only God can help us.
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by jaxxy(m): 6:34pm On Apr 04, 2021
We have very poor systems and institutions that run without their constitutional powers as shud be.

13. Politicians are mostly untouchable by EFCC.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by demsy21(m): 6:38pm On Apr 04, 2021
Let's all stop all this negative views about our own country all the time even if it's true. It doesn't give a good picture to the outside world. What I believe about this very country is one thing, and that's what should keep us holding on: "The potential is there, all it needs is a spark! It will come at the right time when enemies of Nigeria's progress least expected.
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Cynocefaal: 6:41pm On Apr 04, 2021
Triangles1:


Check your brain again if it's normal.

Worthless Nigerian spotted...
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Stmiceel(m): 6:41pm On Apr 04, 2021
In addition.
Graduates can not apply for their transcripts without hiccups!
As a matter of fact Transcript is impossible in some Nigeria schools.

This country is old enough for dissolution.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Nobody: 6:47pm On Apr 04, 2021
Kriss216:
A country where one need just O level result or Nepa bill to become a President, in the same country, one also need a Masters Degree or PhD for 30K job.


Welcome to Nigeria!

Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Thazard(m): 6:49pm On Apr 04, 2021
Mike213:
If you get money, even if na 850k try to go Dubai make you start afresh. I rather be a third hand citizen than a dog in Nigeria. Everyday wake up, bath, after bathing I don’t know where to go than to go smoke weed. Teacher work 20k. 20k way no reach buhari dog breakfast na person salary for a month.


lol.
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by membranus: 6:51pm On Apr 04, 2021
Cynocefaal:
Nigeria is a worthless nation filled with mostly worthless people

Including you?
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by membranus: 6:55pm On Apr 04, 2021
demsy21:
Let's all stop all this negative views about our own country all the time even if it's true. It doesn't give a good picture to the outside world. What I believe about this very country is one thing, and that's what should keep us holding on: "The potential is there, all it needs is a spark! It will come at the right time when enemies of Nigeria's progress least expected.

You must be in a Lalala land when saying this?

You are hiding from the truth, but the truth will always stare hard at you, whether you like it or not.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by agabusta: 7:06pm On Apr 04, 2021
LexxoManny:
It all boils down to politicians stealing huge billions means for the redemption of the nation. Only a revolution can turn things around for the better in this hopeless country. Definitely not in our generation or the next to come so if you have the opportunity pack your bags and leave this shithole. YOLO!!

Revolution cannot turn things around in Nigeria. Majority of Nigerians are unpatriotic.

New set of thieves will simply take over. We all saw how it went during the Endsars.

We all saw the people that suffered the most, during the mini civil unrest.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Emmerlee(m): 7:23pm On Apr 04, 2021
1. Common sense is the problem, including its application. Then you also have laziness (mental and physical).
2. Majority of Nigerians are unpatriotic. Their allegiance is to their pockets, followed by their tribes.

There are square pegs in round holes all over the country. The moment we have a good leader (I mean president) there will be a sharp turnaround within 4 years.. but I think it needs to happen now while there's still time.

@OP, good observation. Very apt.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by olisaEze(m): 7:26pm On Apr 04, 2021
Mm-hmm! Lemme park here and digest dis first. grin
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Counselor123: 7:33pm On Apr 04, 2021
Brilliant. One of the best in recent times.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by omoyeni37: 7:49pm On Apr 04, 2021
I doubt if this country will be great again
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Obason22(m): 7:57pm On Apr 04, 2021
Don't mind this indomie generation
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Nobody: 8:06pm On Apr 04, 2021
Nigeria my country, where a known cultist like wike is a governor. A govenor that is owing pensioners but gave a gift of 10million to a musician. i weep, nigeria can never get better. These politicians have instilled theft into the minds of the commoner, like you can't survive in nigeria if you can't defraud cry cry
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by ThatFairGuy1: 8:14pm On Apr 04, 2021
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JidennaJason:
11. A PRESIDENT WITHOUT WAEC CERTIFICATE..

It is indeed a shameful and unbelievable fact that the president of the world most populous black nation is a primary school dropout. This was made manifest when the citizens demanded for the certificate of the cow lover illiterate, but he brought SAN's and NEPA bill to defend himself.


12. UNEMPLOYED SON OF THE PRESIDENT PURCHASING A POWER BIKE WORTH MILLIONS..


We all know that the son of the president is an unemployed dunce who sits at home to watch Nickelodeon and Arewa hit jams, but how he got Millions to purchase power bike and gallivant with it all over Abuja is really unbelievable.



13. A NOTORIOUS COCAINE LOVER AND BULLION VAN AMBASSADOR WANTS TO BECOME PRESIDENT..

Prior to the 2019 general elections, a certain Bola Ahmed Tinubu, popularly known to many as "Bobo Chicago" was seen directing bullion vans filled with cash into his Bourdillion residence like a road safety marshall. The Iragbiji born thief during his tenure as governor of Lagos State looted the Center of Excellence dry by awarding contracts to his cronies and diverting funds to his personal bank account.

Really unbelievable that a notorious thief have the impetus to contest for the post of President.



14. THE NEW "BABARIGA SAVINGS ACCOUNT" BY GANDUJE...



A certain Umar Ganduje who is the governor of Kano State has shown us that we can actually save our hard currencies in a special flowing gown like parachute called "Babariga" by the Hausa's and "Agbada" by the Yoruba's.

It is unbelievable that Nigerians haven't keyed into this secured style of saving money.




15. THE BUHARI MEDIA COW'S (BMC)..

As the name implies, these set of cow's will go at any length to defend the useless administration of general Buhari who has a knack for oppressing the masses with dumb and archaic ideas for a paltry sum of N30K.

These irredeemable brain dead zombies can go as attacking their love one's who are not in support of this useless administration.

We have them littered all over the cyberspace and they're being led by one vulture meat business man in this forum.
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Yet you worship James Ibori,the international convicted thief! And you think brain is not paining you
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by ofiko123(m): 8:21pm On Apr 04, 2021
May God help and save us in this country...

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