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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by AFONJAPIG(m): 8:48pm On Apr 04, 2021
You see this your No 8 is what they must look into... Why is it that renewal of international passport is a big task abroad I have spent close to 300k to renew ordinary 32 pages of passport.. who swear for us

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by jojothaiv(m): 9:06pm On Apr 04, 2021
I'm speechless o
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by hollah123: 9:24pm On Apr 04, 2021
RenaissanceGuy:
You cannot be 'worshipping' Delta State looter general through your signature, James Ibori, whilst at the same time throwing invectives at his Lagos counterpart, at every opportunity.

That's a shameless hypocrisy.
thank God u can see their hypocrisy,he is celebrating his own thief n telling God to bless his own thief but castigating another person thief

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Limassol(m): 9:27pm On Apr 04, 2021
JidennaJason:
11. A PRESIDENT WITHOUT WAEC CERTIFICATE..

It is indeed a shameful and unbelievable fact that the president of the world most populous black nation is a primary school dropout. This was made manifest when the citizens demanded for the certificate of the cow lover illiterate, but he brought SAN's and NEPA bill to defend himself.


12. UNEMPLOYED SON OF THE PRESIDENT PURCHASING A POWER BIKE WORTH MILLIONS..


We all know that the son of the president is an unemployed dunce who sits at home to watch Nickelodeon and Arewa hit jams, but how he got Millions to purchase power bike and gallivant with it all over Abuja is really unbelievable.



13. A NOTORIOUS COCAINE LOVER AND BULLION VAN AMBASSADOR WANTS TO BECOME PRESIDENT..

Prior to the 2019 general elections, a certain Bola Ahmed Tinubu, popularly known to many as "Bobo Chicago" was seen directing bullion vans filled with cash into his Bourdillion residence like a road safety marshall. The Iragbiji born thief during his tenure as governor of Lagos State looted the Center of Excellence dry by awarding contracts to his cronies and diverting funds to his personal bank account.

Really unbelievable that a notorious thief have the impetus to contest for the post of President.



14. THE NEW "BABARIGA SAVINGS ACCOUNT" BY GANDUJE...



A certain Umar Ganduje who is the governor of Kano State has shown us that we can actually save our hard currencies in a special flowing gown like parachute called "Babariga" by the Hausa's and "Agbada" by the Yoruba's.

It is unbelievable that Nigerians haven't keyed into this secured style of saving money.




15. THE BUHARI MEDIA COW'S (BMC)..

As the name implies, these set of cow's will go at any length to defend the useless administration of general Buhari who has a knack for oppressing the masses with dumb and archaic ideas for a paltry sum of N30K.

These irredeemable brain dead zombies can go as attacking their love one's who are not in support of this useless administration.

We have them littered all over the cyberspace and they're being led by one vulture meat business man in this forum.

Omo see roasting shocked shocked, these bastards have sold their souls and self respect for peanuts just to shield the miserable failure currently seeking medical attention I'm London

Shameful!
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Limassol(m): 9:36pm On Apr 04, 2021
Mike213:
If you get money, even if na 850k try to go Dubai make you start afresh. I rather be a third hand citizen than a dog in Nigeria. Everyday wake up, bath, after bathing I don’t know where to go than to go smoke weed. Teacher work 20k. 20k way no reach buhari dog breakfast na person salary for a month.


My brother as in eh, I feel your pain because I'm also a teacher and just like you said the meagre Salado is nothing to write home about.

Just like you if i come back from work I don't know what to do or where to go as everywhere seem dull and boring.

The country is so useless that recreational places such as parks,themes and gardens are non existent and even if they do they are average and mediocre at best.

Fun places like theaters, cinemas Art galleries and so on are beyond mediocre.

Quality of life is pathetically poor, very useless shit hole angry

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by calcal: 9:42pm On Apr 04, 2021
Triangles1:
What you believe is what will be, millions of people are still making it despite the bad government, what doesn't kill you make you stronger.

You are a bad thinker, most likely illiterate.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by themanderon: 9:58pm On Apr 04, 2021
Nigeria only exist for the elites. The system have been rigged to favour them and also the psyche of the Average Nigerian has been badly damaged to the point that they see all these anomalies as being normal and would even fight those trying to liberate them from their shackles. It a vicious cycle. Sometimes I just wonder if the citizens of this nation are under a huge spell. This is truly baffling.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Limassol(m): 10:05pm On Apr 04, 2021
demsy21:
Let's all stop all this negative views about our own country all the time even if it's true. It doesn't give a good picture to the outside world. What I believe about this very country is one thing, and that's what should keep us holding on: "The potential is there, all it needs is a spark! It will come at the right time when enemies of Nigeria's progress least expected.

You have no idea what you are talking about, an American in Atlanta( could apply to every nationality) knows alot about Nigeria as you do if not more than. The advent of the internet has made the world a global village. So nothing is hidden or shielded.

A day on Quora, Reddit or any platform where people of different nationality converse will change your belief.

That said, its not secret that Nigerian leaders past and present did a good job of crippling our economy through grandeur corruptiion and mismanagement, thereby bringing the country to its knees. angry

And just so you know every Nigerian is as patriotic as you are if not more than, but that doesn't mean we should take the back seat watching the country heading to a wrong direction, reason why we criticize, condemn and castigate when necessary, doesn't mean we hate it, not at all.

Yes Nigeria has all the potential to be great -massive population, land mass, Natural resources and so on, but listen, as far as we gonna continue with this same system of government, same corrupt institutions, bias, igborant and prejudiced masses, scammers disguising as politicians, inept judicial system I swear this country will NEVER get better, it will probably get WORSE, to believe otherwise is naivity.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Limassol(m): 10:09pm On Apr 04, 2021
membranus:


You must be in a Lalala land when saying this?

You are hiding from the truth, but the truth will always stare hard at you, whether you like it or not.

I just replied him, he obviously has no idea what he is talking about
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Shattuck(m): 10:16pm On Apr 04, 2021
a nation where everything Defiles common sense.
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Jinad50: 10:21pm On Apr 04, 2021
Triangles1:
What you believe is what will be, millions of people are still making it despite the bad government, what doesn't kill you make you stronger.
if people are still making it, is that enough reason not to get things right?

Then again, many of those folks u claim are making it, are doing so illegaly.
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Cti28(m): 10:32pm On Apr 04, 2021
JidennaJason:
11. A PRESIDENT WITHOUT WAEC CERTIFICATE..

It is indeed a shameful and unbelievable fact that the president of the world most populous black nation is a primary school dropout. This was made manifest when the citizens demanded for the certificate of the cow lover illiterate, but he brought SAN's and NEPA bill to defend himself.


12. UNEMPLOYED SON OF THE PRESIDENT PURCHASING A POWER BIKE WORTH MILLIONS..


We all know that the son of the president is an unemployed dunce who sits at home to watch Nickelodeon and Arewa hit jams, but how he got Millions to purchase power bike and gallivant with it all over Abuja is really unbelievable.



13. A NOTORIOUS COCAINE LOVER AND BULLION VAN AMBASSADOR WANTS TO BECOME PRESIDENT..

Prior to the 2019 general elections, a certain Bola Ahmed Tinubu, popularly known to many as "Bobo Chicago" was seen directing bullion vans filled with cash into his Bourdillion residence like a road safety marshall. The Iragbiji born thief during his tenure as governor of Lagos State looted the Center of Excellence dry by awarding contracts to his cronies and diverting funds to his personal bank account.

Really unbelievable that a notorious thief have the impetus to contest for the post of President.



14. THE NEW "BABARIGA SAVINGS ACCOUNT" BY GANDUJE...



A certain Umar Ganduje who is the governor of Kano State has shown us that we can actually save our hard currencies in a special flowing gown like parachute called "Babariga" by the Hausa's and "Agbada" by the Yoruba's.

It is unbelievable that Nigerians haven't keyed into this secured style of saving money.




15. THE BUHARI MEDIA COW'S (BMC)..

As the name implies, these set of cow's will go at any length to defend the useless administration of general Buhari who has a knack for oppressing the masses with dumb and archaic ideas for a paltry sum of N30K.

These irredeemable brain dead zombies can go as attacking their love one's who are not in support of this useless administration.

We have them littered all over the cyberspace and they're being led by one vulture meat business man in this forum.
You finished it. 10 gboosa for you.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Cti28(m): 10:34pm On Apr 04, 2021
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Hassanmaye(m): 10:40pm On Apr 04, 2021
JidennaJason:
11. A PRESIDENT WITHOUT WAEC CERTIFICATE..

It is indeed a shameful and unbelievable fact that the president of the world most populous black nation is a primary school dropout. This was made manifest when the citizens demanded for the certificate of the cow lover illiterate, but he brought SAN's and NEPA bill to defend himself.


12. UNEMPLOYED SON OF THE PRESIDENT PURCHASING A POWER BIKE WORTH MILLIONS..


We all know that the son of the president is an unemployed dunce who sits at home to watch Nickelodeon and Arewa hit jams, but how he got Millions to purchase power bike and gallivant with it all over Abuja is really unbelievable.



13. A NOTORIOUS COCAINE LOVER AND BULLION VAN AMBASSADOR WANTS TO BECOME PRESIDENT..

Prior to the 2019 general elections, a certain Bola Ahmed Tinubu, popularly known to many as "Bobo Chicago" was seen directing bullion vans filled with cash into his Bourdillion residence like a road safety marshall. The Iragbiji born thief during his tenure as governor of Lagos State looted the Center of Excellence dry by awarding contracts to his cronies and diverting funds to his personal bank account.

Really unbelievable that a notorious thief have the impetus to contest for the post of President.



14. THE NEW "BABARIGA SAVINGS ACCOUNT" BY GANDUJE...



A certain Umar Ganduje who is the governor of Kano State has shown us that we can actually save our hard currencies in a special flowing gown like parachute called "Babariga" by the Hausa's and "Agbada" by the Yoruba's.

It is unbelievable that Nigerians haven't keyed into this secured style of saving money.




15. THE BUHARI MEDIA COW'S (BMC)..

As the name implies, these set of cow's will go at any length to defend the useless administration of general Buhari who has a knack for oppressing the masses with dumb and archaic ideas for a paltry sum of N30K.

These irredeemable brain dead zombies can go as attacking their love one's who are not in support of this useless administration.

We have them littered all over the cyberspace and they're being led by one vulture meat business man in this forum.
This guy no get joy

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by shegun4sur: 10:43pm On Apr 04, 2021
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Felicity001(m): 11:00pm On Apr 04, 2021
dre11:


https://www.thecable.ng/ten-unbelievable-things-about-nigeria

Menh... Who be this guy wey write this piece?

e choke o...

Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Pinkie2018(f): 12:46am On Apr 05, 2021
So much need to be adressed and redressed in this country. Well rewritten article/expose. Kudos
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by IntegrityFarmsN(m): 1:22am On Apr 05, 2021
This write-up is a MASTERPIECE, outlining the ABSURDITIES and CONTRADICTIONS in the Nigerian ways of doing things in Nigeria.

It reminds me of the bestseller in the by late Peter Enahoro, titled "How To Be A Nigerian".

The MINDSET of Nigerians must Change POSITIVELY before we can experience POSITIVE Changes in Nigeria.

Five Simple Ways To MAKE BIG MONEY From Garri. See my signature for details.
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Nobody: 1:45am On Apr 05, 2021
Limassol:


You have no idea what you are talking about, an American in Atlanta( could apply to every nationality) knows alot about Nigeria as you do if not more than. The advent of the internet has made the world a global village. So nothing is hidden or shielded.

A day on Quora, Reddit or any platform where people of different nationality converse will change your belief.

That said, its not secret that Nigerian leaders past and present did a good job of crippling our economy through grandeur corruptiion and mismanagement, thereby bringing the country to its knees. angry

And just so you know every Nigerian is as patriotic as you are if not more than, but that doesn't mean we should take the back seat watching the country heading to a wrong direction, reason why we criticize, condemn and castigate when necessary, doesn't mean we hate it, not at all.

Yes Nigeria has all the potential to be great -massive population, land mass, Natural resources and so on, but listen, as far as we gonna continue with this same system of government, same corrupt institutions, bias, igborant and prejudiced masses, scammers disguising as politicians, inept judicial system I swear this country will NEVER get better, it will probably get WORSE, to believe otherwise is naivity.

The economy is doomed.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by CanadaOrBust: 2:12am On Apr 05, 2021
FFK (alias Bill Gates) should be ashamed of himself. Kolo conspiracy nut!
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by ogwumgbe: 4:46am On Apr 05, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Country wey dem don sell since.


Nigerian masses are their own problem We love to suffer and smile, Just look at how the moronic government listened to the voice of the people after Endsars protest. Today, there's no more sars. If the Nigerian masses can also protest en mass against all these evil systems, Believe me, change must come by force. Historically corrupt governments were corrected through mass revolution, until Nigerians stand up and say enough is enough, I don't think that change will ever come. Organize a mass violent protest and born all these evil politicians and their families to the ground and change will come by force
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by MightyFortress: 7:49am On Apr 05, 2021
Worrisome
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by tikeh: 8:53am On Apr 05, 2021
Who so ever that wrote this deserve honorary Awards
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by olisaEze(m): 9:09am On Apr 05, 2021
The problem of Nigeria is Nigerians.

Ask yourself, are our leaders from Mars?

No!

They are all everyday people who used to dwell amongst us.

So what’s the problem na?

The volume of your complaints is directly proportional to your proximity to power.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by DanielPop(m): 9:20am On Apr 05, 2021
You have mentioned your thieves. He mentioned his t.hief - Tinubu. Where is the beef? grin

Secondly, try asking someone to spell check for you bruh! Sincere advise!
adekolaelect:
These one started him theories sensibly but finished it with Hippocrates .when you mention Tinubu where are Atiku,Alamiecia,wike, obasanjo,Ibori,Dasuki and the rest ?? Wailingnaria Symptom is affecting your reasonknowledgy .
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Pickieox(m): 10:24am On Apr 05, 2021
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Pickieox(m): 10:32am On Apr 05, 2021
JidennaJason:
11. A PRESIDENT WITHOUT WAEC CERTIFICATE..

It is indeed a shameful and unbelievable fact that the president of the world most populous black nation is a primary school dropout. This was made manifest when the citizens demanded for the certificate of the cow lover illiterate, but he brought SAN's and NEPA bill to defend himself.


12. UNEMPLOYED SON OF THE PRESIDENT PURCHASING A POWER BIKE WORTH MILLIONS..


We all know that the son of the president is an unemployed dunce who sits at home to watch Nickelodeon and Arewa hit jams, but how he got Millions to purchase power bike and gallivant with it all over Abuja is really unbelievable.



13. A NOTORIOUS COCAINE LOVER AND BULLION VAN AMBASSADOR WANTS TO BECOME PRESIDENT..

Prior to the 2019 general elections, a certain Bola Ahmed Tinubu, popularly known to many as "Bobo Chicago" was seen directing bullion vans filled with cash into his Bourdillion residence like a road safety marshall. The Iragbiji born thief during his tenure as governor of Lagos State looted the Center of Excellence dry by awarding contracts to his cronies and diverting funds to his personal bank account.

Really unbelievable that a notorious thief have the impetus to contest for the post of President.



14. THE NEW "BABARIGA SAVINGS ACCOUNT" BY GANDUJE...



A certain Umar Ganduje who is the governor of Kano State has shown us that we can actually save our hard currencies in a special flowing gown like parachute called "Babariga" by the Hausa's and "Agbada" by the Yoruba's.

It is unbelievable that Nigerians haven't keyed into this secured style of saving money.




15. THE BUHARI MEDIA COW'S (BMC)..

As the name implies, these set of cow's will go at any length to defend the useless administration of general Buhari who has a knack for oppressing the masses with dumb and archaic ideas for a paltry sum of N30K.

These irredeemable brain dead zombies can go as attacking their love one's who are not in support of this useless administration.

We have them littered all over the cyberspace and they're being led by one vulture meat business man in this forum.

The more I would have agreed with you, the more I would also disagree with you as well. Your pitching of tent with the thief-James Ibori says a lot about you. You are not different from the thieves you criticize. You guys are just living on one side of the coin. Fvck PDP et APCheat cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Nobody: 10:42am On Apr 05, 2021
Pickieox:


The more I would have agreed with you, the more I would also disagree with you as well. Your pitching of tent with the thief-James Ibori says a lot about you. You are not different from the thieves you criticize. You guys are just living on one side of the coin. Fvck PDP et APCheat cheesy cheesy cheesy
Your problem, not mine.

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Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Pickieox(m): 10:47am On Apr 05, 2021
JidennaJason:
Your problem, not mine.

Thank you. Oya go and rest grin grin grin
Re: Ten Unbelievable Things About Nigeria by Draslo(m): 5:37pm On Apr 05, 2021
RenaissanceGuy:
You cannot be 'worshipping' Delta State looter general, James Ibori, through your signature, whilst at the same time throwing invectives at his Lagos counterpart, at every opportunity.

That's a shameless hypocrisy.
He's a morrron

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