'My parents had me in their old age,reason i look old.I'm still a young man of 35 yrs'.Meanwhile uncle looks 50ish.



ladies,give us their funny lines.

Allow someone to love you, you are getting old

i will give you all you desire

Wait till menopause hit. Then, you'll note down very funny lines.

LadySarah:


'My parents had me in their old age,reason i look old.I'm still a young man of 35 yrs'.Meanwhile uncle looks 50ish.



ladies,give us their funny lines.

Lol..

LadySarah:


'My parents had me in their old age,reason i look old.I'm still a young man of 35 yrs'.Meanwhile uncle looks 50ish.



ladies,give us their funny lines.

and what's wrong with looking 50ish

Truthabulabula:
Wait till menopause hit. Then, you'll note down very funny lines.

no mind them

don't worry uncle plastic surgeon are available......lol

Truthabulabula:
Wait till menopause hit. Then, you'll note down very funny lines.

I'm looking forward to it already.

Immortaltunez:
and what's wrong with looking 50ish

When a 50ish comes for your 20 yrs daughter's hand in marriage,don't argue.

Whats with guys commenting on a thread clearly for ladies?
Tueh!

When most guys don't take feminists seriously una go dey vex....none of una fit come talk how una fit come talk the lines wey una don use to try chyke guys but una get mind the laff men wey don do am, but yet una want equal rights but can never do anything that men normally do.

Very soon one dumb b!tch will soon come here and start saying " the future is feMALE"

LadySarah:


I'm looking forward to it already.

That's probably because you already have enough kids.

LadySarah:


'My parents had me in their old age,reason i look old.I'm still a young man of 35 yrs'.Meanwhile uncle looks 50ish.



ladies,give us their funny lines.

That fact a man of '35' thinks he is young relationship wise is funny.

The usual 'I will take care of you', 'I am better/richer than your boyfriend', 'I am ready to marry you now' etc. etc. lines.

I smell your ppussy is rusted and needs greasing...

The bolded, he is actually young relationship wise. He would find a lot of younger ladies to wife. If he were a woman then the bolded would have been understandable.

bukatyne:



That fact a man of '35' thinks he is young relationship wise is funny.

The usual 'I will take care of you', 'I am better/richer than your boyfriend', 'I am ready to marry you now' etc. etc. lines.

angelfallz:
The bolded, he is actually young relationship wise. He would find a lot of younger ladies to wife. If he were a woman then the bolded would have been understandable.

35 year old man young?

Anyways, I don't dig older men.

bukatyne:


35 year old man young?

Anyways, I don't dig older men.

different strokes for different folks

bukatyne:


35 year old man young?

Anyways, I don't dig older men.

....Lol.35 yrs is still very young for a relationship.

I'm 40 with kids but still yet girls In their 20's still flock around me not minding that I'm married.

So a single guy of 35 is still very young.

JONNYSPUTE:
....Lol.35 yrs is still very young for a relationship.

I'm 40 with kids but still yet girls In their 20's still flock around me not minding that I'm married.

So a single guy of 35 is still very young.

A married man at 50 would be chased by 20 year old babes na.

That doesn't mean he is not old, it only means his youth is not the value he is bringing to the table.

Single guy of 35 is old relationship wise.

Quarter to 40yrs.

Mbanu!

bukatyne:


A married man at 50 would be chased by 20 year old babes na.

That doesn't mean he is not old, it only means his youth is not the value he is bringing to the table.

Single guy of 35 is old relationship wise.

Quarter to 40yrs.

Mbanu!

.....But some 35 yrs old guys that are still single must have to be in relationship before getting married.Or don't you think so?

An 18 year old male can produce 1.5millon sperm cells per minute or so

a 79 year old male also if healthy can produce 1.5 million sperm cells per minute doesn't mean he has energy to climb but it still there.

A 20 year old female get an egg per month and wait till the next to get another

and before 40 most times there done even if they have energy to climb it just.....

Lol. its alright. you are a rare breed.

bukatyne:


35 year old man young?

Anyways, I don't dig older men.

JONNYSPUTE:
.....But some 35 yrs old guys that are still single must have to be in relationship before getting married.Or don't you think so?

Sure they have to be in a relationship.

Hopefully, they meet women who

1. Do not mind their age;
3. Are their age mate (<= 5yrs younger).

angelfallz:
Lol. its alright. you are a rare breed.

I am sure a number of ladies don't dig older men.

bukatyne:


A married man at 50 would be chased by 20 year old babes na.

That doesn't mean he is not old, it only means his youth is not the value he is bringing to the table.

Single guy of 35 is old relationship wise.

Quarter to 40yrs.

Mbanu!

Between a 35 yr old bachelor and a 35 yr old spinster, who is more likely to walk the aisle soon? Why I'm asking is cos in some cultures a lady above 25 is late for marriage.

LadySarah:


'My parents had me in their old age,reason i look old.I'm still a young man of 35 yrs'.Meanwhile uncle looks 50ish.



ladies,give us their funny lines.

Yet his engine is still intact unlike your china made ovaries that was counting down to menopause until your good samaritan husband came to your rescue.

LadySarah:


I'm looking forward to it already.

It will sure come