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Career Advice For Failed Politicians by zayzee(f): 4:06pm On May 02, 2011
Dimeji Bankole, Iyabo Obasanjo, Dora Akuyili, Alao Akala, Mohammedu Buhari, Nuhu Ribadu, Orji Kalu etc
These popular politicians were defeated in the just concluded elections. What career advice would you give to them. Mine are below

-Dora should return to the university
-Akala should set up a security company being a former policeman
-Iyabo should set up a vet clinic
-Orji owns The Sun Newspaper, he should become a columnist
-Buhari should become EFCC new boss. He can fight corruption
-Ribadu should set up a youth NGO

What do you advice them to do?
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by thameamead(f): 11:47am On Jun 07, 2011
LOL!
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by fxtopedia(m): 11:58am On Jun 07, 2011
zayzee:

Dimeji Bankole, Iyabo Obasanjo, Dora Akuyili, Alao Akala, Mohammedu Buhari, Nuhu Ribadu, Orji Kalu etc
These popular politicians were defeated in the just concluded elections. What career advice would you give to them. Mine are below

-Dora should return to the university
-Akala should set up a security company being a former policeman
-Iyabo should set up a vet clinic
-Orji owns The Sun Newspaper, he should become a columnist
-Buhari should become EFCC new boss. He can fight corruption
-Ribadu should set up a youth NGO

What do you advice them to do?

Na wa for you oooo!
Seconded except Buhari!
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by chamber2(m): 12:04pm On Jun 07, 2011
The truth is that our politicians are very lazy and would not want to do any thing productive.They will still continue to hang around govt houses, attending political meetings, seeking contracts and hoping that come next election their luck will shine. Lazy buffoons.
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by badlaw(f): 12:05pm On Jun 07, 2011
i de pray say God beg help these failed politicians to do what advice that was given to them here.
but weda dem do am or not i still de loughoooooooo in igbo,hausa,yoruba,tiv and efik grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by mallorca(m): 12:16pm On Jun 07, 2011
no i deal
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by MMM2(m): 12:37pm On Jun 07, 2011
dey should go and sleep,
but
if dey can't sleep dey should die so dere children can waste dere money.
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by abokine: 12:40pm On Jun 07, 2011
And what then Bankole would do?,
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by kulutempa: 12:48pm On Jun 07, 2011
abokine:

And what then Bankole would do?,

Minister of Finance. He is very good at sharing money.
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by MIKOLOWISKA: 1:21pm On Jun 07, 2011
UNA DE HERE DE FORM NAIRALAND ASSEMBLY DE BLOW GRAMMAR DEM DE PARTICIPATE IN POLITICS DE HAMMER
INSTEAD MAKE UNA JOIN POLITICS OUTNUMBER DEM
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by Nobody: 2:14pm On Jun 07, 2011
They should all hang themselves wink
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by nokia3310: 4:01pm On Jun 07, 2011
abokine:

And what then Bankole would do?,

Bankole can setup a gang of robbers/419ers, so that he can make quick money and pay back the loan (N10b), before the news will circulate,
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by oladayo042: 4:14pm On Jun 07, 2011
zayzee:

-Akala should set up a security company being a former policeman?
Alao Akala and security doesnt tally. The man who kept romancing NURTW with their deadly ways for some political reasons. Being a former policeman doesnt mean he's a good cop - he may have joined NPF because of unemployment.
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by FlyboyZee: 5:45pm On Jun 07, 2011
zayzee:

Dimeji Bankole, Iyabo Obasanjo, Dora Akuyili, Alao Akala, Mohammedu Buhari, Nuhu Ribadu, Orji Kalu etc
These popular politicians were defeated in the just concluded elections. What career advice would you give to them. Mine are below

-Dora should return to the university
-Akala should set up a security company being a former policeman
-Iyabo should set up a vet clinic
-Orji owns The Sun Newspaper, he should become a columnist
-Buhari should become EFCC new boss. He can fight corruption
-Ribadu should set up a youth NGO

What do you advice them to do?


- Dora should set up a patient medicine store or better still, a pharmacy.
- Akala should join the NURTW and vie for the post of Chairman (Lyk Tokyo)
- Iyabo should open a pet shop 2 sell hybrid dogs only
- Orji should become a Newspaper vendor.
- Buhari should follow his fellow Fulanis to escort their cattle all over the country (Herdsman).
- As for Ribadu, he can apply to my organization as a security man (we still have vacancies).

Ha ha ha ha, LOL
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by kellybaba(m): 1:53pm On Jun 08, 2011
zayzee:

Dimeji Bankole, Iyabo Obasanjo, Dora Akuyili, Alao Akala, Mohammedu Buhari, Nuhu Ribadu, Orji Kalu etc
These popular politicians were defeated in the just concluded elections. What career advice would you give to them. Mine are below

-Dora should return to the university(Open a Drug Shop in Onitsha Main Market)
-Akala should set up a security company being a former policeman(Get the Distributor for TURA Soaps in Dugbe Market)
-Iyabo should set up a vet clinic(Retire to Ota Farm as Chief Vet doctor for Baba's poultry)
-Orji owns The Sun Newspaper, he should become a columnist(Open Newspaper stand at Brass junction by Aba-Oweeri Road)
-Buhari should become EFCC new boss. He can fight corruption(Please accept with humility the position of EFCC boss with the sole mandate of cleansing the National Assembly of looters for us PLS ! ! !)
-Ribadu should set up a youth NGO(Contact Madam World Bank for further advice)

What do you advice them to do?
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by thameamead(f): 11:16am On Jun 13, 2011
Bankole should set up a free laugugage school and teach english to people with limited english or beginners.
Re: Career Advice For Failed Politicians by canlor: 11:40am On Jun 27, 2011
@thameamead

would really love to discuss some issues with you privately, please
<canlor@yahoo.com>

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