But me i cannot faint for this o let alone die. Die go where kwanu?
And be careful how u conduct that test on the first child especially when u started living with ur wife bc she became pregnant.
I would foolishly advice u start from the second child, e get y. Unless if u don chop witch like we wey dey reason only one thing. The world is not getting better is getting worst n always expect the unusual

lacastre:
No matter how healthy or stamina u be that kind news weaken man faster than u could think...

Pls tell them. Some of them dey form iron-man for here. No matter how prepared you think you are, the shock will still hit you like a wave

Another woman bashing thread.
What stopped him from taking the woman along with him when he was relocating.

To women, if you know you can't do without having intimacy with your partner for a long time, don't tow the long distance relationship path. There's no gain in being a cheat.

flokii:
Paternal fraud should be criminalized with death penalty as sentence.. any lady caught in paternal fraud deserves to die.

If you can open your legs for another man, then give the product to the man you fvcked, not another innocent person.

What if the lady is not sure herself? Like she had sex with both men on the same day?

advanceDNA:


You die becos of a woman’s action...??
Nigga pleeeeeease...are you that weak or just interested in dying...

I’m always prepared for the worst case scenario...nothing can hit me by surprise..
My imagination is so wild I have a protocol for alien invasion or zombie apocalypse....

I call you my brother. I have same mindset too.

I was even thinking say na debit alert from pos. The type that makes u rush to the bank in no time,no matter the distance. So na common dna. What a shame

EXLOVER:
If you notice the picture of the woman she's a serial cheat, the late husband is just her bank, someone else is doing the oiling. Men should be careful of the kind of women they end up with, don't marry because of beauty or sexiness.

Guys should be careful with any girl that have dated a yahooboy, those ones ashawo dey their DNA, they can sleep with anybody around you.

Guys should also be careful with those girls that has a broke loving ex, she left him to marry you because he's not ready yet, you will be happy that you're a winner, but behind you she's collecting his sweet broke Dickson steady, this things can lead to you fathering someone's child.


In Conclusion, you can take an olosho out of the street but you can't take the street out of olosho, my own be say, immediately my child is 3 months old i will start conducting my local DNA with my eyes directly, if the child doesn't have any of my features or doesn't look like any member of my family, straight to oyibo DNA. I can't be spending on one idiot sperm production.

i always said it,if nairaland was shut down for 48hours some people will sick,thanks for giving me first laugh of the week,happiness will not depart from you

JoeEeL:


What if the lady is not sure herself? Like she had sex with both men on the same day?

It's still fraud and must not be tolerated.

Thank God you said foolishly .. DNA IS IMPORTANTANTA , from first child to the last

Cnach:
But me i cannot faint for this o let alone die. Die go where kwanu?
And be careful how u conduct that test on the first child especially when u started living with ur wife bc she became pregnant.
I would foolishly advice u start from the second child, e get y. Unless if u don chop witch like we wey dey reason only one thing. The world is not getting better is getting worst n always expect the unusual

I thought It was a yoruba Man

olurili:
i always said it,if nairaland was shut down for 48hours some people will sick,thanks for giving me first laugh of the week,happiness will not depart from you

Amen bro, and you too

Are u looking for one to give a heart attack ?

Ilamina:
I thought It was a yoruba Man

advanceDNA:


You die becos of a woman’s action...??
Nigga pleeeeeease...are you that weak or just interested in dying...

I’m always prepared for the worst case scenario...nothing can hit me by surprise..
My imagination is so wild I have a protocol for alien invasion or zombie apocalypse....

What's your worst case imagination for buhari

Person wey dey kill himself for woman na mumu

Story.


He has cardiac issues. A young man collapse and die. Just because of news. He has a severe cardiac problem.

Put the kids in paranthesis

Mokason288:
To my friend

JUDE OYIBE in Asaba

PLEASE don’t ever take a DNA test on your two kids

I don’t want to looooose you

Did they investigate deeper to know wether he is even the wife's son? Naija men and their plenty drama

Freelane33:
Thank God you said foolishly .. DNA IS IMPORTANTANTA , from first child to the last

Yes i knew the right thing and that's y i said foolishly
And that's because I may just invite a normal friend in a sense of just collecting and that may result to pregnancy which I may not like abortion and then optioned to live with her. There is every probability that many has slept with her but her human calculation stopped at me as the father of the kid which I may not be and she is never sure of who really is. This doesn't me she is a cheat or she is wicked.
And people who got married through this means above should be mindful of how they run the test on their first child if their mind would carry a negative result. And also tgey should take into account that a negative result doesn't mean the woman is a cheat as it may be coincidence but for the second child guy my hand no dey am o. And those who were dating before they got married my hand no dey am o.

The guy na mumu, in his next life he should learn to love with his head not his heart.

Some women shaaaaa!

whenever I see threads like this I always want to read the females comments

Trusting women this days is as easy as breaking olumo rock with your fingers

advanceDNA:


You die becos of a woman’s action...??
Nigga pleeeeeease...are you that weak or just interested in dying...

I’m always prepared for the worst case scenario...nothing can hit me by surprise..
My imagination is so wild I have a protocol for alien invasion or zombie apocalypse....

This is how I am now.

Mokason288:
To my friend

JUDE OYIBE in Asaba

PLEASE don’t ever take a DNA test on your two kids

I don’t want to looooose you

Guy y?
No no Y?

I like the way you think, Lol. Nothing must really surprise us. Cheers Man.

advanceDNA:


You die becos of a woman’s action...??
Nigga pleeeeeease...are you that weak or just interested in dying...

I’m always prepared for the worst case scenario...nothing can hit me by surprise..
My imagination is so wild I have a protocol for alien invasion or zombie apocalypse....

chai thi is very bad







#itiswell

advanceDNA:


You die becos of a woman’s action...??
Nigga pleeeeeease...are you that weak or just interested in dying...

I’m always prepared for the worst case scenario...nothing can hit me by surprise..
My imagination is so wild I have a protocol for alien invasion or zombie apocalypse....

Lol

Now you know why the primitive people built a cage in marriage and barb wired it with the fear of "Gods"

After all these happening and u talk say make I no carry my pikin go for DNA?
The very day wey my wife give birth, na dat same day I dey go find out if na me father d pikin

Mokason288:
To my friend

JUDE OYIBE in Asaba

PLEASE don’t ever take a DNA test on your two kids

I don’t want to looooose you

hahahahahaha!!! I will not talk

Queenserah26:
Chai, so sad. RIP to the deceased.

dude is issa pussy

Rip