EXLOVER:
After breaking up with my ex that year, i went out with two of my friends, we bought that big bottle of 1960 and a packet of Doncester, although i don't do cigarette but i had to that particular day. I was celebrating my freedom.




The next day i created this Nairaland account

Ladylawyer:

You didn't get emotional after the break up because you never truly loved your partners. If you ever loved someone and later breakup with them , even if that person was toxic, at some point the good memories you had will get you teary.

chatinent:


Not that.

I do love them all. I have only learnt and configured my mentality that if it comes, let it come. If it will go, let it go. Zero expectations. I am one person who values my peace of mind than anything else.

aluyapreston:
I have aready planned breaking up with her now. i am just preparing it and trying to kill all the emotions. as the economy hard reach, i will spend close to 40k for our feeding monthly, then other buyings will make everything total to 60k or 65k and she still calls me stingy because i decide to save 120k from my 180+ earnings.

on my own i wont spent more than 20k monthly because i cook ad i dont do cream. I will ensure that i do all i can to take care of her basic needs so she can save 20k from her 30k salary (i give her the jobs, which i still end up editing) and she would still be calling me selfish, making herself the prize.

yesterday she called me stingy again and i calmly told her i dont care. we are like a live in couple but in the next few weks, we are going to be seperated couple

aluyapreston:
I have aready planned breaking up with her now. i am just preparing it and trying to kill all the emotions. as the economy hard reach, i will spend close to 40k for our feeding monthly, then other buyings will make everything total to 60k or 65k and she still calls me stingy because i decide to save 120k from my 180+ earnings.

on my own i wont spent more than 20k monthly because i cook ad i dont do cream. I will ensure that i do all i can to take care of her basic needs so she can save 20k from her 30k salary (i give her the jobs, which i still end up editing) and she would still be calling me selfish, making herself the prize.

yesterday she called me stingy again and i calmly told her i dont care. we are like a live in couple but in the next few weks, we are going to be seperated couple

Fiscus105:
I went through her Facebook got the guy was dating newly, I exposed her dirty stuff for the guy, even though me and the new guy fought dirty online, he was trying to defend new girl dog he just found

What I exposed about her , I think was one of reasons their relationship collapsed after few weeks of exposure.

NamelessOGBENI:
Doused the break up with bottles..

That was seven years ago and the barney still try tidy my matter say she value me, me wey even late to eht llipder table...

Moya ghost weyrey kpakpa, bone di marra na retirement benefits I want no bi make one gbeke con open shop for my emotions..

Eyeness:
Happened 3 years go

After breaking up with my Ex for cheating on me and denying it, and had the nerve to be dating a look alike of me a month later, he had the nerve to call me and tell me he wanted to patch things up with me and confessing that he didn't love the new babe.

I'm pissed because I hate being a second option or being played, I also kinda felt bad for the babe.

So I show up unannounced to his house one saturday morning looking sexy in red when I knew, he and his babe will be present. I greet and introduce myself to the babe as his 'friend' and tell her that you gotta surprise men once in a while while chatting with them both jovially. My intention, to sow discord. It worked because the girl is very paranoid. My ex still succeeds in kicking me out in a non confrontational manner and tells me never to try it again.

He then has the nerve to call me later that same day to come over, most likely because she had gone out. So we talk about stuff, I send him to buy me food because I was hungry. While he's gone, I browse his phone and send her contact to my phone then put his on airplane mode I save it and say hi on WhatsApp and we start chatting. She was aggressive, but I tell her that I come in peace but I needed to tell her something important.
I keep my phone in an inconspicuous corner.

He comes back, we chat, we eat, he tells me he still loves me and is with her because she's ready for marriage and we have mind blowing sex, but meanwhile, my phone is on a WhatsApp video chat with her. She saw and heard everything.
Immediately after, she calls him and threatens to leave him.

He's angry, and I tell him never to two time again, then I dress up and walk out

She packs out of his house the next day, but he begs her to come back and she does because she says she's pregnant for him. The pregnancy she magically loses a month after.

After teaching him that lesson, I felt justified and relieved. I felt that I gotten justice for myself and gained closure.

At least she knows the kinda man she's dating.

Maybe I'll tell their ending another time

Summary: I banged him live while his new babe watched.

Benki003:
Mine wasn't funny I turned to musician I wrote songs then wasn't funny

Connected1:
I started crying in her presence and began hitting the wall, I asked her if she wanted to kill me, then she was begging me not to do anything funny, I was actually choking to death in her presence, she was saying she wanted to go home and I obliged.

Omo when I confirmed she was on her way home, See joy that night, me and my guys celebrated with drinks till 12am that day.

Nor go kill yourself oh my guy. Bleep love and choose loyalty anytime, anyday and if she's not loyal, then she's a bitch, just let her go, infact don't think twice.
Act like a fool around them and they would think they are wise, it has always worked for me.
I really loved the drama I acted that day, I just want to say the break-up words first because these women are very evil, they can destroy your life for no good reason.

I am forever Thankful to God for revealing to me after series of prayers how useless she was.

CharisEleos:


We didn't really breakup. I just called to tell him I want to focus on my Christian journey. I stopped calling and he too stopped calling.

After sometime I checked his FB profile to be sure he has moved on, bobo don lean his eyes bloodshot red ( to think he was forming hard man). but I had to do what I did. And I'm glad I did. 2016.



I moved on by becoming a foodie and building my life.

ComrdDRS1:
Me I don't do baby I love you or I want you to be my girlfriend, things just do fall into places, gbam!!!!! relationship don start and to break up it just do happened on it's own......

I never tell a girl it's over and none has ever say it's over but I have broke up to 4 to 5 girls now.... bro mine just happened....

Rockyrascal:
seven years later and it seems you are still doused from those bottles

shegunmessi:

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shoprite:


God save you !

CharisEleos:


We didn't really breakup. I just called to tell him I want to focus on my Christian journey. I stopped calling and he too stopped calling.

After sometime I checked his FB profile to be sure he has moved on, bobo don lean his eyes bloodshot red ( to think he was forming hard man). but I had to do what I did. And I'm glad I did. 2016.

I moved on by becoming a foodie and building my life.

RICHOLAC:
We kept having misunderstanding every now and then, and so I got tired. Could you imagine a girl that had the temerity to tell me that she went and see her so called ex in his lounge? As if that was not enough, I began to suspect some flings with my colleagues, like the other day she addressed my colleague ( married colleague) whom she got to meet through me, as,"sweetheart". Something she had never opened her mouth to call me for once.

Mistake I made was that I showed her that I really loved her so much, and so she took advantage of that I supposed.

Just two weeks ago I ceased talking to her, whether by chat or calls. It will baffle you to know that she on her own part has never called nor chatted me up even though she sees me online always.

This is a girl that nearly committed suicide, if not that God used me to calm her down.
And to even think that she would be this dumb after all her secrets I have in my archives, is quite ridiculous.

Whatever happens I have keep on praying to God for my own woman, whom will be supportive in every sense.
Never knew I could have such peace of mind, even though seeing her online always triggers this bad feelings. That's the only challenge I have now some how_ never wanna block her.

ComrdDRS1:
Me I don't do baby I love you or I want you to be my girlfriend, things just do fall into places, gbam!!!!! relationship don start and to break up it just do happened on it's own......

I never tell a girl it's over and none has ever say it's over but I have broke up to 4 to 5 girls now.... bro mine just happened....

Connected1:
I started crying in her presence and began hitting the wall, I asked her if she wanted to kill me, then she was begging me not to do anything funny, I was actually choking to death in her presence, she was saying she wanted to go home and I obliged.

Omo when I confirmed she was on her way home, See joy that night, me and my guys celebrated with drinks till 12am that day.

Nor go kill yourself oh my guy. Bleep love and choose loyalty anytime, anyday and if she's not loyal, then she's a bitch, just let her go, infact don't think twice.
Act like a fool around them and they would think they are wise, it has always worked for me.
I really loved the drama I acted that day, I just want to say the break-up words first because these women are very evil, they can destroy your life for no good reason.

I am forever Thankful to God for revealing to me after series of prayers how useless she was.

justscorchone:
My first break up she just woke up one morning and decided to call it quit, no question I no ask that girl,I suspect the sexual acts I wanted her to do were too dehumanizing at her age (19) she never told me, after so many years she has been ran over by so many guys in the hood, and she's still single and turned to God, while I'm a freelance big preek bastard that can chuke whoever I want to chuke, although in moderation.