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See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 8:50am On Sep 09, 2021 |
I'm a student in one of the prestigious universities in Nigeria. This week I come do one or two calls, Pampam-pampam, that was the message tune from my Nokia 3310 phone, signifying credit alert from my bank. Your account xxxxxx59 have been credited with N10,000 available balance N10,001.59. As a guy man I rush go market, me* good day sir, how much be carton of indomie noodles? Seller* my customer welcome. Which of them? Standard pack, supreme, hungry nan size or indomitable? Me* I need the one of #500 I think it is supreme. Seller* Na market, but when last u chop indomie? That one na 4,900 Me* you say weti? I only budget 5k for food stuffs oh for this semester. Ok I dey come Me talking to myself. Kia wahlia, this Buhari administration na bad one. That guy and other politicians like Rocha's okorocha, Desmond idiot, sorry Elliott don't deserve to live. Say Baba. Tintin Tintin Tintin tintintintintineeee that was the ringing tone of my Nokia phone, I ignored am. Woo it should be one of those hungry girls. Tin ntin tin tin tin tin tin tin tiririn tin tin tin tin teen my second phone, this time my iPhone 7 way my sister dash me I managed change am battery. Na Seun dey call. Me* Guy was up na. Seun* Alaye how far where u dey? Me* Ogbeni weti happen Shu why dey disturb see I no get money to borrow you ooo cause I go market to buy food stuff Seun* Alaye thank God I called at the right time oo. Visual done do me strong thing again. Me* Bet9ja or sporty? Seun* Bet9ja guy Me* So weti happen? Why you call me? .................... To be continued |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 9:07am On Sep 09, 2021 |
Seun*** Guy abeg I need cash from you borrow me small money make I see if I fit rise. Me*** Na Ogun go kill you there. Money way I wan buy food stuff take dey alright Seun*** like iw Much foodstuff? Me*** like 5k Seun** dey come your lodge sharp sharp make we dey go my side. My mama way bill me food stuff oo. Come buy am Me** you mean am? Seun*** Yes na. Me** ok I dey come. I fly bike reach house. U no see Seun. Gre gre gregre, Seun pick Me* Olodo where you dey? Seun*** I dey jungle beside Ur lodge I dey big small. Me** dey come fast no time to check time Seun*** guy I need money give me 20k collect foodstuff. Me*** 20k? You dey mad na 10k them send for me. Na 10k I get and na 5k I wan spend Seun*** Chia eledumare see my life like nolly hood movie. Me*** Ah ah nollyhood movies done dey make sense now oo. Forget those things wat zubi Mikel them dey act. Seun*** make we reach my side. Give me the 5k. Me** you dey mad? 5k for good way I never see? What if na Contra band goods cause I know say your mama go out Igbo join. Seun*** Your mama boy. Na your mama boy friend dey mad. Useless son of a useless father. Me** You done insult me I no buy again Seun** i no blame you. Na bet9ja I blame. We come reach him house To be continued........ 2 Likes |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 9:25am On Sep 09, 2021 |
Me** Oboy this things plenty oo. No be indomie be this? I go need Keke ooo Seun** Na because say na your side I dey chop many times ooo. Abeg add small thing for that 5k. Me*** Pam Pam Pam Pam that was the sound coming out from the key pad of my Nokia phone as I dial *894*5000*# oya idiot type your account number here. Seun*** so na still that 5k you give me? You wicked ooo Me*** shut up your dirty mout. You done bath today even self? No worry my guy I done transfer you 5k hold this 5h. Make u hold this other one use enter bike. If you like go play your goal and over 2.5. this time around u go sell me yourself. Seun** Ogun kill you there. I go show your side for evening cook something ooo. Me** As your wife na. Or as Tolani your bastard girls friend na. Seun comot for here b4 I kidnapped you Me*** you get money to feed me even if u kidnapped me? 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 9:26am On Sep 09, 2021 |
Oboy na the food stuff this I buy ooo 5k for everything
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Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 9:27am On Sep 09, 2021 |
Stop betting. Stop addiction 4 Likes |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Emmadoc: 9:27am On Sep 09, 2021 |
La 5k la taliban 5 Likes |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 9:27am On Sep 09, 2021 |
Lalasticla make you come see |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 9:28am On Sep 09, 2021 |
Emmadoc:hehee. Bros this na true ooo. 5k everything |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Bolarineliza202: 12:56pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
If what I just read is true Then you are too stingy oo |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 3:52pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Bolarineliza202:it's not about been stingy. It's about been smart 1 Like |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Bolarineliza202: 4:00pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
saintbillion:Okay now Brain wee not kee you |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Lamanii22(f): 5:12pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Is this truee? Omoor your friend is addicted to betting ooo .. has he ever won before?.. Your 10k gaan cannot buy this in Lagos oooo |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Jagaban880: 5:18pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
if na true ...ur G ...na ju...Guy...mumu |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by luizpippo(m): 5:30pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
saintbillion: Only that oil is 4k while the G.oil is 3.5k and the guy sold it for 5k? God punish addiction. 3 Likes |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by StPete: 5:44pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Well narrated and an enjoyable read Make sure you nor let that guy go hungry cos those foodstuffs there.... ...were gotten for a steal 2 Likes |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 5:55pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Lamanii22:20k self no fit buy all these things ooo 3 Likes |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 5:58pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Jagaban880:lol Baba no be ju guy ooo. The thing be say na addiction. And more so the guy dey eat for my place 247. So he indirectly things he use my brain cause last last na all of us go still eat the food stuff. And again na the GirlS for him lodge dey help am finished him foodstuff. You go hear things like Seun u get rice? You get oil? Make I cook for you na 4 Likes |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 5:59pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
luizpippo:Lol I swear my brother. But guess what?the idiot dey my house now dey rush the spag wah I cook. Him alone go chop half of the food 2 Likes |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 6:00pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
StPete:lol. My gee oya take this cold bottles of � beer 1 Like |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Lilsameey: 6:40pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
saintbillion:,..Op,..you are a criminal,..I swear,..This is what dey call Partial robbery, Corruption,.where your side make I come chop. |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Crowwejihadist: 6:42pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
You must be a real niggar |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Chidexsco8448(m): 7:22pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
saintbillion:Make l analyze am first Chai e too much oh...bros mk u dey epp dat ur guy via feeding MARKET Survey Estimated Price list of d above Food Items: Carton of Indomie #4500 Pkt of Peak Sachet #1300 Pkt of Cadbury Bournvita #1200 Rubber of Palmoil #3800 Rubber of Power Oil #3500 1crate of Eggs in d plastic container #1800 1 Pkt of Biscuits #350 Onions #500 4 Tubers of Yam #2400 @#600 each Potatoes #2000 Tied Black Nylon of Garri 1paint #1000 2 Sachets of tomatoes #200 1 Bottle of Groundnuts #800 Black Nylon of Rice 1 paint #2200 Black Nylon of Beans 1 paint #2400 5 Packs of Spaghetti #1500 @300 each Pack of spices dre #700 TOTAL PRICE VALUE of all = #30,150.00 Nawa ohh 5 Likes |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Ola17: 7:34pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Chidexsco8448: Last last Naija don cast. When I dey school, all those things highest na 10k. You try with your analysis. 1 Like |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Jagaban880: 8:36pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Chidexsco8448:mehnn.....diz country na wa ooo household of 5 ....go finish diz food within 2weeks......but how de...poorest of the poor de...survive ni? |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 8:45pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Lilsameey:come UNN ooo |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 8:46pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Crowwejihadist:lol. Na jungle we dey ooo |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Lilsameey: 8:47pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
saintbillion:,..I go come by 2:35am..... |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 8:49pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Chidexsco8448:Bros Abeg no vex. You dey sell food stuff? Your analysis dey correct ooo. Chief 1 Like |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 8:51pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Jagaban880:kontry hard my brother |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Chidexsco8448(m): 9:17pm On Sep 12, 2021 |
Ola17:No be lie bro...far back then things were relatively cheap unlike nw 1 Like |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by Chidexsco8448(m): 9:19pm On Sep 12, 2021 |
saintbillion:I no dey sell but l dey buy on regular basis bro |
Re: See the food stuffs I bought for #5000 naira by saintbillion(m): 1:31pm On Sep 13, 2021 |
Chidexsco8448:boss. U go like food die |
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