Mercychen:
This has lost the touch and idea of a real beach with all these funitures and decors.

A beach is supposed to have that feel and view of nature. Anything short of that is a resort center.

I don't fancy this kind of artificial view in a beach. Give me the beautiful sand, coconut trees and huge water body that are common features of a beach. This looks too unnatural.

I miss my childhood days when pops used to trip us to the beach. Building of sand castle thinz. Chai.

You will get those coconut trees and beach huts ar badagry beach.

Very interesting

pocohantas:


The menu is robust, so I can’t tell. Created a thread sometime on it and took it down, would have pointed you to it. However, I remember buying french fries and chicken wings @ 5k. Mocktail @ N2500.



Landmark is a whole lot cleaner and more organized. It also has lots of beach sports, bikes and all.

Hmmm, let me add it to my bucket list. Seems fine.. How much do you think one can hold averagely when going there? Just drinks and chicken

If only you had paid attention in geography class in school you would have known that Benin is not part of Eastern Nigeria.

But no you were too busy sleeping in the back.

Now you are a tribalistic asshole

basty:


Because you are not from Lagos where it is happening.

They don't see anything good. Lagos is not AfganEASTERN.

justscorchone:



So you visit this places and our paths have never crossed.

You wouldn’t know me if you see me na.

babyfaceafrica:
Hmmm, let me add it to my bucket list. Seems fine.. How much do you think one can hold averagely when going there? Just drinks and chicken

Landmark? Go with a loaded debit card.

Don’t mind me. You can visit their website, the prices of everything is listed THERE.

pocohantas:


You wouldn’t know me if you see me na.



Landmark? Go with a loaded debit card.

Don’t mind me. You can visit their website, the prices of everything is listed THERE.

thanks

pillarmaria:
This is beautiful.... But na person wey chop belleful dey go beach.

I don't think so....you can just go there to meditate....

chidonweb:
Lagos and indeed Nigeria has a lot of tourism potential. What is lacking is just basic infrastructure

All the infrastructure and government services in Lagos are top notch, world class since 1999. Know that and have peace.

pocohantas:
Moist beach, Oniru.

It is really cool, right inside Oniru Beach, Ligali Ayorinde St, VI- the street behind Yesufu Abiodun Way (Four Point By Sheraton).

While Oniru main beach is playing “I am cumming. Are you cumming?”, Moist would be playing something serene.

So those cross-bag and ES 350 boys do not like entering Moist Beach. You’ll also see babes in bikini there.

You pay 1k to enter Oniru, entry to Moist is free, but you have to buy something. Not cheap, but I won’t call it expensive.

Landmark should be the “most beautiful” if you ask me.

Moist Beach is not a stretch of beach, just a secluded part in Oniru beach. So don’t expect to have plenty space to yourself.

Ahhh. You don Waka

Omoluabi16:
You will get those coconut trees and beach huts ar badagry beach.

I see.

Sonnobax15:

Mennnnnnnn,na inside this life life dey

Just like my former boss used to say--"Lagos dey inside Lagos". Na who land for places like Ajegunle and the rest go say Lagos na any how place . Have you been to Lekki,and V.I?

Lekki and VI be like slums for obodo oyinbo. Are they not having open gutters that flood annually? Meanwhile tap water and national grid electricity no dey. Abeg shine your eyes.

chidonweb:
Lagos and indeed Nigeria has a lot of tourism potential. What is lacking is just basic infrastructure

IN MY OPINION, WAT IS LACKING IS SINCERE N HONEST PPLE

uvie66:
true talk... you go there them go say bottle of beer na 2k...olosho sef go say TDB na 30k

I just know by myself that TDB means till day break
I have not seen that acronyms before.

Paperbag:
Nice Beach ,hope they maintain it...



Bwt : Eleguchi is the worst beach in the world ..
I can still remember the day i took a friend there ,we had only origin beer cause i needed to put her through on some I.T stuffs ,

Long story , my bill was 17k ( they charged for the dirty plastic chair we sat , charged for using the loo in the bar , service charge, overpriced drinks and aside this we already paid 4k as gate fee making 21k )

For like a month i kept moaning in pains
Just two bottle of beer oooh


Some delta creeks are better off

lmao this happened to me and my then ex oh. It was my first time there. On entering we saw guys ushering us to sit , we opted for a space close to the waters. We just needed somewhere to sit for while. While seated, we ordered indomie, egg and drinks which they said was about 4k or so. When we were about leaving, I asked for the bill and they brought about 15k. I was shocked. Like for what!!! The idiot said the chair we sat on was 9k and his personal fee 2k for attending to us. I was like WTF!!!. He thought I wouldn't talk cause I had bae with me. Omoh I para for the guy. After the dragging and all, I paid 8k. I don't know who he thought I was . I was an ordinary student managing life then. Na the runs I do from writing test and exams I save to flex my babe oh. After transportation had taken a chunk of my money because we were coming from mainland. Omoh I vex that day.

Lol, but that was same day I got know that my relationship would be coming to an end soon

If you know nothing. Just read comments.
LAND MARK BEACH at VI by Landmark hotels has the best waters, never noizy, prettiest & clean pple and I saw only classy people all around.
Yeah bcoz everything there is top notch.
That's the only place u find Actors and foreigners. It's really expensive though
[quote author=qtguru post=106763044]

Lagos Beaches still have dirt no matter how classy, they should try Mauritius Beach, e go be like say na mirror and very clean. Lagos is a slum /quote]

Paperbag:
Nice Beach ,hope they maintain it...



Bwt : Eleguchi is the worst beach in the world ..
I can still remember the day i took a friend there ,we had only origin beer cause i needed to put her through on some I.T stuffs ,

Long story , my bill was 17k ( they charged for the dirty plastic chair we sat , charged for using the loo in the bar , service charge, overpriced drinks and aside this we already paid 4k as gate fee making 21k )

For like a month i kept moaning in pains
Just two bottle of beer oooh


Some delta creeks are better off

Who send you go there in the first place? Must you go to the beach? You won proof big boy that later wound you

[quote author=pocohantas post=106764878]

You wouldn’t know me if you see me na.



Let's arrange to meet up someday na don't quote me just call me to take my number off.

Taiwojon:
No where on earth is beautiful as heaven.

Remember
The earth will pass away but the world of God standeth forever.

And
Jesus is the saviour of the world, repent turn away from sins and believe the gospel.


Jesus saves

May be landmark at Oniru

banom:
And you couldn't mention the name of the beach and where it's located in Lagos

Landmark Beach at Oniru I think

4Shakes:
If you know nothing. Just read comments.
LAND MARK BEACH at VI by Landmark hotels has the best waters, never noizy, prettiest & clean pple and I saw only classy people all around.
Yeah bcoz everything there is top notch.
That's the only place u find Actors and foreigners. It's really expensive though

na so, I have been there, who pays 150k just to sit on top of fancy wood, or around 70k upwards to bring food inside. I've stayed in beaches outside Naija way finer, and not that expensive.

pocohantas:
Moist beach, Oniru.

It is really cool, right inside Oniru Beach, Ligali Ayorinde St, VI- the street behind Yesufu Abiodun Way (Four Point By Sheraton).

While Oniru main beach is playing “I am cumming. Are you cumming?”, Moist would be playing something serene.

So those cross-bag and ES 350 boys do not like entering Moist Beach. You’ll also see babes in bikini there.

You pay 1k to enter Oniru, entry to Moist is free, but you have to buy something. Not cheap, but I won’t call it expensive.

Landmark should be the “most beautiful” if you ask me.

Moist Beach is not a stretch of beach, just a secluded part in Oniru beach. So don’t expect to have plenty space to yourself.

Beach expert

How much dem pay you for this advert

Terrier99:


The day you comot your mud house for Bini enter where people dey flex for Lagos, you will curse your father for putting you in Bini.

Obaseki your Governor na houseboy for Lagos.

Wa gbayi .. jekan mo ...let them know ..

Terrier99:


The day you comot your mud house for Bini enter where people dey flex for Lagos, you will curse your father for putting you in Bini.

Obaseki your Governor na houseboy for Lagos.

aahaah! See punchline. Him offend before?

Mercychen:
This has lost the touch and idea of a real beach with all these funitures and decors.

A beach is supposed to have that feel and view of nature. Anything short of that is a resort center.

I don't fancy this kind of artificial view in a beach. Give me the beautiful sand, coconut trees and huge water body that are common features of a beach. This looks too unnatural.

I miss my childhood days when pops used to trip us to the beach. Building of sand castle thinz. Chai.

Finally, someone who gets it.

But I wouldn't blame the people behind the concept though.
Anything to justify the outrageous prices they put on the drinks and food they sell, is a pretty good deal to them.

The beach doesn't have a name?

crackhaus:

Finally, someone who gets it.

But I wouldn't blame the people behind the concept though.
[b]Anything to justify the outrageous prices they put on the drinks and food they sell, [/b]is a pretty good deal to them.

Exactly!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Normal overhype

Why is it that everything about lagos is over hyped

Below average looking beach

says someone who stays in Benin. Over hype indeed. Which wan u get for Benin wet fine reach this one

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Normal overhype

Why is it that everything about lagos is over hyped

Below average looking beach

Life in Lagos is beautiful, you can survive in Lagos than other states unless you are too lazy to express yourself

TravelWaka you dey try, more oil to your hustle.

Thank you, this means a lot

Emilokoiyawon:
TravelWaka you dey try, more oil to your hustle.