Husband or wife

Shebi this is Nairaland and not Yoruba land.

I should now learn Yoruba cos I wan know who's at fault

Lolz, both

HarlequinLekex:
Husband or wife

Who you wan stress this early morning. If you can't translate in English then getat abeg

Husband came late from work...

Wife: where are you coming from at this late night

Husband: I have just returned from heaven

Wife: Did you see my parents?

Husband: I didn't pass hell fire

None of them is at fault..

Serving as how it dey hot.. Both husband and wife are hilarious..

Michelle70:
Shebi this is Nairaland and not Yoruba land

Husband arrived late after a stressful day...

Wife: welldone, yeye husband, where are u coming from?
Husband: from heaven
Wife: did you see my parent on your way?
Husband: I ddnt go to hellfire

Hilarious but it was an expensive joke, regardless.

advanceDNA:


Husband arrived late after a stressful day...

Wife: welldone, yeye husband, where are u coming from?
Husband: from heaven
Wife: did you see my parent on your way?
Husband: I ddnt go to hellfire

the thing no even come funny again, u killed the humour from those who dont understand Yoruba like me

Michelle70:
the thing no even come funny again, u killed the humour from those who dont understand Yoruba like me

Ok ooo..
No vex

MufasaLion:
Hilarious but it was an expensive joke, regardless.

The husband could actually be right considering her parents, a lady that's ready to pick up a fight with his husband even after having no idea why the husband came home late..The parents could be as toxic

helinues:


The husband could actually be right considering her parents, a lady that's ready to pick up a fight with his husband even after having no idea why the husband came home late..The parents could be as toxic

Whether right or wrong, the joke was too expensive. He could have said many other things to counter the wife, other than disrespecting her parents.

I blame Amotekun. No, Tinumbu

MufasaLion:


Whether right or wrong, the joke was too expensive. He could have said many other things to counter the wife, other than disrespecting her parents.

Can't you see both husband and wife get touch..

You have no idea how the next conversation would look like. Some ladies actually get bad mouth, they need to be served as it dey hot

helinues:


Can't you see both husband and wife get touch..

You have no idea how the next conversation would look like. Some ladies actually get bad mouth, the need to be served as it dey hot

They both have uncouth mouth.

helinues:


Can't you see both husband and wife get touch..

You have no idea how the next conversation would look like. Some ladies actually get bad mouth, the need to be served as it dey hot

ya, the wife could counter with.
"Oti gbo orun so mi ebami Milo in"

Meaning I didn't ask of ur parents, I said my parent.

BTW, forget that Yoruba I wrote up there, its the concise version

advanceDNA:


Ok ooo..
No vex

Ogun strike ur fingers weh u no fit use translate

Michelle70:
ya, the wife could counter with.
"Oti gbo orun so mi ebami Milo in"

Meaning I didn't ask of ur parents, I said my parent.

BTW, forget that Yoruba I wrote up there, its the concise version

That is actually speaking in tongues...

Michelle70:
Ogun strike ur fingers weh u no fit use translate

Na wah oooo..
No be me open thread..
I translate give you
You still vex call ogun.

I now understand why they say mind your business in 2022

HarlequinLekex:
Husband or wife

The husband is at fault. He gave a stupid answer.
Can't he just tell his wife exactly where he was coming from and if the place he's coming from can't be told simply tell her he's been in traffic on his way from work.

advanceDNA:



Na wah oooo..
No be open thread..
I translate give you
You still vex call ogun.

I now understand why they say mind your business in 2022

translate strangle u there.

Because u didn't translate at first, I didn't get the joke

Michelle70:
translate strangle u there.

Because u didn't translate at first, I didn't get the joke

Lol..
I don beg u naa
No be open thread..
I no just mind my business

That man nah odowgu

infogenius:


The husband is at fault. He gave a stupid answer.
Can't he just tell his wife exactly where he was coming from and if the place he's coming from can't be told simply tell her he's been in traffic on his way from work.

Do you understand Yoruba?

The translations done so far on this thread aren't 100% accurate.

1st statement from the wife started the whole mess.

Ọma yaayin ọ means = You came quite early (Negative sarcasm) , welcome, where are you coming from?

[quote author=MufasaLion post=110322891]

Whether right or wrong, the joke was too expensive. He could have said many other things to counter the wife, other than disrespecting her parents.

Na she by herself put her parents for the matter...... Nice reply

[quote author=Youngxx post=110324362][/quote]

Yes, she did, but then, the husband would have either die the matter or say something else, other than mentioning her parents.

I wouldn't have said what that man said. Well, we all have different principles.

advanceDNA:



Na wah oooo..
No be open thread..
I translate give you
You still vex call ogun.

I now understand why they say mind your business in 2022

SHIT
oh common, that waz way to expensive na.
WHAT DA BLEEP IS HAPPENING

HarlequinLekex:
Husband or wife

You de post something for public forum you de post am in Yoruba, like say everybody de hear that your language, fool.