BSsniffer:


Typical Nigerian 90s youth still living with his parents. Learn to knock and if you're still living with your parents you probably need to start planning to get your place and give your folks the freedom they deserve.

People like u make others to go through depression . It's really bad

And you came online to post it.


You are an idoit..
A very big one

Omo, it's not your fault go and smoke what Nicodemus smoked and beat his father to death you'll be good brother, it happens but you actually have mind to know your parents are in the room and you entered there without knocking..

Archworld:


People like u make others to go through depression . It's really bad

Did you read that it was his car horn that went off... So you have a car and still live with your parents or your there on holiday

It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

this matter heavy for mouth

https://gist.am/question/i-walked-in-on-my-parents-having-sex-now-i-feel-so-embarrassed

What I say to a child who uncover his parents unclothedness and bring it to open

Karma will not forget

xynerise:
WTF is wrong with this generation?

You saw them having sex and brought it here so we can disgrace and get them arrested or what? What kind of a useless son is this one Kwanu?

Abeg getat

Very useless of a son!

Now even road to go Otuoke no dey

tayebest:


The way you cross leg ehn, you go be confirmed simp. No let woman control you o!

Anyways, congratulations on another new phase of life!

lol NL my people. Simp kee, NL guys don open every guys eye

Learn from their actions

Komu1048:



lol NL my people. Simp kee, NL guys don open every guys eye

Which style una do for honeymoon?

It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

Before I can contribute, in what styled do you met them?
*Doggystyle
*Cowgirl
*Missionary style.
*Leg hanging style....to mentioned few.
Just tell me now.

It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

Hahaaha deeper life indeed I had done that when I was still younger in my teens and still never felt embarrassed of it cos i believed they were doing the right thing after all na werin born me be that

Idiot, what's the need of telling us here? Untrained animal.

The fact that u told us what u saw, is a clear indication that u can't keep a secret.

Na everything una dey bring online



Nonsense

You felt embarrassed but you brought your family issue on social media. Learn how to knock on people's door. Stop invading people's privacy.

I used to take my Dad's condoms when I found his stack! Till a day I saw him looking for them and he couldn't tell us what he was looking for, but I knew what he was looking for, so I started stealing them for fun, opening new packs to remove one or two, and watch how exasperated he will be looking for them, murmuring there is spirit in this house that takes what does not belong to him My Daddy did not know I have the spare key to him room and when he changed the locks, I started entering through the windows, to just find out the new place he had hidden them

chinex11:
we will be surprised how sexually active our parents are. That's how I saw vega packets recently in my dad's cupboard while cleaning up for him.

They are humans and obviously have urges

Your momma told you to shut the door? Abeg leave mama and her baby and gettat!!

Don't mind those people who are dismissing you.

Give yourself time to process it and move on. Your mom shouldn't have been rude towards you about it though

It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

How you think they born you? By deeper life lecture or what? Just go and apologize and let it go from your head. It’s one of the benefits of their marriage. As someone over 20, you are the one disrespecting their space, their house and their privacy. Next time, knock.

this is wickedness

abi you want make your papa score another goal?

bummyla:
I used to take my Dad's condoms when I found his stack! Till a day I saw him looking for them and he couldn't tell us what he was looking for, but I knew what he was looking for, so I started stealing them for fun, opening new packs to remove one or two, and watch how exasperated he will be looking for them, murmuring there is spirit in this house that takes what does not belong to him My Daddy did not know I have the spare key to him room and when he changed the locks, I started entering through the windows, to just find out the new place he had hidden them

bummyla:
I used to take my Dad's condoms when I found his stack! Till a day I saw him looking for them and he couldn't tell us what he was looking for, but I knew what he was looking for, so I started stealing them for fun, opening new packs to remove one or two, and watch how exasperated he will be looking for them, murmuring there is spirit in this house that takes what does not belong to him My Daddy did not know I have the spare key to him room and when he changed the locks, I started entering through the windows, to just find out the new place he had hidden them

Did same, local man cannot be buying condoms again. Room&car, I pick it anywhere I sight it

So finally you have seen your manufacturing process

It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

So finally you have seen your manufacturing process *****

It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

id4sho:

Did same, local man cannot be buying condoms again. Room&car, I pick it anywhere I sight it

Emaprince:
Na wa...how can he crack joke about such with his mom?

Thats more cringe worthy.

There is nothing to discuss here. Let him just go about his business and act like it never happened by trying too hard to get it off his head.

trust me it's hard to take such off the head but if they can stylishly joke about it it'll be easy for him, I don't mean they should really talk about the sex part directly but the door aspect. Like " mummy, why are so careless with ur door knowing fully well that you have a grown-up son in the house" and the mom will reply which ever way she can and everything will be cool

How do you think you were born?

It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

Why would you exonerate yourself from the blames for not knocking first? One thing with we Nigerians is that we hardly take responsibility for our actions.

It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

And what exactly is the big deal?. How did you come into this life without sex. Abegi

I'm pretty sure that the last time my parents had sex was the night I was conceived.