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EHoudini:
At the peak of fuel scarcity my wife befriended a filling station manager- a mallam! She got two full tanks of fuel, one for herself, another for her friend; and 20L for me. I innocently and gladly accepted, in a jerrycan. I didn't even pay, to be honest.

Few days later, when we had a little misunderstanding, she bragged to me that the fuel I've been using to cruise around was given to her by a man like me! Dangerous talks.

Since then, even we settled somewhat she's been receiving strange calls at odd hours.
Few nights ago, I was woken up by her shouts on the phone; that she's a married woman and that the person on the other end should stop calling her! I couldn't help but think and believe it's the manager. As though she didn't know she was married before she swindled the man of his fuel!

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!

The amount of unfaithful wives on nairaland is scary. You sure say men go marry so?

Why must u say mallam

EHoudini:
At the peak of fuel scarcity my wife befriended a filli2ng station manager- a mallam! She got two full tanks of fuel, one for herself, another for her friend; and 20L for me. I
There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!

I pray for you.

You didn't respect ur union at all, ur wife of girlfriend?

EHoudini:
At the peak of fuel scarcity my wife befriended a filling station manager- a mallam! She got two full tanks of fuel, one for herself, another for her friend; and 20L for me. I innocently and gladly accepted, in a jerrycan. I didn't even pay, to be honest.

Few days later, when we had a little misunderstanding, she bragged to me that the fuel I've been using to cruise around was given to her by a man like me! Dangerous talks.

Since then, even we settled somewhat she's been receiving strange calls at odd hours.
Few nights ago, I was woken up by her shouts on the phone; that she's a married woman and that the person on the other end should stop calling her! I couldn't help but think and believe it's the manager. As though she didn't know she was married before she swindled the man of his fuel!

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!

I hope this story is just pure cruise because u seem too accommodating of a cheating spouse to be a Nigerian. She yelled at someone on the phone and you are okay with ur assumptions because dem dash you fuel? What if it was another man that the station manager gave her number to and she didn’t like his d*cking?? You know one, you know the other one?? Fck am I sayin, if he allowed one what’s stopping him from allowing all the men in the area!! I truly truly hope dis story is untrue because both of you don’t have any business or the required morals to raise kids in dis present age & time.

Simple home affairs you can't manage never should you put mouth when others are blasting the government

EHoudini:
At the peak of fuel scarcity my wife befriended a filling station manager- a mallam! She got two full tanks of fuel, one for herself, another for her friend; and 20L for me. I innocently and gladly accepted, in a jerrycan. I didn't even pay, to be honest.

Few days later, when we had a little misunderstanding, she bragged to me that the fuel I've been using to cruise around was given to her by a man like me! Dangerous talks.

Since then, even we settled somewhat she's been receiving strange calls at odd hours.
Few nights ago, I was woken up by her shouts on the phone; that she's a married woman and that the person on the other end should stop calling her! I couldn't help but think and believe it's the manager. As though she didn't know she was married before she swindled the man of his fuel!

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!

you really need prayers my brother, she never cheat yet you're here complaining. From what u wrote, she respect her marriage and u need to trust her if not u will push her to mess up.

Another one

You don mean it! You have successfully married your killer cause the Mallam can kill you to inherit your wife

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EHoudini:
At the peak of fuel scarcity my wife befriended a filling station manager- a mallam! She got two full tanks of fuel, one for herself, another for her friend; and 20L for me. I innocently and gladly accepted, in a jerrycan. I didn't even pay, to be honest.

Few days later, when we had a little misunderstanding, she bragged to me that the fuel I've been using to cruise around was given to her by a man like me! Dangerous talks.

Since then, even we settled somewhat she's been receiving strange calls at odd hours.
Few nights ago, I was woken up by her shouts on the phone; that she's a married woman and that the person on the other end should stop calling her! I couldn't help but think and believe it's the manager. As though she didn't know she was married before she swindled the man of his fuel!

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!

See your life, how irresponsible you are

My kneel is precious

My mouth is holy

My eyes is saintly

Therefore PRAY too expensive


Na only you enjoyed the fuel now, eat alone, die alone � I suggest you pray for yourself and believe God will answer you.

Me No

I don't know whether to cry or laugh

Please you people should go easy on this fictional stories.

Stop creating unnecessary panic for those that are yet to marry

Funniest shit hahahhaa burantashi ke burankwanta ni

The manager is filling her up. Yuck

Wetin you expect na fuel don cost





Free fuel upon your household

What kind of weak married man is always on nairaland calling his wife demonic, wicked, evil, heartless, etc (from previous threads) YET, he is still very well married to her and living in the same house with her?

THE KIND OF MEN ON THIS NAIRALAND SHA? Tufiakwa!

Even women are smarter this days and are not such weaklings that will come to the public to call thier husbands highly despicable names for strangers to insult on a public forum and then go and eat his food and sleep on the bed with him at night. Isn't that madness?

Unless ofcourse the OP is fake and doesn't even have a girlfriend talkless of being married cos a discerning spirit can tell from the tone of this post that this is a small boy who doesn't know that real men have too much ego to write this about thier wives in a tone that seems excited.

So you were enjoying subsidized fuel while they were siphoning ya wife...

Is this a joke or real life story?
Married women be very careful. Your husbands don't like sharing. If you feel a man's not worth it anymore, divorce him. Sharing makes a woman look like toilet

If na me I go encourage her to dey collect fuel wey I go use take carry one side chic for corner

Right from the inception of future-gender, it has been prophesied that women that likes awuf would suffer pass the poor man of God

Well.she don subsidized fuel for you b dat



Enjoy ur fuel

Why




Manager enjoy ur wife kitty

Yawn!

EHoudini:
At the peak of fuel scarcity my wife befriended a filling station manager- a mallam! She got two full tanks of fuel, one for herself, another for her friend; and 20L for me. I innocently and gladly accepted, in a jerrycan. I didn't even pay, to be honest.

Few days later, when we had a little misunderstanding, she bragged to me that the fuel I've been using to cruise around was given to her by a man like me! Dangerous talks.

Since then, even we settled somewhat she's been receiving strange calls at odd hours.
Few nights ago, I was woken up by her shouts on the phone; that she's a married woman and that the person on the other end should stop calling her! I couldn't help but think and believe it's the manager. As though she didn't know she was married before she swindled the man of his fuel!

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!

Do u cheat on ur wife?? Cos u seem unbothered or even happy she's been chiked by the filling station manager.

I'm not sure she's cheating. Yet!

U for dey run black market fuel na

It is finished! Go to that filling station and full your tank to the brim, when they ask you for payment; direct them to go and meet their manager, it is a payment he must pay for nacking and shinning teeth with your wife.

werrey too much for this nairaland

Collect Fuel


Collect Fuel

I see sapphire viewing this thread, but she is selecting unable to comment as the 'future" in this matter time gele

EHoudini:

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!

Lol. You didn't ask us to pray for your wife whose p**** will suffer, it is you who ate free lunch courtesy of your wife and mallam that we should pray for. You are a wicked somebody.
Actually, I like you already because you didn't even ask me Nairalanders what do do.

No P she is filling her tank