Married Woman Takes Drunk Husband To The Mortuary To Stop Him From Drinking

A man has vowed never to drink again after his wife took him to a mortuary while he was drunk and had him sleep with the corpses.

According to @dunswortgabriel who shared the story on Twitter, his neighbor was a big drunk and after so many embarrassing experiences with him, his wife decided to teach him a lesson by taking him to the mortuary while he was unconscious.

He tweeted, “When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbour was a big drunk. Most times his wife would pick him up in bars and terraces. Her family and friends wanted her to leave him but she was hopeful that she would find a solution. She told me in confidence that at one point she was so tired that she said to herself that she must find a solution very quickly.

According to her, last Monday she went to pick him up again, but he was completely drunk as usual. Instead of taking him home, she headed to the Mortuary and negotiated with the mortuary attendants to have him sleep near the corpses, then she came back home Some hours later, the gentleman wakes up and starts screaming and begging the mortuary attendant that he is not dead.

The mortuary attendants just laughed hysterically and said: “All you corpses, you come to practice witchcraft here. Abeg, go lie down with your friends joor…” After several pleas, he was released and came home. My neighbour says that since that day, even Coca-cola or Pepsi sef, her husband doesn’t take anymore.”

https://twitter.com/DunswortGabriel/status/1502799068883558404?t=xcKdBjCl1a5l6KxBLuKvYA&s=19

So funny
Serves him right...I like that woman, I hope other women learn this new techniques!

We have to be crazy and do out of the extraordinary to cure some addicts
Lalasticlala
Mynd44 frontpage worthy

Very funny
Indeed, she's a good wife.

Lol

Mhen this is so hilarious

The wife took it a little far

Ingenuity! A woman makes or mars her home. Thank God she made hers!

I've not entered a mortuary before.. But I thought its cold all this while

Medianna:
I've not entered a mortuary before.. But I thought its cold all this while

Not all........ As there are several ways to preserve a fish.

Make Una no dey do like so na

Which kin thing be that

Small drinking she dey show her self

Dere is God oooo

The woman need one cold bottle of malt



What a brave move



Flesh and blood did not reveal this to the woman, but a spirit from on high

Rastaramsey:
Mhen this is so hilarious

The wife took it a little far :-*

if reverse was the case, would u have have endured what she endured, shey you would have chased her to her Father's house?

That mans reason for drinking is that her married the wrong woman, and drinking is his only way out.. She has shown him his obvious end if he doesn't divorce her..

Prettygirl200:
if reverse was the case, would u have have endured what she endured, shey you would have chased her to her Father's house?

If you are a drunk and your husband deposits you in the mortuary, won't you call him a monster and divorce him?

Like husband, like wife

effort1:


If you are a drunk and your husband deposits you in the mortuary, won't you call him a monster and divorce him?

is thesame thing am asking u, if reverse was the case, would u have endured what that woman endured?

I'll add this wisdom to my archives.

Prettygirl200:
is thesame thing am asking u, if reverse was the case, would u have endured what that woman endured?

You aren't getting it.

The problem can be handled in a man but not in a woman.

So, best option is to leave the woman since she's too heady and manipulative to take correction.

Nawa o.
Women make no get time for any yeyerities

This woman like am o

Old story.. maybe 20-25 years ago!!

Some men are like that
- they loss job #drinking
- they get promoted #drinking
-they get angry #drinking

Some are sooo addicted
She must have talked to him severally before taking that action

Op am not sure u have been to the morgue bf,no morgue attendant or supervisor will allow u keep the leaving with the dead ,u really got some mumu to believe this superstory

opera1:



Not all........ As there are several ways to preserve a fish.

Oh I see thanks

Prettygirl200:
if reverse was the case, would u have have endured what she endured, shey you would have chased her to her Father's house?

so u believe this superstory,do u know a mortuary can be sued for that,?? No mortician will try this

Venymen:
so u believe this superstory,do u know a mortuary can be sued for that,?? No mortician will try this

Sued Really? Meaning the story is fake?

Medianna:
I've not entered a mortuary before.. But I thought its cold all this while

inner part and some parts are cold (mostly meant for rich men corpses)
outer part na only AC (for standard ones) and embalmed dead bodies piled up and laid dried up like stock fish.
garmalin 20 a chemical used to preserve dead body will make sure no house fly will even come close.
the only thing that smells in the mortuary is the chemical used to preserve corpses.

Venymen:
Op am not sure u have been to the morgue bf,no morgue attendant or supervisor will allow u keep the leaving with the dead ,u really got some mumu to believe this superstory

it's possible but might be outside the compound where there are fresh dead bodies.
I don't think anybody can sleep inside mortuary because it's just a matter of minutes before the chemicals (garmalin 20) will choke you.
that chemical behave like tear gas

I've been to mortuary several times to know everything about it and embalming.

Agwotulumbe:
inner part and some parts are cold (mostly meant for rich men corpses)
outer part na only AC (for standard ones) and embalmed dead bodies piled up and laid dried up like stock fish.
garmalin 20 a chemical used to preserve dead body will make sure no house fly will even come close.
the only thing that smells in the mortuary is the chemical used to preserve corpses.

Woaw.
I never knew corpses get dried up..
This is serious.
So how will one recognise the corp He/she will claim.if its dried?

funny. I wonder what would have gone through his mind the moment the mortuary attendant said he should continue staying there with his friends .



Anyway, Agriculture is life.

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Stallionhorse:
That mans reason for drinking is that her married the wrong woman, and drinking is his only way out.. She has shown him his obvious end if he doesn't divorce her..

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