Poster, its because they take Nairaland as a source to unwind and have fun. Besides, why would everyone here be so serious all the time? It takes many types of different people to make up the world same goes for the fact that it takes many different types of People to make up nairaland.

Kai, This mamma-gee character is so annoying and insecure! I mean 190 is bad, but atleast he makes me laugh once every 10,000 posts.

190 are you by any chance named after that cheap mercedes from the 80's?

^ common man delete that first part. Keep in mind she's a fragile person.

claremont:

Please why can't we call a spade what it really is, rather than calling it a shovel. Mama-Gee or whatever she is called is UGLY, let's not try to twist things because we want to make someone feel better. The earlier she recognizes her massive degree of ugliness and go for a complete make-over as suggested, the better for her. This has confirmed my thinking that most of these Nairaland girls won't post their pictures on here because they are so ugly-looking, this explains why they spend all day in the Romance section of Nairaland getting consoled by a bunch of teenagers such as 190 and Sexkillz, because no one will even look at these Nairaland girls in the real world!

You nko? with that your head like video cassette.

^claremont , why the anger and shouting, on a Sunday morning the first thing u do is call someone ugly,na wa  oo. did u see the picture in your dream/nightmare,guy chill
^{***guy u wan discourage them from posting their pictures, make them post am make we confirm your "theory"****}

mama gee/dora, i think u look ok,NL babes  like african1, natasha, cuddlemii, dyt, me thinks they all beautiful

denzel2009:

You nko? with that your head like video cassette.

ROTFLMAO!!! OMG, I literally laughed!!! OH gosh!!!!

Nice one.

claremont:

Please why can't we call a spade what it really is, rather than calling it a shovel. Mama-Gee or whatever she is called is UGLY, let's not try to twist things because we want to make someone feel better. The earlier she recognizes her massive degree of ugliness and go for a complete make-over as suggested, the better for her. This has confirmed my thinking that most of these Nairaland girls won't post their pictures on here because they are so ugly-looking, this explains why they spend all day in the Romance section of Nairaland getting consoled by a bunch of teenagers such as 190 and Sexkillz, because no one will even look at these Nairaland girls in the real world!

Really, why do Nigerian men do this to themselves? You have that pix in your profile and you want to insult a Nigerian girl?

Where are the NL girls to deal with your picture sef? Better remove that pix kia kia before they descend on you.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

denzel2009:

You nko? with that your head like video cassette.

Ileke-IdI:

ROTFLMAO!!! OMG, I literally laughed!!! OH gosh!!!!
Nice one.

[color=#990000][/color]Una wey dey talk, why una no put picture for here na so we go compare and contrast?! Take it or leave it, I don win many awards for modelling, e no easy to be a fine boy abeg . Anybody wey no like see fine face, go and hug the nearest transformer. Most of the big time UK clothing lines are ringing my phone to model for them, go to some "Next" branded shops and you will see my dazzlingly brilliant photo in the men's wear section.

claremont:

Una wey dey talk, why una no put picture for here na so we go compare and contrast?! Take it or leave it, I don win many awards for modelling, e no easy to be a fine boy abeg . [size=18pt]Anybody wey no like see fine face, go and hug the nearest lukewarm transformer.[/size]

From mamagee to you.

Ileke-IdI:

From mamagee to you.

You wey dey talk, can you honestly say that the Mama-Gee on her profile picture is cute, and if she is not cute, does that not translate to the fact that she is ugly? Please, let's not deceive ourselves, deceit will carry us nowhere!

claremont:

You wey dey talk, can you honestly say that the Mama-Gee on her profile picture is cute, and if she is not cute, does that not translate to the fact that she is ugly? Please, let's not deceive ourselves, deceit will carry us nowhere!

What's the difference between her pix and yours?

claremont:

Una wey dey talk, why una no put picture for here na so we go compare and contrast?! Take it or leave it, I don win many awards for modelling, e no easy to be a fine boy abeg . Anybody wey no like see fine face, go and hug the nearest lukewarm transformer.

You? win awards? with that your thin neck like Singer sewing machine needle? If I put my pic up you'd hate looking at mirrors

denzel2009:

You? win awards? with that your thin neck like Singer sewing machine needle? If I put my pic up you'd hate looking at mirrors 

You will not kill me for my dear mother

Oya, put your pix up, I wan see

Ileke-IdI:

You will not kill me for my dear mother

Oya, put your pix up, I wan see

Ok, hold on let me see the least beautiful one. You think they call me denzel for fun?

Ilekee yu no see me abi?

denzel2009:

You? win awards? with that your thin neck like Singer sewing machine needle? If I put my pic up you'd hate looking at mirrors  

That my designer neck is not called "Thin" in the world of modelling, it is simply called "Slender and unique" . Put YOUR own picture up nah abi na only mouth you get.

denzel2009:


Ok, hold on let me see the least beautiful one. You think they call me denzel for fun?  

Look, if you no fine, dont post it or else Claremonet will have sth to say  

@clare You look like a bad nerdy version of the famous green puppet frog.


really this is being light.

Pweety4me:

Ilekee yu no see me abi?

I saw one beautiful angel and I had to make sure I was not seeing ghost. I thought I was dreaming nau.  

Ileke-IdI:

I saw one beautiful angel and I had to make sure I was not seeing ghost. I thought I was dreaming nau.

See am, r u still a man?

Pweety4me:

See am, r u still a man?

The gender changes whenever the weather is right. I saw you, so am currently a man. Hey beautiful 

Ileke-IdI:

The gender changes whenever the weather is right. I saw you, so am currently a man. Hey beautiful

Hmmm. . .i'm not buying it!

How is ur land?

Pweety4me:

Hmmm. . .i'm not buying it!

How is your land?

Believe me.

Land is miserable without ya

BTW, did Denzel2009 run away? Nigerian men sha

Ileke-IdI:

Believe me.

Land is miserable without ya

BTW, did Denzel2009 run away? Nigerian men sha

Me run?

Pweety4me:

@clare You look like a bad nerdy version of the famous green puppet frog.
really this is being light.

Maybe modelling agencies are wrong, and you are right, who knows! BTW my initial post about Nairaland girls without pictures also applies to you too.

My Hypothesis: The length of time a girl spends in the Romance section of Nairaland NEGATIVELY correlates with her beauty and self-confidence. In other words, those girls who have the highest number of posts and spend the greatest amount of time on Nairaland romance section as compared to other sections of Nairaland are the ugliest, zero self-confidence lasses on here. The girls with very few posts, who spend more time in mentally challenging sections of Nairaland such as Religion, are the most pretty, high self-confidence, and well-mannered Nairaland ladies one can find (Claremont, 2011). This is my hypothesis, and I have never been known to have been proven otherwise.
P.S: My name is NOT Clare and has never been Clare, it is ClareMONT.

Ileke-IdI:

Look, if you no fine, dont post it or else Claremonet will have sth to say  

Wetin even con-sign me sef, I am not a man-lover so why should I care whether a fellow man has a profile picture or not. Na woman only my eye dey chuke for

denzel2009:

Me run?

Lol, so you skipped?

@Clare you don't need to be 'pretty' to be a model? there is a lottt more to it than that, infact yu might just ave been lucky!!

I didn't say your ugly tho did?

Yea RIGHT!

Ileke-IdI:

Believe me.

Land is miserable without ya

Which land?you mean life?

You wey no dey eva look 4 me   

I chek ya out tho every now & then so feel good about that sho gbo?

denzel u must live in the UK?

typical black jumper

Pweety4me:

denzel u must live in the UK?

typical black jumper

Miss Oye, yes I live in Peckham. 

Ileke-IdI:

Lol, so you skipped?

You missed eye candy