Do you live on a chicken
farm? 'Cause you sure
know how to raise a
cock.
Are you a drill
sergeant? Because you
have my privates
standing at attention.
You're just like my little
toe, because I'm going
to bang you on every
piece of furniture in my
home.
Do you mix concrete
for a living? Because
you're making me hard.
If you're feeling down,
I can feel you up.
My dick just died. Would
you mind if I buried it in
your ass?
Are your legs made of
Nutella? Because I'd
love to spread them!
There will only be 7
planets left after I
destroy Uranus.
I'm no weather man,
but you can expect
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