Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.



To cut the story short am now a Catholic

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.



To cut the story short am now a Catholic

Sonnobax15:

The ftc on this thread is a bloody modafvcking liar......Na Sam loco of blessed memory buse am act one movie like that back then...

Well, personally,I'm always careful when it comes to bringing out certain things out of my pocket....Na person like me go know how to remove #100 naira note out of the midst of #500 naira notes for my pocket without making mistake.

Haynnie:
Do you have a story of the most embarrassing thing that fell out of your pocket/bag?

I remembered some time ago when I went to get some groceries at the mall. I forgot I bought groundnut earlier before I got to the mall. I kept it in my pocket and went ahead to get my stuff. After picking the items I needed. I went straight to the cashier's desk and joined the queue. If you see the hot chicks that were behind me, even the cashier wasn’t left out in this contest of beauty. Omo, I was already thinking after paying for my groceries I’ll wait a little bit and make advances on any of them.

It got to my turn to pay. The cashier calculated my items and told me the price of what I bought. She asked me if I was paying with cash or a card.
I told her cash preferably. My right hand reached for my pocket. The moment I dipped my hand in, I withdrew the money and the groundnut escaped from the side and fell on the floor. The cellophane got burst and the groundnut sprawled in different directions.
I was just looking at the #50 groundnut littering the place I stood. The girls at my back saw the groundnut come out of my pocket and couldn't help but giggle. The cashier was just looking at me in a puzzled way as she extend her hand to receive the money for what I bought.
What got me embarrassed was when one lady who was struggling her way to the front queue said, “How fine boy go shook groundnut for pocket dey chop am like small pikin?”
I couldn't say anything, that day I wished everything could come to an end quickly because my ego has been dealt with and the motivation to approach turned zero.
I had to hurry and take my stuff out before they finish me with their hypocritical look.


There are more embarrassing experiences I had but I would like to hear from the house of NL what embarrassing thing has fell out of their pocket/bag

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Stargangz:
Hmmm, That unforgetable day just some months after graduating from high school,. Mine was gas lighter. I was just returning from bunk where I went to puff weed with my goons. I met my mom who had just returned from work looking for me, as I bend down to greet her, the gas lighter dropped from the front pocked of my shirt. She asked me what I was doing with a lighter, before I could respond she gave me 3 resounding dirty slaps, for 5mins I was seeing stars, she keep asking me 'so you've started smoking abi?' I wanted to run away but mom was just so rugged and strong, even our neighbours couldn't rescue me from her claws, she drew me closer and smelt my mouth, Sir the beating no be here o. Mom was a teacher and a no nonsense woman. I can never forget that day in my life.

Ballzproblemm:
one time when in one apartment like that rain started falling so decided to go and pack clothes as I was packing I saw my female neighbor undies and she wasn't around and her door locked, so as a good Samaritan I decided to help her pack it, my hand was full so I just stuffed them in my pocket ,enter house , so she came back I handed over some to her , forgetting that one piece of g string pant remain,I say make I go buy something for chemist across my street(people full inside as the rain was drizzling) ,as I dip heard to pay for the stuff way I buy ,I touch fabric ,I thought it was hanky ,naso I just bring am out fiam!,omo come see laff! wey them laff me ,I no near that shop for close to 3 months

Ballzproblemm:
hope you Don stop to they smoke though

badaru911:
.. Well not my pocket... When I was a kid, went to those old church with my naughty friends... One of the elders was getting down from the altar and slipped... Believe it, a small gourd (charm) fell out from his pocket and rolled on the floor.... He went to pick it up saying...."I have to protect myself" ....and continue walking as if nothing happened...

Sonnobax15:

The ftc on this thread is a bloody modafvcking liar......Na Sam loco of blessed memory buse am act one movie like that back then...

Well, personally,I'm always careful when it comes to bringing out certain things out of my pocket....Na person like me go know how to remove #100 naira note out of the midst of #500 naira notes for my pocket without making mistake.

Ballzproblemm:
one time when in one apartment like that rain started falling so decided to go and pack clothes as I was packing I saw my female neighbor undies and she wasn't around and her door locked, so as a good Samaritan I decided to help her pack it, my hand was full so I just stuffed them in my pocket ,enter house , so she came back I handed over some to her , forgetting that one piece of g string pant remain,I say make I go buy something for chemist across my street(people full inside as the rain was drizzling) ,as I dip heard to pay for the stuff way I buy ,I touch fabric ,I thought it was hanky ,naso I just bring am out fiam!,omo come see laff! wey them laff me ,I no near that shop for close to 3 months

Stargangz:
Hmmm, That unforgetable day just some months after graduating from high school,. Mine was gas lighter. I was just returning from bunk where I went to puff weed with my goons. I met my mom who had just returned from work looking for me, as I bend down to greet her, the gas lighter dropped from the front pocked of my shirt. She asked me what I was doing with a lighter, before I could respond she gave me 3 resounding dirty slaps, for 5mins I was seeing stars, she keep asking me 'so you've started smoking abi?' I wanted to run away but mom was just so rugged and strong, even our neighbours couldn't rescue me from her claws, she drew me closer and smelt my mouth, Sir the beating no be here o. Mom was a teacher and a no nonsense woman. I can never forget that day in my life.

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

Ballzproblemm:
one time when in one apartment like that rain started falling so decided to go and pack clothes as I was packing I saw my female neighbor undies and she wasn't around and her door locked, so as a good Samaritan I decided to help her pack it, my hand was full so I just stuffed them in my pocket ,enter house , so she came back I handed over some to her , forgetting that one piece of g string pant remain,I say make I go buy something for chemist across my street(people full inside as the rain was drizzling) ,as I dip heard to pay for the stuff way I buy ,I touch fabric ,I thought it was hanky ,naso I just bring am out fiam!,omo come see laff! wey them laff me ,I no near that shop for close to 3 months

Nicepoker:
Do you still puff smoke like an abandoned chimney or you quit?