Help me please

I'm being chased right now by this alien demon on my way home from a brothel. I have no idea who sent it and why. It has been chasing me for over 30 mins now and its very fast.

I have shouted blood of Jesus more than 100 times but it didn't affect it. I'm tired & my voice is gone.

I think its a hookup demon that's why prayers didn't affect it. How do I tell it that I'm not interested in hookup?


Please help me call for help ASAP before they kill me.

You are a very wicked man na.
I pray make e catch u.

The way this road clean like this, no be Nigeria u dey ooo.

Beebah2000:
You are a very wicked man na.
I pray make e catch u.

The way this road clean like this, no be Nigeria u dey ooo.

I'm janded. I was born in the states, that's why I want every Nigerian to suffer.

If e no kill u Wetin e gain ? Wicked man

Too much hollywood have really dealt with op

VeryWickedMan:


I'm janded. I was born in the states, that's why I want every Nigerian to suffer.

make the alien catch u abeg, so that u no go see opportunity to make us suffer.

Pls don't stop the demon from chasing you,let it deal with your stinking shithole very well... Hope it's as wicked as you are sha? What am i even saying?? Orgasmgiver123 da? Pls coman kick dis fellow's shithole away from here

Lol, cruise master

I'm coming

VeryWickedMan:
Help me please

I'm being chased right now by this alien demon on my way home from a brothel. I have no idea who sent it and why. It has been chasing me for over 30 mins now and its very fast.

I have shouted blood of Jesus more than 100 times but it didn't affect it. I'm tired & my voice is gone.

I think its a hookup demon that's why prayers didn't affect it. How do I tell it that I'm not interested in hookup?


Please help me call for help ASAP before they kill me.

Stop smoking ‘banku alata’

demon dey chase you while driving
you were still able to take picture? lol
that picture looks very much like a scene from a movie
a quiet place na the title

Person way demon dey pursue dey get time type?

Oga op, wetin your moniker says? Or don't you know that, there is no peace for a............man.

Wicked man dey run when nobody dey pursue am. Innocent alien wey dey go him own na him u dey accuse

Poor creature only want to hitch a ride in your pickup. C'mon slowdown don't be wicked!

If you're Yoruba stop the car and speak to it demon to demon

Stranger things

SporaD8:
Poor creature only want to hitch a ride in your pickup.
C'mon slowdown don't be wicked!

Well, the Op is a very wicked man

OP why re you so wicked?
Can you ever be nice

VeryWickedMan:


I'm janded. I was born in the states, that's why I want every Nigerian to suffer.

make Ogun kill you then, for Niger we dey campe

Demon dey pursue demon?

VeryWickedMan:
How do I tell it that I'm not interested in hookup?

Here u go papi

Sit the demon down
Prepare 2 cups of Coffee.
U guys shud gist and laff
Flash back to the styles u used on him/her
Filter and know which style he/she actually dislikes
Gist more
After coffee cups are empty
Bring out Jack Daniels and 2 shot cups
Demons will forgive when they see n shot up some JDs
Do no hook up
Get demon's number incase another decides to chase you after another hook up.

Baba can stand 4u

Peace homie

Wicked men should suffer. U neva see anything

What is the title of that movie.

Na the real Buhari be dat

Asceleb16:
Pls don't stop the demon from chasing you,let it deal with your stinking shithole very well... Hope it's as wicked as you are sha? What am i even saying?? Orgasmgiver123 da? Pls coman kick dis fellow's shithole away from here

Damn...
I’mma kick him straight in the ass hole and break my foot inside


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Natbrowny:


Here u go papi

Sit the demon down
Prepare 2 cups of Coffee.
U guys shud gist and laff
Flash back to the styles u used on him/her
Filter and know which style he/she actually dislikes
Gist more
After coffee cups are empty
Bring out Jack Daniels and 2 shot cups
Demons will forgive when they see n shot up some JDs
Do no hook up
Get demon's number incase another decides to chase you after another hook up.

Baba can stand 4u

Peace homie

I like the way you be roll man.
All these scarehead are the reason why Demons fly high like celebrity.
Bone them and they'd find their square one; offer them weed... they'd entertain you big time!

Nairaland Na cruise


The Very Wicked Man screamed ; "epp me epp me epp me demon dey follow me dey go where I no know epp me!!"


The Demon replied ; **singing** "carry me dey go Jehovah carry me dey go my husband's house"



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check yourself