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My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 12:34pm On Aug 31, 2022
This just happened yesterday, I thank God she no cast me for my house o.. Cause dad came back later..
Met this girl on Facebook, she was sounding like the good type. From my village also, few weeks later, she said she was missing me, I just jokingly told her that if invited her over now, she won't come.. She said she will come..
Fast forward to Sunday evening,
Aunty said she will come on Tuesday, And she told Me promise her that we won't have SEX.. I Agreed. Only for her to text me yesterday morning that she will like to have sex when she comes, I told her when she comes first..
Aunty arrived around 12.. I was alone in the house.. She was just questioning me why I wanted to see her and what I wanted.. I was just dulling cos I a I've never met her type..
She later concluded that we can just be friends and not lovers, and I nodded...
Dad came back and went to the main yard to work.. We both knew her time was up.. But as I was escorting her outside she.made a joke about how I am not strong by my figure.. I replied with a joke that if I catch her for the other room eh.. She said make we go try am now.. I was like now? And she said yes..
I jokingly led the way and to.my surprise she followed me back inside and started kissing and romancing.. Aunty don off top, and she was about trying to off my trouser and she asked. How much will you pay me? Ehhhhhh... I said I go give 1k for t.p now.. She said no and dressed up and went to the parlour...
Started quoting her price, 10k
Short time 5k
. Shu u? Na wet in I enter be this.. At this time I was just looking for way to discharge her because I have never done hookup before... She kept pleading that I should just agree 5k so we can do and she will go.. Even started masaging my hood and kissing me.. I guess she wanted to reset my brain..
Last last I no gree, cause I wasn't prepared for this and I have never done hook up. Not to imagine starting in my house...
Last last I give aunty 500 make she wake.. She no free collect at first, say make I add am.. I just tell her say next time make she manage am

..a beg? Na so hook up dey do? Thought they are straight forward about what they want

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fati2001(m): 12:44pm On Aug 31, 2022
In your father's house..
Where is the respect?
Honesty Pluto in Sagittarius really destroyed this Gen Z.

SMH.

Well our stepson [Greattestman] won't dare to do this. Thanks to lvgirl.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Zonefree(m): 12:52pm On Aug 31, 2022
No surprises here. 97.674% of Nigerian girls are into hook up. The hook up industry in Nigeria is worth over $45Billion according to recent research by NBS.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fman(m): 12:55pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:
In your father's house..
Where is the respect?
Honesty Pluto in Sagittarius really destroyed this Gen Z.

SMH.

Well our stepson [Greattestman] won't dare to do this. Thanks to lvgirl.
No dey carry Ashawo come ya papa house!!
Them no send ooo!!
One day she go cast ya house...
Thank God say una bargain price wey no meet up.
Imagine say una no talk price and u come fvck finish,
She come tell u say na 20k
U go give am.
Wahala done dey b that....
They no get shame ooo
She go raise alarm for ya house.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Stallionhorse: 1:04pm On Aug 31, 2022
I've told parents to stop.letting 2 year olds play with their phones!? How can a full grown man give a lady 500 for transport even if you no knack am. If them do your sister like that you go like am?? Secondly you invite a girl over you KO even get up to 3k to spare for your account?? Your a broke assssss modafucka go and get a life leave woman for who get money thats how we do hookup.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 1:24pm On Aug 31, 2022
fman:

No dey carry Ashawo come ya papa house!!
Them no send ooo!!
One day she go cast ya house...
Thank God say una bargain price wey no meet up.
Imagine say una no talk price and u come fvck finish,
She come tell u say na 20k
U go give am.
Wahala done dey b that....
They no get shame ooo
She go raise alarm for ya house.
My brother I thank God o.. I didn't plan for this..
My intentions were just to see her IRL

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 1:26pm On Aug 31, 2022
Stallionhorse:
I've told parents to stop.letting 2 year olds play with their phones!? How can a full grown man give a lady 500 for transport even if you no knack am. If them do your sister like that you go like am?? Secondly you invite a girl over you KO even get up to 3k to spare for your account?? Your a broke assssss modafucka go and get a life leave woman for who get money thats how we do hookup.
See who dey talk.. Give her 3k for wet in I no plan.. She for tell me right from time say na hookup,.. How I go carry hookup come papa house..
Ku pu Ru m u oo

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 1:27pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:
In your father's house..
Where is the respect?
Honesty Pluto in Sagittarius really destroyed this Gen Z.

SMH.

Well our stepson [Greattestman] won't dare to do this. Thanks to lvgirl.
I tell you say I no plan for this ...
My intentions were clear having her over
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Freelane33(m): 1:29pm On Aug 31, 2022
My granny said Coochie wasn’t shaped like a wallet for no reason grin

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Vinnie2000(m): 1:34pm On Aug 31, 2022
Another Ashawo thread?
OP, As you are enjoying Hook up babes, just remember dat 'Na wetin dey sweet Goat, dey kill am'!

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by HolyMan12: 1:35pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:
In your father's house..
Where is the respect?
Honesty Pluto in Sagittarius really destroyed this Gen Z.

SMH.

Well our stepson [Greattestman] won't dare to do this. Thanks to lvgirl.
You no be hook up.. na rape Dem the rape you grin grin grin
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Nobody: 1:40pm On Aug 31, 2022
Stupid kid you beta take life serious or hunger go so show you shege..werey you dey carry girl go your parent’s house
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Miravik900(m): 1:51pm On Aug 31, 2022
Stallionhorse:
I've told parents to stop.letting 2 year olds play with their phones!? How can a full grown man give a lady 500 for transport even if you no knack am. If them do your sister like that you go like am?? Secondly you invite a girl over you KO even get up to 3k to spare for your account?? Your a broke assssss modafucka go and get a life leave woman for who get money thats how we do hookup.

Stfu you are very very stupid with this your comment

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by Tegabadguy(m): 1:56pm On Aug 31, 2022
ICEKING95:
This just happened yesterday, I thank God she no cast me for my house o.. Cause dad came back later..
Met this girl on Facebook, she was sounding like the good type. From my village also, few weeks later, she said she was missing me, I just jokingly told her that if invited her over now, she won't come.. She said she will come..
Fast forward to Sunday evening,
Aunty said she will come on Tuesday, And she told Me promise her that we won't have SEX.. I Agreed. Only for her to text me yesterday morning that she will like to have sex when she comes, I told her when she comes first..
Aunty arrived around 12.. I was alone in the house.. She was just questioning me why I wanted to see her and what I wanted.. I was just dulling cos I a I've never met her type..
She later concluded that we can be friends who have fun, and I nodded...
Dad came back and went to the main yard to work.. We both knew her time was up.. But as I was escorting her outside she.made a joke about how I am not strong by my figure.. I replied with a joke that if I catch her for the other room eh.. She said make we go try am now.. I was like now? And she said yes..
I jokingly led the way and to.my surprise she followed me back inside.. Pushed me unto the bed, started kissing and romancing.. Aunty don off top, and she was about to off my trouser and she asked. How much will you pay me? Ehhhhhh... I said I go give 1k for t.p now.. She said no and dressed up and went to the parlour...
Started quoting her price, 10k
Short time 5k
. Shu u? Na wet in I enter be this.. At this time I was just looking for way to discharge her because I have never done hookup before... She kept pleading that I should just agree 5k so we can do and she will go.. Even started masaging my hood and kissing me.. I guess she wanted to reset my brain..
Last last I no gree, cause I wasn't prepared for this and I have never done hook up. Not to imagine starting in my house...
Last last I give aunty 500 make she wake.. She no free collect at first, say make I add am.. I just tell her say next time make she manage am

..a beg? Na so hook up dey do? Though they are straight forward about what they want
grin grin grin grin grin grin yes that's hook girls do...short time 5k or full day 10k...... dem planty for Ajegunle grin grin grin grin
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fati2001(m): 2:14pm On Aug 31, 2022
HolyMan12:

You no be hook up.. na rape Dem the rape you grin grin grin

Your mom's story right.
Don't worry I won't shame you for being a product of rape. This Earth is about power, either you have power and be in control or powerless and becoming a puppet.


Alas, everything will be OK Benjamindomer.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 2:18pm On Aug 31, 2022
Merch:
Stupid kid you beta take life serious or hunger go so show you shege..werey you dey carry girl go your parent’s house
Lack of understanding dey worry some people..
You dey read post with weed for your mouth...
Were
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by HolyMan12: 2:19pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:


Your mom's story right.
Don't worry I won't shame for being a product of rape. This Earth is about power, either you have power and be in control or powerless and a puppet.


Alas, everything will be OK Benjamindomer.
Says a breeder of almajiri street children grin

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 2:20pm On Aug 31, 2022
Tegabadguy:
grin grin grin grin grin grin yes that's hook girls do...short time 5k or full day 10k...... dem planty for Ajegunle grin grin grin grin
Even for my wildest dream I no expect am o.. She just dey sound normal for Facebook.. Girl wey ask me card, I just use churchind send am.. Hook up dey ask for card ?.���..
This girl seriously threw me off balance
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fati2001(m): 2:21pm On Aug 31, 2022
HolyMan12:

Says a breeder of almajiri street children grin

Did I hit the nail on your penis?

Bast@rd Son of a woman that experienced rape Pls stop mistakenly me for the olosho female relatives of yours .

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by HolyMan12: 2:23pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:


Did I hit the nail on your penis?

Bast@rd Son of a woman that experienced rape Pls stop mistakenly me for the olosho female relatives of yours .
But tell me why you married your cousin? grin

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by ICEKING95(m): 2:25pm On Aug 31, 2022
HolyMan12:

But tell me why you married your cousin? grin
Guy why u wicked like this..
Lmao
Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fati2001(m): 2:25pm On Aug 31, 2022
HolyMan12:
But tell me why you married your cousin? grin
Go ask your sluty LovePeddler vagina mooomsy.

Shameless hegoat that has been masturbating on my mentions since 20s.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fati2001(m): 2:26pm On Aug 31, 2022
HolyMan12:
But tell me why you married your cousin? grin
Go ask your sluty LovePeddler vagina mooomsy.

Shameless hegoat that has been masturbating on my mentions since 20s.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fati2001(m): 2:26pm On Aug 31, 2022
HolyMan12:
But tell me why you married your cousin? grin
Go ask your sluty LovePeddler vagina mooomsy.

Shameless hegoat that has been masturbating on my mentions since 20s.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by HolyMan12: 2:26pm On Aug 31, 2022
ICEKING95:

Guy why u wicked like this..
Lmao
I the tell fati2001 the truth na!

You know these things are normal in their culture and religion grin



You see as the truth the pain baa!?

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:27pm On Aug 31, 2022
these are the worst of the worst.... pretending to be good babes, undressing, even sometimes playing the flute with your anaconda, and then when you are ready to mount them, thats when they wanna reveal that they are oloshos.....***SPIT ON FLOOR***

many great men have fallen into their trap because these biatches know that KONJI IS A BASTARD!!!!

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by fati2001(m): 2:27pm On Aug 31, 2022
HolyMan12:
But tell me why you married your cousin? grin
Go ask your sluty LovePeddler vagina mooomsy.

Shameless hegoat that has been masturbating on my mentions since 20s.

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by HolyMan12: 2:28pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:


Go ask your sluty LovePeddler vagina mooomsy.


Shameless hegoat that has been masturbating on my mentions since 20s.
grin grin grin

What is the name of the man who has kept you in his harem? grin

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by HolyMan12: 2:33pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:


Mumu Afonja that lives in rotten brown roof.. Or have you forgotten that your ethnic is known as skullminers?
grin grin grin
The funny thing is I cannot relate to any of that grin grin grin

As far as I know, you are a dirty girl from the north who hawks and doubles as a who.re grin

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Re: My First Time Experience With Hookup: A Beg Na So?? by HolyMan12: 2:35pm On Aug 31, 2022
fati2001:


Wait let me ask your traumatize mommmmmmy that was belittled by the rapist your called d.ad .
Hard luck, I understand the trauma you went through cry

I have a doctor friend who can stitch and patch your torn and worn vagina. smiley

He can do it for free for my sake cool

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