Sicherheit:

These men must really think they did something good during their tenure as president, that's the only reason they feel no shame whatsoever. 

Typewriter:

it's the fault of Nigerians, for allowing you Fools to lead them and even celebrate you when you have become irrelevant

Therefore i'll say with all convictions

1        IBB is always foolish
2        OBJ is always more foolish
3        Nigerians are always most foolish

Because we will never do anything to stop the likes of IBB, OBJ and Nigerians from being foolish.

we what IBB did and we know what OBJ did too yet we can't correct them

thanks to ABACHA he helped Nigerians to control them before he finally died via their plots.

when they say ABACHA loot our treasury i laugh,
because ABACHA loved Nigeria, he has no investment outside Nigeria,
those money where purely security fund
and Abacha do not travel out. so when and how can he use the loots?

Now that the so called ABACHA loot has been recovered and Nigerian huge debt cancelled
show me the money or the value it was used for.

Nigerians are More than foolish

all we need

so that Major Mustafar can be vindicated (despite being in prison he has proved that the real culprits are roaming freely on the



please bar Man give me another bottle of cool beer  http://www.smileys.me.uk/smileys/Drinking/drinking52.gif

For a man who cannot possibly tell his true age, one may excuse his present outburst as the effusions of a witless comedian trying effortlessly to impress his select audience.

IBB  2  vs OBJ  1.  the game is still on and interesting

EzeCanada:

Eba mi eda, you be Ogbonge prophet o

You be thief. I no be thief
You dey steal. i no dey steal
You be robber.  I no be robber
You be rogue. I no be rogue
You be amu robber. I no be amu robber
You dey kill. I no dey kill
You be juju. i no be juju
Argument, argument,  argue, Them argue

konkolok:

Drama sketch by UgoKanu (vanguard commentaries)

IBB: Oba, did you read the comments made by Nigerians over our "fight"

OBJ: Nigerians are always ready to be entertained. At least that will take their minds off the major issue on ground to give this boy, Jonathan, some time to get his Bottom together. The boy is looking increasingly jittery.

IBB: Oba, I was surprised the way they took sides between us. I think my supporters are greater in number.

OBJ: Continue deceiving yourself, did you check online fora, I was told that not even one person supported you.

IBB: It is because they are mostly from the south.

OBJ: Why don't you get more northerners online? I will still beat you they way I beat you in draught. You know you have never beaten me in that game.

IBB: I always allowed you to beat me because you are my boss. Remember I beat you once, it was Sani that never beat you at all.

OBJ: That useless boy. Ah haa, I am about to take another wife. You will be my best man. i would have suggested we put on our military uniform, but I think you will look like a vulture in it. So we will wear agbada.

IBB:  (Bursts out laughing) Are you talking about yourself in uniform. The last time I saw you in ceremonial dress, I called your  doctor to know if you had boil between your legs. You have to watch that video. Old age is not a good thing Oba. (now smiling), But I think we are doing just fine at our age. Now who is the woman, I hope it is not the widow of your former ADC.

OBJ: Don't tell me you have eyes on her too. Anyway, it is a different woman. She is an ibo, from Delta. You know you boys were all crazy, during war while I was thinking of how to deal with that foolish man, Ojukwu, you were busy browsing all the women in that region. You and Theo, may God help you two.

IBB: But you always advised us that work without play makes someone a dull boy. I will wear blue agbada at your wedding. I must give you that respect, though my patience was running out. You know it is because of you that i have not remarried yet. Please, after your wedding, you must be the father of the day during my own wedding.

OBJ: Woman wrapper. Come lets go and have a drink.

IBB: You know that I'm fasting.

OBJ: come joo, there are no journalists here. Lets go to the inner chamber. (both men left the stage, and curtain closes)

okada_man:

Funny stuff .

I'll add these exchange too.

IBB: That reminds me, Oba I've always wanted to ask you, how come you always get the pretty women? Even other people's wives manage to warm your bed? How do you do it? You know you are not the most attractive one around. {Smiles}

OBJ; {smirks} Ibrahim gbefila, why are you concerned? Shebi you only like boys, abi you want to change your mind because you are now 70? {Laughs} I think it's too late o.

IBB: Na you sabi, I go both ways. I was just wondering.

OBJ: Hmm

ferari90:

I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN A MEDIA BATTLE WITH OBASANJO- IBB



By Omowaleola Oladitan, Lagos


“The number of high profile deaths by assassinations and politically motivated killings during Obasanjo’s eight years is more than any other in the history of this country. Besides, is it not curious that after Obasanjo’s exit, there has not been any reported case of plane crashes”.