THE 32 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him bro, sir, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's ex is your ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money comes out, don't change your woman.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

25. A bro always has a condom in his wallet in case of emergency, nood uitgang.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never asks another bro to come tith them to the bathroom.

32. Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.

Code No. 22 is what most leeches hate about me.

KvngDavidXI:
THE 32 SACRED BRO CODES:

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

Joël Robuchon and Gordon Ramsay are a joke to you?

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

Ehennn? This is rich coming from people who insult ladies' wigs.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

I agree.

16. When money comes out, don't change your woman.

This is gratifying.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

So how do y'all compare your deeks, lmao? Can you help, Bratislava?

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

You don't need a woman you can be vulnerable in front of?

Torh.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

Lilvicky, come and defend yourself.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

So if na say your bro dey owe you 500,000k wey don due for 2 weeks nko?

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

Wowww. So men are the great saints of our Lord who never fights.

Kai.

OyigboUpdate go disagree sha.

32. Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.

As per this, PlayMaker ^ is a damn culprit. He should report here.

Who checks color of underwears self?

lilvicky68:
Who checks color of underwears self?

You seee.

Because you know nobody is going to check, that is why you wear any (color) as you like.

I know.

Magnoliaa:


You seee.

Because you know nobody is going to check, that is why you wear any (color) as you like.

I know.

I only care about size and elasticity..as I no get flat yansh and thin laps

So make I no sabi cook delicious food.

You're not serious