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maggots in my banga soup-----alive and mobile---one of my visits to Naija!!!!!  Yuck!!!!!   Thanks to PHCN!!!!!!


_{Bloody housegirls  tried to exterminate my arse!!!!! -------sorry I cook for myself since then   not even water from their hands will I drink------low lives-----na God go punish them!!!!!!}

Houseflies.
Maggots (at a party, the fish had probably been fried days before the event. The fished looked dry and nice outside but come and seen the bouncing maggots! Though I'd not eaten any part of the meat, yet I couldn't help throwing up on the spot, it was disgusting

bolorunfem:

Houseflies.
Maggots (at a party, the fish had probably been fried days before the event. The fished looked dry and nice outside but come and seen the bouncing maggots! Though I'd not eaten any part of the meat, yet I couldn't help throwing up on the spot, it was disgusting

Yes!!!---------Maggots----I just throw way the bloody food.  My brothers just flick the things out and continued to eat!!!!   Those men--all 4 of them are still alive and well!!!! Nothing do them at all!!!! Gosh!!!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Naija!!!! PHCN no go kill me oh!!!

Anytime I come back from Nigeria with my suitcase of "dried" fish---Me and Oyinbo people go dey dig am out.  Maggot all over the suitcase in my snails and dried fish ooooooooooh!!!!

The good news is that the Oyinbo people are tired of seeing Nigerian maggots, since I am not the only one with the problem.  They just take a few samples and go behind one area and compare to the samples of Maggots they have under the microscope.  Then they release all my snails, fish and bushmeat to me with my maggots and tell me to "enjoy my protein"!!!! Stupid people!!!

When I get home I re-wash and re-spice then re-bake the salvageables in the oven then straight to the freezer for later consumption!!!!

Maggots are the most common thing found in foods in Nigeria. Unfortunately when you warm up the damn food all become ingridients. All dey black and green!!! Can't tell what is what!!! Kai!!!! I tell you ehn!!!!  Oh God!!!!  Thank the Lord for strong immunities!!!

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Eh hennnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

More baby maggots and baby flies!!!! Na wa for maggot oh!!!!!

Who dey edit ma post I definitely did not type creepy-crawlie in my last post. Baba!!!! Take time oh!!!

M--------ts na foul language

but i actually drank some of it because she went out of her way to get it for me.was at my greatgrandma's

babylove, Omo, u go don robust o, what with those proteinous creatures. U sound used to them. A beg, dem no dey kill, na so-fo fresh, fresh u go dey look ( . When are u coming again make I keep some for u?

bolorunfem:

babylove, Omo, u go don robust o, what with those proteinous creatures. You sound used to them. A beg, them no dey kill, na so-fo fresh, fresh u go dey look ( . When are u coming again make I keep some for u?

I "year" you!!!  No thanks oh!  I do not want that type of protein oh!  The most disgusting site in the world!!!! How some vermin carrying poop around no dey kill These suckers were fat---don lay all kinds of eggs for the soup---and you expect me to eat am? Sorry My brothers did that and I am still wondering if na the same parents born us!

Settle down to eat ma banga and starch and what did I see-----my soup was moving!!!!   God forbid!!!!!

I appreciate your much heart felt love!!!  You eat them maky you robust!!!! Infact I will save mine for you since you like it so much!!!

Your brothrs must be veeeeeeeeeeeery wise and adventurous. I think I like them. They must have been used to eating ewa onikokoro in their hostel days. (That was on a light note).

But anyone who eats buka foods in Naija must have eaten orisirisi junks o, varying from those almighty maggots to flies and all what nots. If you meet some of them at the pepper grinder's place and u see the combination of what they want to grind as pepper, you'll almost faint. Some of them buy esa ata ati tomato (rotten pepper & tomatoes) cos they are cheaper and never ever take the pain to sort out dirt from them.Come and see the kind of water the grinder uses to wash the already contaminated combination. Na eyesore! In fact it's God that saves us in Naija o. The mama put will now add plenty of Vedan/Ajilomoto to boost the taste. Come and see how customers will be licking their mouth. Not all bukatarias do this o, some of them are clean and have conscience but for many others, , I bow!

bolorunfem:



Your brothers must be veeeeeeeeeeeery wise and adventurous. I think I like them. They must have been used to eating ewa onikokoro in their hostel days. (That was on a light note).

But anyone who eats buka foods in Naija must have[b] eaten orisirisi junks o,[/b] varying from those almighty maggots to flies and all what nots. If you meet some of them at the pepper grinder's place and u see the combination of what they want to grind as pepper, you'll almost faint. Some of them buy esa ata ati tomato (rotten pepper & tomatoes) because they are cheaper and never ever take the pain to sort out dirt from them.Come and see the kind of water the grinder uses to wash the already contaminated combination. Na eyesore!

In fact it's God that saves us in Naija o. The mama put will now add plenty of Vedan/Ajilomoto to boost the taste. Come and see how customers will be licking their mouth. Not all bukatarias do this o, some of them are clean and have conscience but for many others, , I bow!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!   I beg no make me laff!  Those bothers of mine are really Federal Government College Quality----- Real-Kings College Material!---[/b]They spent all their lives in boarding houses in Nigeria so are used to that "maggotry" life style.  Besides, a hungry man will eat anything!  Real first class thugs ma brothers---why you think say a be "agbero"--- keeping them in check was not easy at all!  Thank God for immunities oh!  Trusssssssssssssst me, [b]you no go like them!   I say thank God for strong immunities.

That is why I a cook for myself from now on----no house girl or houseboy crap!  I rarely eat out when I am in Nigeria.  At least here--in America, you can get some money for food poisoning---if you survive oh-----In Nigeria--prepare go meet your maker.  I used to love "Ghana High" food oh!---I no go lie you for that one ----especiallly from that "fat" woman that sits on the "drum of meats and kpomo"--- But I will never try it again---kai!

hAVE FOUND HAIR, FLIES AND STONE

A dead fly in my soup. this was years back in boarding house.

Babeelove, Hi.
A beg na which one be 'GhanaHigh food'? Is it sold in Lagos? I've never heard of it. Pls tell me about it. Am salivating ,

'Igbe eku'. If you don't understand ma language i'm sorry I can't help you.

bolorunfem:

Babeelove, Hi.
A beg na which one be 'GhanaHigh food'? Is it sold in Lagos? I've never heard of it. Please tell me about it. Am salivating ,

bolorufem---Ghana High is the Nickname of the "bukateria" by Ghana High Commission in Lagos---you cannot miss it.  One of the best "cheap" foods in town!!!  They cook on the spot and you can see everything that is going on there.  Enjoy! They have all kinds of food there---pretty delicious--but like I said "at your own risk"!!!!

Ok, this was back then in boarding school, found a dead cockroach in my beans, i was glad i did not eat it, till i left the school i never ate the school kitchen beans again.

Hair,

Roaches,

Rubber band,

Lots of maggots in sherry (agbalumo, this is one of my best fruits),

I always inspect what I eat & drink and NEVER eat in the dark. I guess we all 've to be very cautious in cooking & eating.

Hair brands

Hair strands
Butterfly in my Eggs (an eatry)
Iron filings in Gari (a friend)

Hair strands, Beetles, Maggots, Leaves, Stones

Spyrogyra, Leeches and Tadpoles in Drinking water (Early days of Satchet water)

a small gecko

Men believe it or not, i was eating some stockfish when i stumbled upon a fishing hook!how disgusting!

My dear, I found lizard head in my beans while I was in boarding school. On further enquiries, I realized that the lizard actually fell from the tree underneath which the women were cooking and because they could not remove it, it served as protein. Well, I was hungry so I generally munched the lizard head. Delicious I must tell you.
But I can't try it now.

I was enjoying bush meat pepper soup when I crunched on something metallic. Turned out to be pellets from the gun that was used to kill the poor animal. Needless to say I had to visit my dentist the next day,

LanreDaMan:

Spyrogyra, Leeches and Tadpoles in Drinking water (Early days of Satchet water)

Exagerated i guess? All these couldn't have been sealed in the satchet water bro.

in JS1 after exams me and this guy used to buy ghana bread from this mallam outside our school. one day the guy was eating his share when he screamed, there was a fishbone in the bread, a big ass one. never ate that bread again.

Good God! Na God dey save person!

TigerHead Battery in Fanta

Cockroach.yes,a brown cockcroach.

Twas terrible.