about 4 years ago i bought a danish from au bon pon and almost swallow a piece of bottle.  it stuck a little way in my throat where i yoked and yoked to get it out.  didn't get millions but I was rewarded for this accident

Dragonfly.

Nothing left, I have seen, eaten and drank different things and particles both at home and food joints, The list comprises of all the things mentioned on this board except chamelion, lizard and creepy animals like that

Found a bug yesterday

i threw up immediately

Gamine:

Found a bug yesterday

i threw up immediately

male or female bug??

GSM Phone in my Garri

gsm phone in your garri, and u didn't see it?

honeric01:

gsm phone in your garri, and u didn't see it?

dont you know that you can have a big bowl of garri with loads of water and yet conceal a bloody Volkswagen beetle at the bottom?

MrCrackles:

don't you know that you can have a big bowl of garri with loads of water and yet conceal a bloody Volkswagen beetle at the bottom?

i bet you used drum to soak the garri then,

now make sure you don't change when you marry okay. since you can cook all the ofes, miyan and obes @ honeric

Snake meat. and mehn, was it good!!

But that was my one and only time sha

omoge:

now make sure you don't change when you marry okay. since you can cook all the ofes, miyan and obes @ honeric

lol so where u see all these things u dey talk lol, rumour monger, stop that oo lol, , well i won't stop cos my dad never stopped cooking for us ( once in a while) special special

Staple pins.

i see you modified your post. why are you scared of letting ladies know you can cook? that's how the lazying begins @ honeric secretly pretend you can't cook and let your woman quench in the kitchen.

bring back the post jare

Me ke? Modified which post? I don die, where u see the post b4? I don't want my future wife to start begging me to cook everyday Lol, I remember when my ex gf came to visit me, I prepared poundoyam and egusi soup with vegetables coupled with fresh fish, she ate just half of the poundoyam, then finished the whole plate of soup and started telling me she needed extra soup to continue, imagine that onigbese

hmmm,

_{Amaka keeps a close watch over honeric}

AMAKAONE:

hmmm,

_{Amaka keeps a close watch over honeric}

u do security?

@honeric
why do we guys love using the "ex" attatchment these days when we tryin to get suin?must u pretend to be a single dude?

oga akpabio opslag, Wetin I do u? dem tell u say I steal ur wife b4? See I no want trouble oo, na jejejeje I dey oo, abeg, Except if ur sister tell u say I dey marry am, Can't a guy like me be single? Abi u think say na only ugly guys suppose dey single?

Amaka one + one, which security agency u dey work with? Halogeen or anis guard?

honeric, you dey vex? hehehehe that ex thingy too much slag talk am

Me vex ke? Lailai, how can I vex? Even if I wan vex, my hormones no go gree vex

Hummm. . . .people really have found some real strange things in their foods, . . . . . .