So This 2nd Day Of December I was Doing Some Monitoring at The Site then I Feel Pressed And I Decided To Do My Business Down The Bush Where My Workers Won't Be Perceiving The Offensive Smell Coming From My Poo; As I Was Working Down The Path Occupied With My Phone, Something Just Itch Me To Look Up And Folks What I Saw Scared The Living Hell Out Of Me. I Saw What We The Yoruba Called Agbaduu (Black Mamba) one of the Most Dangerous Snake on Planet Earth just 20cm away from Me With Her Neck Wide Ready To attack only IF Have Move 6inches towards It. Mehn I Ran Like I'm Being Pursued By Kidnappers Shouting Egba Mi ooo (Help). Cuz I can't Imagine how That Kinda Poisonous Snake Will Stung Me in a Middle of Nowhere With Nobody To Help With First Aid Available; That Would Be Catastrophic.

Anyways I Blessed God For Keeping Me Alive

Thank God for your life, but no front page for this thread. If the snake was killed and you are in the process of preparing a pepper soup with it, then and only then can master lala consider your write-up for front page. Sorry for the disappointment, try another forum for front page. Thank you.

Thank God for ur life ooo.... ur instinct is ur angel... many people wound have walked into it. Where pics now... u for cover am like those on natgeowild... Next time go with cameras oo.. and cover it life

How can we believe what you are saying without pictures to backup it up

U ran from a snake?

U are not a real Nlander

illicit:
U ran from a snake?

U are not a real Nlander

A hunter shot and killed an antelope that later turned to a man.


That would've been is own case had it been he killed the snake.

Better for him to run

Urheadmaster:


A hunter shot and killed an antelope that later turned to a man.


That would've been is own case had it been he killed the snake.

Better for him to run

Next time I see a snake I will grab it by the "neck"




That's what a real Nlander does

Op how about the business you went to do there?

Dashlish12:
s With Her Neck Wide Ready To attack only IF Have Move 6inches towards It. [b][/b]

I think it's just a cobra you saw.
Black mambas don't widen their neck like cobras.
And no, black mambas are not black. They are called black mambas because of its dark inner mouth.
Not to downplay the danger cobras pose though.

Go back and make a picture for us to believe you.

Pishure or we don't believe you...

The shit go just run leave you.. You fit no shit again throughout that day sef

Lala uses this kind of news to clean nyansh and throw it off . He wants them killed, cooked and consumed, with pics as evidence, not running away and shouting egbami oo. Lala will just hiss and say "who egbami help"?

You dey post about snake u no put photo...



No FP for you

Glory be to God brother

Temiel:


I think it's just a cobra you saw.
Black mambas don't widen their neck like cobras.
And no, black mambas are not black. They are called black mambas because of its dark inner mouth.
Not to downplay the danger cobras pose though.

You're wrong. Black mamba is black. There's green mamba which is green.

illicit:
U ran from a snake?
U are not a real Nlander

Everyone can't be like Lala

illicit:
U ran from a snake?

U are not a real Nlander

Don't mind the otondo jare.
The same black snake wey visit camara lala.ye and him papa them become rich, he reach OP turn him japa.

Bros, we nairaland as a family thank God for your life.

Ordinary snake you can't kill...
When I recall, how I killed a tiger with My barehands omor...i tueh for you cos you are a coward...

MufasaLion:


You're wrong. Black mamba is black. There's green mamba which is green.

Black mamba is know by its black mouth,not its skin,

You just wore your trousers without cleaning butt.

MufasaLion:


You're wrong. Black mamba is black. There's green mamba which is green.

he is actually right, the skin colour of black mamba is grey while the mouth is black.

Dashlish12:
So This 2nd Day Of December I was Doing Some Monitoring at The Site then I Feel Pressed And I Decided To Do My Business Down The Bush Where My Workers Won't Be Perceiving The Offensive Smell Coming From My Poo; As I Was Working Down The Path Occupied With My Phone, Something Just Itch Me To Look Up And Folks What I Saw Scared The Living Hell Out Of Me. I Saw What We The Yoruba Called Agbaduu (Black Mamba) one of the Most Dangerous Snake on Planet Earth just 20cm away from Me With Her Neck Wide Ready To attack only IF Have Move 6inches towards It. Mehn I Ran Like I'm Being Pursued By Kidnappers Shouting Egba Mi ooo (Help). Cuz I can't Imagine how That Kinda Poisonous Snake Will Stung Me in a Middle of Nowhere With Nobody To Help With First Aid Available; That Would Be Catastrophic.

Anyways I Blessed God For Keeping Me Alive

Point of correction.. agbadu is cobra and not black mamba

Moniya4Real:


Point of correction.. agbadu is cobra and not black mamba

Smile; And Ooka is called What Please?

Thank God for your life... and U too no dey carry yansh dey shit fr every angle

OP Black Mamba

Mouth / Skin Color: black, brown, grey, ash.. blue
Frontpage/ Not Eligible: Cooked, Photos, Run Away, Shout for help
Poo / No Poo: Concerned Nlanders, Ignored content, Fake news

Every black snake Nigerians see is black mamba...
Black mamba doesn't even exist in Nigeria or western Africa.

Agbadu is a black cobra. They are the ones that make chicken sounds when they get too old to hunt so as to trick chickens to come to them.

A little research won't hurt anyone.

hmmm

Abeg if snake bite person for nyansh, where dem dey tie?

Op how did you know it's a black mamba. You think black mambas are black in color.

No pictures? Chai Yoruba people with fear lol 5&6