Conversation between President Buhari and Tinubu before he joined his campaign today in Adamawa:
In Pidgin

Tinubu: bros, my supporters dey complain say dem no dey see you for my rally

Buhari: "eh eh, wetin happen?

Tinubu: abeg come for my rally

Buhari: I no go, I no dey support you

Tinubu: "Why, no try me ooo

Buhari: I no fit sell bad market to Nigerians, the problem wey I give Nigeria don do

Tinubu: Abeg na, I support you for 2015 oo

Buhari: Na you say you make me the president, oya make yourself the president

Tinubu:No vex, I no mean am that way, I just dey vex that day

Buhari: That one no concern me

Tinubu: Abeg na, how you want make I beg you again?

Buhari: I say I no go, na by force?

Tinubu: See e, if I win, wetin I go do you eh

Buhari: Do wetin you like, you no fit even win before

Tinubu: Okay, abeg, just show your face make people think say you dey support me

Buhari: But I no go endorse you o

Tinubu No problem, thank you

Urchins tears loading

How do you feel after writing this rubbish? Good?

Now enjoy the feeling until 25 Feb. Wailing days are ahead.

Felabrity:
Conversation between President Buhari and Tinubu before he joined his campaign today in Adamawa:
In Pidgin

Won't say much

No One Can Say I Stole Public Funds

What about this thief?

If only Thïefnubu could speak proper pidgin English.

His handlers would not be worried about the frequent gaffes on the campaign train..