Hahahaha. Nice one. Nobody saw this coming. Whoever came up with this defence. Lol

KosiGee:
Whether p*ssy or pupsy, her results should be withheld and her certificate not issued.

She should be ashamed of herself. How can a final year student and someone just about to graduate not know the spelling of papa, popsy or pupsy and how did she not see or spot the error on the shirt he was wearing and advertising? That was supposed to be the spelling of her private part! How could she not spot that?

Life no hard. Don't take it too serious.

If you want to destroy any nation without war, make adultery or nudity common in the young generation.

Lol, exercise in futility as even the lawyer knows ignorance is not an excuse in the court of law, anyway that's the lawyers opportunity to chop small. I will keep saying it, most naija ladies are so dull...empty brained females thinking only with their pvssy coz that's the only thing they can offer, hopeless hoes everywhere

shey the lawyers dey whine me ni?
shey na d video wey I watch or another one?

Her body language even showed what exactly she meant

It has happened before o that her certificate was revoked, yet this village mumu didnt learn from her seniors. Their brain is just so empty!

Just imagine this! This has really thought all other from other schools a lesson. But nah the spelling of popsy be that? They think everything nah cruise. Now she don enter.

Shoodboi:
Pupsy? Na another angle be this one o. Her foolishness is about to feed a lawyer. That's how lawyers eat anyway. And the one her family got appears to be a clever one

They are doing the case pro bono.

donproject2:


They are doing the case pro bono.

Ha. The lawyer has time. He/she tried for them.

Shoodboi:
Pupsy? Na another angle be this one o. Her foolishness is about to feed a lawyer. That's how lawyers eat anyway. And the one her family got appears to be a clever one

Criminal one at that

Lawyers can never make heaven.

opoor wahala this alarming naija Na cruise

Chai! Escape route, easiest possible!

Olasyke:

It's their job.
It's school authorities giving energy to stupid issues like these dey always vex me.

A foooqin Polytechnic...
Prostitutes and cultist are many in Fedreal Poly's.

Consequences of having a corrupt mind.

Na still the pus$¥ she go use pay this lawyer

marostan:
Just imagine this! This has really thought all other from other schools a lesson. But nah the spelling of popsy be that? They think everything nah cruise. Now she don enter.

Will they ever learn? Remember the one that said she made it through cheating last time and this one again......they seem to be getting "dumber" by the day.

True true all lawyers will go to hell......lol

Very nice. Whoever is advising this girl knows what they're doing. Getting a lawyer is the best thing for her to do.

Some lawyers will not make heaven

koby86:
True true all lawyers will go to hell......lol

I swear

PhillipPHD:
Na still the pus$¥ she go use pay this lawyer

no o, that lawyer no dey collect only pussssy o, him go collect pussssy and money join

Peritome:
Not true.. On the keyboard, if you've mastered the keys, P & S are nowhere close.

Anyways, she's got a smart lawyer.

It could be true. Auto correct can change pupsy to pussy. Pupsy is not an English word.

Both client and lawyer are cut from the same cloth. How can a Lawyer not know the right words to use in a legal document ?
Fowl is different from foul, which is the right word. Anyways, this argument is dead on arrival. She used p***y to get certificate and it should be collected from her. That's all

Pointblank09:
That is how some killed his wife when his neighbor said
"I want to confess. I always Use your WIFE whenever you are not at home"
He later corrected the message
"I want to confess. I always Use your *WIFI* whenever you are not at home".

thisweekng:


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Keyamo has taught you how to lie.

Lawyers

The holy book says evil communication corrupts good manners

Damage Control😂😂😂😂😂😂

Charge and bail lawyer.
Assuming she even meant to say popsy,it means her dad bribed some lecturers or used connection to see her through.
We all know it's all lies though.
That is one thing with many women and girls,they act or say things before thinking.
Listen to a woman when she has a quarrel,even with her husband,boyfriend or even a family member,she would utter all kinds of things,truth,partial truth or outright lies just to make the opposing person look horrible to anyone that heard,and they can even shout all these obscenities at 2am,to ensure even the sleeping wake up to hear whatever she is saying.

seborrhic:
Charge and bail lawyer.
Assuming she even meant to say popsy,it means her dad bribed some lecturers or used connection to see her through.
We all know it's all lies though.
That is one thing with many women and girls,they act or say things before thinking.
Listen to a woman when she has a quarrel,even with her husband,boyfriend or even a family member,she would utter all kinds of things,truth,partial truth or outright lies just to make the opposing person look horrible to anyone that heard,and they can even shout all these obscenities at 2am,to ensure even the sleeping wake up to hear whatever she is saying.

Truth.

That's why Sensible Men are being warned not to disclose their Utmost Secrets to them or Confide In them very Sensitive Issues.

They don't have a mind of their own.