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| Street Press: The Fool President Goodluck Vs. The Wise President By Prince Br by streetpres: 4:42pm On Sep 08, 2011 |
STREET PRESS…. By Prince Brand U. Mokedi 09/07/2011 THE FOOL PRESIDENT GOODLUCK VS. THE WISE PRESIDENT I am a fool and I am silly, says President Goodluck. I don’t know anything because I am an Olodo. I can’t even spell my name correctly, can’t read a textbook or even write the alphabet completely. I pee in bed and I jump around ignorantly without any intellectual consciousness. I cannot afford to feed myself. I am President Goodluck with untold numerous bad lucks, with torn pockets and I am shameless because I steal my parents money. I am the fool President Goodluck writing all of the above because I am just 7 YEARS OLD! I am wise President Jonathan and this is decades later from age 7. I have the best combined policies and cabinet members ever put together in the history of Nigeria and in the history of Africa. I am intellectually enlightened as evident in the progress I have embarked on for this great country, Nigeria. I am proud to say I no longer wet my bed, I read and understand great things. I am a great father, a great husband and a great leader. I still jump around but this time when my policies enact great reform for my country and when my children’s love for me, my wife and for this country. I am proud to be known as President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, commander-in-chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Long Live Nigeria! Long Live its people! Long Live the positive changes I have started in Nigeria. Author Prince Brand U. Mokedi 08120444050 mokedif@unlv.nevada.edu mokedi@yahoo.com www.MOKEDI.com
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