True story


Act I, Scene I.

Man driving a clean car around Yaba, was flagged down @ a police checkpoint. Then this conversation ensued:-

Man:Good day Officers
Police: Who get this car!
Man: I greeted you at least acknowledge my gre,
Police: Sharrap! I say who get dis car & you are querying me, stupid man.
Man: Ok! It is mine.
Police: Give me documents including licence, insurance & custom papers.
Man: I have the papers & drivers licence but the custom papers are at home.
Police: (Angrily)I suspected its smuggled or stolen.
Man: That is not a nice thing to s, (Cut short, again)
Police: You must be very stupid. You people will steal cars & go to all these campuses to harass all the small girls wey be your daughter age mate. Foolish man ( He beckons to his mates & four of them enter the car with him & the patrol vehicle loaded the rest of them) We are going to the station. Adekunle!
Man: This is not fair, I just told you my papers are up to date & custom papers,
Police: (Boiling) Do you want me to fire you before you move (cocks gun)
Man: Please take it easy, let us go.

(They drive to the station, policemen cursing)


Act I, Scene II.
At the Adekunle Police Station.

(They alight & bundle the man inside)
Policeman(behind counter): What is the matter?
Policemen: This stupid man is driving without papers & imagine he dey argue.
Man: Officer, that is not true u know, (Cut short again)
Policeman (behind counter): Sharrap, I can see you are a very stubborn man. Did I talk to you ehn?
One Policeman: I will detain you today, shay you think you can talk (faces the one behind the counter) put him in with the criminals.
(Just then the DPO walks in & seeing the commotion)
DPO: Yes, what is the commotion here all about.
Police: We caught this man with a suspected stolen vehicle and he was resisting arrest.
DPO: (turns to man) Is that true gentleman?
Man: No DPO.
DPO: (surprised) I am in mufti, how did you know I am the DPO?
MAN: Because I am the Commissioner of Police, Alh Yusuf Mohammed,

, All the policemen in the station took off, some through the windows, leaving DPO & the Commissioner,

This is 4 real and true, !

@ least the CP now has a first hand experience what nigerians have been complaining about police brutality
btw, those policemen including the dpo must be the dullest set of police i have heard of.how would they not know their CP, dont they have a framed pictured of him in their station?

lol

It is a common occurrence, but the DPO will definitely know the commissioner of police.

This is just too funny!!

Funny but terrible. Now if it had been any other regular Nigerian,

Nollywood story Got me cracking sha!