Another One Fom The First Lady

"I will rather kill myself than to commit suicide" - Dame Patience Jonathan.

she made the statement when reacting to question on way to tackle the Boko Haram insurgence.

silly boy!

bia if this is a joke stop it. . .

Abeg no wonjure me laughter,

so funny.

You people clearly don't understand what the Dame is trying to say because you obviously lack understanding of what the first Lady is saying. This usually happens with people who think they are smart because they are brilliant. . . I gotta tell ya, this obvious contempt for the Dame is a glaring disrespect to her person.

She is saying that she would rather kill herself than commit suicide, how's that a hard concept to grasps? In the former, YOU KILL YOURSELF and in the latter ONE COMMITS SUICIDE. . . Get it??!!

I hope you all change your ways because it is better to be an Intelligent person than a Brilliant human being.

Or maybe she meant - Rather than been manipulated to become a suicide bomber , she would rather kill herself

Sisi_Kill:

You people clearly don't understand what the Dame is trying to say because you obviously lack understanding of what the first Lady is saying. This usually happens with people who think they are smart because they are brilliant. . . I gotta tell ya, this obvious contempt for the Dame is a glaring disrespect to her person.

She is saying that she would rather kill herself than commit suicide, how's that a hard concept to grasps? In the former, YOU KILL YOURSELF and in the latter ONE COMMITS SUICIDE. . . Get it??!!

I hope you all change your ways because it is better to be Intelligent person than a Brilliant human being.

what is the difference between killing oneself and committing suicide

Sisi_Kill:

You people clearly don't understand what the Dame is trying to say because you obviously lack understanding of what the first Lady is saying. This usually happens with people who think they are smart because they are brilliant. . . I gotta tell ya, this obvious contempt for the Dame is a glaring disrespect to her person.

She is saying that she would rather kill herself than commit suicide, how's that a hard concept to grasps? In the former, YOU KILL YOURSELF and in the latter ONE COMMITS SUICIDE. . . Get it??!!

I hope you all change your ways because it is better to be Intelligent person than a Brilliant human being.

meaning?

olawalebab:

what is the difference between killing oneself and committing suicide

kokoA:

meaning?

Are you guys serious??!! 

Gosh!! I am so shocked right now, you could very well say I am in shock!!!

So its true. A guy that follows Dame Jonathan sent it to me ystday. What is it about woman? Anyway i dont like listening to her 'cos she cant add to me.



@Sisi_kill,
U describe urself perfectly with what u wrote. I dont think there is any difference btween u n dame. U sound like a typical product of our failed educational system. Whatz d diff btw 'kill myself' n suicide. With less than 1k u can a dictionary

The exchange between Sisi-kill, olawaleab and kokoA is even funnier than Dame's suicidal grammar.

Why is it difficult for people to identify 'sarcasm' in Nigeria?

Seriously, however, I believe this is fabricated. I don't believe she said it.

Jarus:

The exchange between Sisi-kill, olawaleab and kokoA is even funnier than Dame's suicidal grammar.

Why is it difficult for people to identify 'sarcasm' in Nigeria?

lwkmd Na harsh economy the cause am

Is Sisi not joking? I thought it was clear that was pure sarcasm.

kokoA:

lwkmd Na harsh economy the cause am

she can set the WR as the first First lady bumper , Akoka grama skool

epic!,

Sisi_Kill:

You people clearly don't understand what the Dame is trying to say because you obviously lack understanding of what the first Lady is saying. This usually happens with people who think they are smart because they are brilliant. . . I gotta tell ya, this obvious contempt for the Dame is a glaring disrespect to her person.

She is saying that she would rather kill herself than commit suicide, how's that a hard concept to grasps? In the former, YOU KILL YOURSELF and in the latter ONE COMMITS SUICIDE. . . Get it??!!

I hope you all change your ways because it is better to be an Intelligent person than a Brilliant human being.

Nice phrasing and wordplay here sisi

Totally love it!

Doctorate holder Patience Jonathan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patience_Jonathan

Sisi_Kill:

You people clearly don't understand what the Dame is trying to say because you obviously lack understanding of what the first Lady is saying. This usually happens with people who think they are smart because they are brilliant. . . I gotta tell ya, this obvious contempt for the Dame is a glaring disrespect to her person.

She is saying that she would rather kill herself than commit suicide, how's that a hard concept to grasps? In the former, YOU KILL YOURSELF and in the latter ONE COMMITS SUICIDE. . . Get it??!!

I hope you all change your ways because it is better to be an Intelligent person than a Brilliant human being.

Abeg who is more stuupid between you and mrs jonathan ? I think she's got more sense that you to have tried to find another term for killing oneself !
Killing oneself = suicide [ either by bomb or otapiapia ]

I believe Sisi is just trying to make fun of the situation

Kweke

Na wa o.

Imagine how people don't understand simple sarcasm here. This appears more dangerous than Dame's AK47

As much as she has messed up,stop tarnishing her image cos she didn't make that statement it was one of the blunders made by some people from uganda.read the quotes below,the one attributed to her is the last.Sorry peeps! I just can't help bt send dis
WHO SAID EDUCATION WASN'T GOOD FOR US?All these from some Ugandan communities

>From a Limpopo High School, grammar teacher: "The girl goes to school, goesn't she?

>From Brits, somewhere in Rabokala High School teacher: "Both of you three come here!"
.
>An irritated Soshanguve primary School teacher to a student: "Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents!".

>On seeing twins enter his office, the deputy principal of Lepelle high School at Marblehall said:" You look together; are you twice, who is copying who?

>Notice at a store in Mothutlung: "Open seven days a week and weekends"

>Sipho admonished two boys who were arguing:"Don't speak so twice together, man, Speak once upon a time!"

>My favourite remains what Julius Malema said:
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"(y)=D=))

Oh, My God, Now I'm beginning to think this should actually be in the jokes section, this is hilarious!!!

dapachez:

As much as she has messed up,stop tarnishing her image cos she didn't make that statement it was one of the blunders made by some people from uganda.read the quotes below,the one attributed to her is the last.Sorry peeps! I just can't help bt send dis
WHO SAID EDUCATION WASN'T GOOD FOR US?All these from some Ugandan communities

>From a Limpopo High School, grammar teacher: "The girl goes to school, goesn't she?

>From Brits, somewhere in Rabokala High School teacher: "Both of you three come here!"
.
>An irritated Soshanguve primary School teacher to a student: "Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents!".

>On seeing twins enter his office, the deputy principal of Lepelle high School at Marblehall said:" You look together; are you twice, who is copying who?

>Notice at a store in Mothutlung: "Open seven days a week and weekends"

>Sipho admonished two boys who were arguing:"Don't speak so twice together, man, Speak once upon a time!"

>My favourite remains what Julius Malema said:
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"(y)=D=))

Oh my God! lwkmd for office oooo

dapachez:

As much as she has messed up,stop tarnishing her image cos she didn't make that statement it was one of the blunders made by some people from uganda.read the quotes below,the one attributed to her is the last.Sorry peeps! I just can't help bt send dis
WHO SAID EDUCATION WASN'T GOOD FOR US?All these from some Ugandan communities

>From a Limpopo High School, grammar teacher: "The girl goes to school, goesn't she?

>From Brits, somewhere in Rabokala High School teacher: "Both of you three come here!"
.
>An irritated Soshanguve primary School teacher to a student: "Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents!".

>On seeing twins enter his office, the deputy principal of Lepelle high School at Marblehall said:" You look together; are you twice, who is copying who?

>Notice at a store in Mothutlung: "Open seven days a week and weekends"

>Sipho admonished two boys who were arguing:"Don't speak so twice together, man, Speak once upon a time!"

>My favourite remains what Julius Malema said:
"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"(y)=D=))

I couldnt stop laffing after this. . . Are you sure it wasnt a Nigerian business man who made that? Gawd!!! ". . . and weekends" (foe emphasis) Choooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Gej special

I beg, leave sisi mi alone. She should be a stand-up comedian.

As for madam dame. . . . . . . speechless

In the aftermath of the abuja un bomb blasts she said 'i thank all the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment' ,