Has anything funny or awkward happened to you while you and your significant other/sugar daddy or mommy/husband or wife were in a romancing mood? I'm assuming your answer is yes. So it's time to share.

I'll go ahead and start:

My boyfriend cut me with his braces. Yes, just like in the movies. We were talking and he got so excited that he rushed in for a kiss. He snagged my upper lip, although I didn't feel it at the time. I kissed him back and that was when we paused and looked at each other, tasting something funny. . . I quickly said it was him, only for him to check my lip and find the minor cut.

Initially it was kind of awkward. He was apologetic but since then I've been laughing at the event.

Oya, tell your tales!

I'll go ahead and start:

Woah. . . for a moment there i thought u were going to talk about actual sex.

No, of course not. I don't tread those waters lol. No story from you?

LMAO@sugar daddies.

For real Oguga, women still dating sugar daddies during the Recession?

Lol, anything is possible

ogugua88:

Has anything funny or awkward happened to you while you and your significant other/sugar daddy or mommy/husband or wife were in a romancing mood? I'm assuming your answer is yes. So it's time to share.

I'll go ahead and start:

My boyfriend cut me with his braces. Yes, just like in the movies. We were talking and he got so excited that he rushed in for a kiss. He snagged my upper lip, although I didn't feel it at the time. I kissed him back and that was when we paused and looked at each other, tasting something funny. . . I quickly said it was him, only for him to check my lip and find the minor cut.

Initially it was kind of awkward. He was apologetic but since then I've been laughing at the event.

Oya, tell your tales!

I thought you are still virgin. Who is these days? only  tpia?


Awkward moment:

When one party mistakenly farts.

Ogugua your awkward moment is gross + Blood covenant ;p

aloy/emeka:
I thought you are still virgin. Who is these days? only  tpia?


Awkward moment:

When one party mistakenly farts.

And that's what happens when Nigerian men over-obsess with virginity. If kissing someone equals loss of virginity, then we're all non-virgins, per your definition. All except for Cork and 190.

REALITY101:
Ogugua your awkward moment is gross + Blood covenant ;p

It really wasn't actually lol.

Una lame die. NO OTHER STORIES?!

I know what you want to hear. You ain't watching Emmy Awards?

What do I want to hear? And no. Don't really watch tv.

Oops! I forgot you love po.rn more ;p

Don't confuse fantasies with reality.

Contribute a story. You dey dull.

Lool IRNS.

I remember the first time I kissed my gf deeply, in my room.
The kiss lasted for about 25 secs, after which she got up, went to the sitting room, sat on the chair and held her head in her hands, as though something was really disturbing her.

I went to meet her in the sitting room, worried (and confused) that I had hurt her in some way.

When she saw me, she stood up, walked towards me and asked, 'Why did you kiss me?'.
Before I could answer, she started kissing me deeply again . . .

I hope both of you floss tho ;p

People still tongue kissing in 2011?   

^^^ Lol you don't? I thought everyone did.

quid:
I remember the first time I kissed my gf deeply, in my room.
The kiss lasted for about 25 secs, after which she got up, went to the sitting room, sat on the chair and held her head in her hands, as though something was really disturbing her.

I went to meet her in the sitting room, worried (and confused) that I had hurt her in some way.

When she saw me, she stood up, walked towards me and asked, 'Why did you kiss me?'.
Before I could answer, she started kissing me deeply again . . .

Lmaooooo. Serious confusion!

ogugua88:

^^^ Lol you don't? I thought everyone did.

Lmaooooo. Serious confusion!

I am germophobic.

ogugua88:

Lmaooooo. Serious confusion!

Yes o It was one of those girly behaviours that I have never been able to logically analyze . . .

Sounds like something that happens in the movies lol.

These people wan form holy Angel Gabriel. Another story from me then.

I was reaching into my boyfriend's trunk. He didn't see me. He slammed the trunk on me. I kid you not. I burst into laughter lol. E be like say the guy wan kill me.

ogugua88:

Sounds like something that happens in the movies lol.
These people wan form holy Angel Gabriel. Another story from me then.

Come to think of it, you are right. I dont know why I never discussed the episode with her later on.

ogugua88:

I was reaching into my boyfriend's trunk. He didn't see me. He slammed the trunk on me. I kid you not. I burst into laughter lol. E be like say the guy wan kill me.

LOL. Hope he did not injure you, and he apologized nicely . . .

Another episode involving the same gf:

We were making out once, then she asked my explicit permission before giving me a bj (for some reason, she thought I would be grossed out by the idea and thus needed my permission).

'Errmmm, of course I don't mind', I replied. Then she sought further confirmation before proceeding . . .

The day i was intimate with my husband, he was screaming cos he was about releasing when our son rushed in to the room , and my husband jumped down . But d little boy caught every thing that happened.

jajavina:

The day i was intimate with my husband, he was screaming cos he was about releasing when our son rushed in to the room , and my husband jumped down . But d little boy caught every thing that happened.

OMG . How old was the boy then?

LMAO,

was in a hot romance mood with my gf,
I tried to unzip my trouzer, d next thin my whole thin tore into pieces,

jajavina:

The day i was intimate with my husband, he was screaming cos he was about releasing when our son rushed in to the room , and my husband jumped down . But d little boy caught every thing that happened.

Well at least his hair and face got the extra protein needed.

Was in a forth and back motion with ma gf, she was screaming with passion, my phon was not far 4rm us, then a call came thru, and behold it was my boss, hurriedly, i removed my device and answered the call, but she refused to continue d show afta d call, despite my unending plea! She got dressd up and left!

First time a girl squirted, we were both confused. We thought she had pissed herself for a hot minute but as she was kinda in the "zone" and jittery, we figured it wasn't n that was the beginning of her squirting days. #GoodTimes

Smh

REALITY101. You gayy donkey. Any interesting experience you’re your boy friend?