West - Look ! Lets zone the National cake, i have my share, you have your share.
Niger -Delta - No way , some part of this cake is sweeter, We provided the bulk of the National cake, and even put icing on it
North- Shut up ! We are born to rule the National cake, or do you want us to bomb the cake?
south East- Some part of the National is sweeter Nna men!! no zoning again o , some people have been eating this cake for too long, man , let s be at the center for once now!!
North- Then , we start blowing it up and make this cake unpalatable
Presidency - We have commenced Investigations, we know those responsible.
CPC- The leader should resign as the center of the cake is being blown apart bit by bit and no one seems to know how we can MEND the cake.

Naija politics !!

http://www.naijahood.com/2011/09/national-cake-palava.html
OBJ- maybe we can negotiate on this matter
Boko Haram - *Gun shots* BOOM!!, the saga continues

busy sharing the national cake while the masses are suffering