Create your own headline(s) for your favourite Newspaper. A breaking news of your wish, that will ever make your day about the whole Naija saga.

. . .That the country split. A ferocious [i]two [/i]day war followed which led to a terrifying and total defeat of boko haram and its supporters. . . A very high electric fence was built along the border.

. . .And they all lived happily ever after!

Ekiti Nation

Boko Haram writes to NASS, ministers and government parastatals that its coming after members and administrators individually except 1. Their emoluments become reasonable! 2. They start to do their jobs and refuse to allow obvious corruption get swept under the carpet

Something in that mould but very dramatic

That Gaddafi is now head of Boko Haram with very large cache of sophisticated weaponry while Nigerian force if faced with crisis of defection. Nato/USA are just down south protecting their investment with aircraft carriers,ICBM capable subs, drones buzzling all over the sky.
.
. .meanwhile Rhino is off coast Brazil puffing ciga, in a million dollar yatcht littered with bikinis.
Just for comical relief

^^

Is that you in your profile?

Dude, seems like you'll make a perfect clown then. You mind if I invite you to take part in a circus show?

Declaration of Oduduwa Republic,

GEJ files a divorce. He cant take anymore 

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Thur 1st of Jan, 2015 Lagos, Oduduwaland(?)
After exactly one hundred years, the contraption once known as Nigeria has ceased to exist. This is a culmination to a series of events of the last five years,
It should be recalled that the United States government had in 2010 predicted this exact scenario

A 50,000 mw power plant installed in River states - with a good distribution network - all over the country - That would seriously make my day.

JONATHAN RESIGNS
RENO OMOKRI FLEES
CPC WINS AT THE TRIBUNAL
SANUSI TO RUN FOR PRESIDENCY IN 2015
BOKO HARAM SURRENDERS

Fashola joins the Labour party, dumps tinubu. To run for president in 2015

[size=18pt]NIGERIAN REVOLUTION PARTY GAINS POWER HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

my dream headline,

Terrorists blow up Aso Rock.

Nigeria is divided, and a huge 100 ft wall is built from end to end with rabid pitbulls, only educated northerners with visa's are allowed into the south!

And we discover that dangote, obj and gej were all igbos all along just playing safe !

Any of these will do . . .


- IBB becomes a 'Born Again Christian' and has given up killing

- Buhari Stops crying

- GEJ slaps OBJ

- Patience 'massacres' the french language - Interpol issue arrest warrant.

- Nairaland shut down by the FG accused of propoganda.

CPC WINS AT THE TRIBUNAL That will be great

A high ranking Boko Haramist confesses who their sponsors are and agrees to confront them face to face.

Buhari and all the troublesome generals agrees to quit active politics.

Sultan of Sokoto openly condemns Boko haram and asks all imams to preach against them.

The power jinx is broken. monthly increament in power generation a reality.

A national confrence is called in whether we want Nigeria as one country or not.

IBB and all the bad boys returns 80% of stolen money.

Jonathan steps down for his daddy, IBB.

That Boko Haram has ceased fire; forgotten and forgiven everything.

my dream headline,

Terrorists blow up Aso Rock.

You even call ursef a king.

Jonathan steps down for his daddy, IBB.

Are you expecting your daddy to run in another Presidential elections in this obodo Naija?

The great purge: Nigerian corrupt leaders executed by the People's Revolutionary Army.

Nigeria does a Yugoslavia.

A successful REVOLUTION has taken place overnight; about 2150 corrupt Nigerian leaders were wasted overnight. The military is currently in-charge, United Nation is monitoring activity, United States of America has sent his support team to assist with the transition process. Ghana, Togo, South Africa and a few other African countries are also on ground to assist and support the transition process.
No casualty among the citizens reported, but all Nigerian citizens and other people in the country are advised to stay indoor until further notice.
May God answer our prayers.

Amen.

The only revolution Nigeria would have is Kim Jong il's Nigerian cousin taking over.

A successful REVOLUTION has taken place overnight; about 2150 corrupt Nigerian leaders were wasted overnight. The military is currently in-charge, United Nation is monitoring activity, United States of America has sent his support team to assist with the transition process. Ghana, Togo, South Africa and a few other African countries are also on ground to assist and support the transition process.
No casualty among the citizens reported, but all Nigerian citizens and other people in the country are advised to stay indoor until further notice.
May God answer our prayers.

Amen.

serious, but very funny hehehehehe

noblezone:

A high ranking Boko Haramist confesses who their sponsors are and agrees to confront them face to face.

Buhari and all the troublesome generals agrees to quit active politics.

Sultan of Sokoto openly condemns Boko haram and asks all imams to preach against them.

The power jinx is broken. monthly increament in power generation a reality.

A national confrence is called in whether we want Nigeria as one country or not.

IBB and all the bad boys returns 80% of stolen money.

jamace:

The great purge: Nigerian corrupt leaders executed by the People's Revolutionary Army.

ezeagu:

Nigeria does a Yugoslavia.

Amen

mens dept:

Amen

Breaking news. After 50years as a country, a new nations has been born,The UN has decided to create new nations. Rep of Biafra and Rep of Odua. There is a wide jubliations in the streets of Port Harcourt,Enugu LAGOS and almost all southern cities. Rep of Biafra with ENUGU as their Executive capital n Port harcourt as their financial n oil capital, Odua rep Abeokuta as execitve capital wit Lagos there financial capital. Hurray

Boko Haram bombs Aso Rock and ,

Goodluck Jonathan and Sambo RESIGN

Depointer1:

Goodluck Jonathan and Sambo RESIGN

And David Mark takes over? Why not boldly start a campaign for David Mark? I would if I were you.