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What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Bassey93: 8:22am On Apr 05, 2023
Dear Nairalanders, my wife has been misbehaving and talking any how lately. Sometimes, I am pushed to beat her but I had to always control myself.


Please, what's the best punishment to serve her whenever she misbehaves?

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by qenfilai: 8:24am On Apr 05, 2023
Play away much na cheesy
Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Nobody: 8:24am On Apr 05, 2023
Bassey93:
Dear Nairalanders, my wife has been misbehaving and talking any how lately. Sometimes, I am pushed to beat her but I had to always control myself.


Please, what's the best punishment to serve her whenever she misbehaves?

Do not beat her...just give her the silent treatment

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Nobody: 8:25am On Apr 05, 2023
Good sex might go a long way or silent treatment. Is she always like this? Is she pregnant? If she’s pregnant please ignore her, her hormones are messing with her.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Billionaire2: 8:25am On Apr 05, 2023
too many mentally immature lads going into marriage this days ….

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Draslo(m): 8:30am On Apr 05, 2023
I'm not married but the best way to punish any woman you're intimate with is to watch porn on the same bed with her using headphones whilst ignoring her completely. E dey reset their brain. Also, buy takeout for the foreseeable future or when she's cooking, order food from outside, let them serve it inside cooler. She will think she has a rival. This is also brain resetting.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by helinues: 8:31am On Apr 05, 2023
My dad's punishment is the funniest I have ever seen.

Dad will eat the food without eating meat. Or eat meat alone without eating the food. Whenever such happened, we don know say wahala dey.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by SmileDance(f): 8:34am On Apr 05, 2023
Children everywhere

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Bassey93: 8:50am On Apr 05, 2023
SmileDance:
Children erywhere

How?

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Bassey93: 8:50am On Apr 05, 2023
Billionaire2:
too many mentally immature lads going into marriages this days ….

How?

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by SmileDance(f): 8:57am On Apr 05, 2023
Looking for a way to punish an adult instead of you to talk to her and let her know whatever she is doing is annoying.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Landowner101(m): 9:01am On Apr 05, 2023
SmileDance:
Looking for a way to punish an adult instead of you to talk to her and let her know whatever she is doing is annoying.
People that talking to them is like pouring water on stone, mtcheew.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Amumaigwe: 9:09am On Apr 05, 2023
SmileDance:
Looking for a way to punish an adult instead of you to talk to her and let her know whatever she is doing is annoying.

Women dey hear gentle talk? You think the guy never talk to her before coming here? The other party must always be blamed.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Christistruth03: 9:12am On Apr 05, 2023
Bunch of Cultists that don't understand that Marriage is a Labour of Love

Can you punish your own mother?

That is how you destroy your own homes with your own hands

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by SmileDance(f): 9:15am On Apr 05, 2023
Amumaigwe:


Women dey hear gentle talk? You think the guy never talk to her before coming here? The other party must always be blamed.
okay he should flog her then.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Houseofglam7(f): 9:19am On Apr 05, 2023
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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by talk2hb1(m): 9:48am On Apr 05, 2023
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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Makavelli001: 9:50am On Apr 05, 2023
Its funny to see people that don't have marriage experience and does not understand the dynamics and nature of women to be accusing others of immaturity or children ’ here.
If you have been married u will know that sometimes actions speak louder than words.

The nature of women is mostly driven by emotions ( fear, love, jealousy, hate,fantasy etc) not beating, compulsion,or physical threat)

When words fell, emotional actions can reset a woman's brain.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by KingMack(m): 9:54am On Apr 05, 2023
use piston smash her skull den go call police show dem wettin you don do...what other advice do you want son?

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Nobody: 11:24am On Apr 05, 2023
Nail her against the wall... grin grin grin
Bassey93:
Dear Nairalanders, my wife has been misbehaving and talking any how lately. Sometimes, I am pushed to beat her but I had to always control myself.


Please, what's the best punishment to serve her whenever she misbehaves?
Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by wunmi590(m): 11:28am On Apr 05, 2023
Bassey93:
Dear Nairalanders, my wife has been misbehaving and talking any how lately. Sometimes, I am pushed to beat her but I had to always control myself.


Please, what's the best punishment to serve her whenever she misbehaves?


Brotherly, never allow deveìl to push you to that extent, when you are angry or she says something you don't like, just walk away, don't mind all these alpha males that will tell you to teach her lesson, that you re the head of the house...

If anything bad happen, they won't be there to help you...

Is either you walk away, or go to your private room, calm yourself and believe me, once you do this twice, she will caution herself and behave well...

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Davidave(m): 11:51am On Apr 05, 2023
Put my mouth on her vagina, and then blow in it till she explodes.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by KimFab: 12:22pm On Apr 05, 2023
Pick pin, or bicycle in the air. Any of these punishment would be perfect.

Alternatively, you could just buy water cane and flog the hell out of your wife school kid.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Baronthecelebri: 12:51pm On Apr 05, 2023
Divorce her ASAP
Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by WhisperedNoise: 12:55pm On Apr 05, 2023
Your wife is not your child. You should talk to your wife instead of looking for ways to punish her. You are not her lord, you are not her master, you are not her owner.
Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Mindlog: 1:17pm On Apr 05, 2023
Makavelli001:
Its funny to see people that don't have marriage experience and does not understand the dynamics and nature of women to be accusing others of immaturity or children ’ here.
If you have been married u will know that sometimes actions speak louder than words.

The nature of women is mostly driven by emotions ( fear, love, jealousy, hate,fantasy etc) not beating, compulsion,or physical threat)

When words fell, emotional actions can reset a woman's brain.

Emotional actions such as?🤔

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by achiever12: 1:29pm On Apr 05, 2023
helinues:
My dad's punishment is the funniest I have ever seen.

Dad will eat the food without eating meat. Or eat meat alone without eating the food. Whenever such happened, we don know say wahala dey.

So, you are still living under parents?

No wonder you always comment like an unreasonable fellow

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Chibuzoc(m): 2:31pm On Apr 05, 2023
Silent treatment is golden grin after 3 days you go hear, shey na like this we go de de shocked

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Nice2023(m): 2:46pm On Apr 05, 2023
Draslo:
I'm not married but the best way to punish any woman you're intimate with is to watch porn on the same bed with her using headphones whilst ignoring her completely. E dey reset their brain. Also, buy takeout for the foreseeable future or when she's cooking, order food from outside, let them serve it inside cooler. She will think she has a rival. This is also brain resetting.



Pray make knife dey far from her.

Don't be stabbed by your actions...just be careful okey.
Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by Benwallt(m): 3:07pm On Apr 05, 2023
Abandon the house for one week n don't pick her calls.

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Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by ChybuzzDD(m): 3:14pm On Apr 05, 2023
Billionaire2:
too many mentally immature lads going into marriage this days ….

How does a woman's misbehaviour, which may be natural to her, relate to a man's mental immaturity?
Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by LeeSmart: 4:01pm On Apr 05, 2023
Bassey93:
Dear Nairalanders, my wife has been misbehaving and talking any how lately. Sometimes, I am pushed to beat her but I had to always control myself.

Please, what's the best punishment to serve her whenever she misbehaves?
OP once ur woman starts behaving daht way jux knw daht she's Hot nd needs some serious dicking frm u. If u doubt me ask IYAEBE

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