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Kindly Advice The HR by Hamachi(f): 9:27pm On May 01, 2023
Another real life gbege don shele. How will you handle a scenario where a Gateman (your company employee) impregnates the wife of your expatriate staff ? The gateman is keeping watch at the official residence you accommodated the Expatriate and his wife in. This is a real life issue o. Kindly advice the HR….

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by leroi01(m): 9:48pm On May 01, 2023
It is none of HR's business.

Await orders from above.

Or... You suspend the gateman until investigations are complete. ( This gives you breathing space )

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by anthonyuncle(m): 10:58pm On May 01, 2023
it's a family issue naw

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by TheGreatIYANU: 11:46pm On May 01, 2023
Who tested the fetus to ascertain gateman did it? Or did he confess?

If the latter is the case, you have no case... it takes two to tango, but for now, Mr. Expatriate has three choices:

1. Get the wife to do an abortion and continue the marriage

2. Allow her bear the child and continue the marriage

OR

3. Send her on her way with loverboy gateman



Either way, this is no decision for Mr. HR.

Tell him to stand down grin

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by FalseProphet1(m): 4:03pm On May 02, 2023
As long as the gateman didn't rape the woman, I don't see any case here. It's up to her husband to decide if he wants to continue with the marriage or not.

This I have seen.

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by Authoreety: 4:03pm On May 02, 2023
OK

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by MANNABBQGRILLS: 4:03pm On May 02, 2023
But what kinda advice do you really need Nairalanders to give you now?!

Give us an idea please.

Like they should sack the gate man or the hubby should divorce the wife?
Or the company should sponsor the wedding between the gate man and the wife?
Or the husband should cut off the head of the gate man?

We no just understand.

jaxxy:

or the 3 of them can live like one big happy family. smiley
Lol 😆,
That's another good one 👍

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by theophorus(m): 4:03pm On May 02, 2023
Abeg, make HR face their work joor.

This na Domestic matter and it should be solved in a Domestic way.

Since the Domestic Staff Wife prefer the Gateman to Her Husband, The Husband should Gladly release her to the Gateman let them enjoy their 'Adultery-Bliss'.

But then, what's Life without Forgiveness? If the Husband forgives Her what will they do with the Foetus?

Also HR should remember that a Gateman who impregnates His Colleagues wife may one day kill that Snr. Colleague.

So, if the Gateman is more important than the E. Staff, then they should keep the Gateman and Zack the Expatriate Staff.

Atleast, one day the Gateman will impregnate the HR Wife or the CEO's Wife.

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by markidoo(m): 4:03pm On May 02, 2023
Chai,, was the wife white??
White ladies dey crave black men gbola like a fat kid craves for cake

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by Hotguy27: 4:03pm On May 02, 2023
Advise who now?
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by stano2(m): 4:04pm On May 02, 2023
Wahala.. gateman don chop Oga food
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by jamesversion: 4:04pm On May 02, 2023
Is the impregnated lady also an expatriate?
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by ednut1(m): 4:04pm On May 02, 2023
Make una dey use sense lie. Which expatriate wife will open legs for a gateman

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by Diligent1(f): 4:04pm On May 02, 2023
This is bad
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by omoadeleye(m): 4:04pm On May 02, 2023
Some Women are dogs
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by Raskasal(m): 4:04pm On May 02, 2023
Hmm
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by Koralords: 4:04pm On May 02, 2023
Make the gatemen marry am na abi which advice are you seeking for again

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by sleek214(m): 4:05pm On May 02, 2023
Advice on what exactly? 2 adults had sex that resulted in pregnancy and you want us to advise you on what?

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by Nyanabo(m): 4:05pm On May 02, 2023
HR stand down, this is not your area of expertise...

Some women are full of potty Sha. When you see them step out with the makeup and expensive clothes, you would made to think very highly of them, meanwhile they are no shit.

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by vacanci: 4:05pm On May 02, 2023
gateman don blow
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by mayowascholar(m): 4:05pm On May 02, 2023
grin

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by sacajawea: 4:06pm On May 02, 2023
Na so him fine reach??
Or is the Expatriate's wife below average??

That will determine the advice we give, so answer those questions?
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by TOPCRUISE(m): 4:06pm On May 02, 2023
If you pay Gateman well he won't misbehave grin
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by sacajawea: 4:07pm On May 02, 2023
How old is the Gateman? Single it married?
Degree holder?
What is his background?

This information is very very very important! To help you on what to do, answer them
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by frozen70(f): 4:07pm On May 02, 2023
[quote author=Hamachi post=122872009][/quote]

An expertrait means a foreigner

So she stoop low to sleep with a gate man

A white lady

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by Kog45(m): 4:08pm On May 02, 2023
[quote author=Hamachi post=122872009][/quote]Oga more evidences or we termed it nollywood film and mind you no be today Gateman Dey give Oga wife belle,so nothing new…it plenty for GRA areas and everybody move with no rancor.
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by etrange: 4:09pm On May 02, 2023
leroi01:
It is none of HR's business.

Await orders from above.

Or... You suspend the gateman until investigations are complete. ( This gives you breathing space )

It's not HR business, await orders from above. Who says HR cannot be above? You forget that HR extends all the way to the top of the organization where you have the HR director who only reports to the managing director or the board.
Re: Kindly Advice The HR by Lvgirl: 4:10pm On May 02, 2023
[quote author=Hamachi post=122872009][/quote]




He deserve that green card

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by HEBEI: 4:11pm On May 02, 2023
How did you know?

Are you the gateman

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by Ijaya123: 4:12pm On May 02, 2023
[quote author=Hamachi post=122872009][/quote]

What has this issue got to do with HR?

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by Zonefree(m): 4:12pm On May 02, 2023
ednut1:
Make una dey use sense lie. Which expatriate wife will open legs for a gateman
I surprise say na you dey ask this question.

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Re: Kindly Advice The HR by inoki247: 4:12pm On May 02, 2023
Lol

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