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Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by spikelord(m): 10:41am On Mar 10, 2006
I guess u're goinna give it to me baby nice'n'slow !!!
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by alheri(f): 11:02am On Mar 10, 2006
Wouldnt our kids look divine?
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by tejuoso1(f): 12:21pm On Mar 10, 2006
what do you do in church, as for me i am an usher and i clean the loo sometimes but i make sure i don't forhet gloves cos my mum even says i forget things a lot.
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Thagodfada(m): 1:34pm On Mar 10, 2006
Are those real! ? (pointing to her headlights grin )

How much did you pay for those (still pointing to her headlights wink )

Can i touch 'em (thatz if she hasn't left by then)
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Thagodfada(m): 1:35pm On Mar 10, 2006
I dreamed about you lastnight
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Thagodfada(m): 1:36pm On Mar 10, 2006
I would like to have 11 kids, you know like a good football team
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Thagodfada(m): 1:37pm On Mar 10, 2006
who is your daddy!
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Thagodfada(m): 1:37pm On Mar 10, 2006
no seriously, who is your daddy
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Grizzly(m): 1:45pm On Mar 10, 2006
Do u mean to tell me i've spent all my money on u? (Searches pocket)
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by tejuoso1(f): 1:52pm On Mar 10, 2006
i wish u are not ugly embarassed
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by blablabla(m): 4:50pm On Mar 10, 2006
people, there is nothing under the heavens that cant be said on a date, it all depends on the couple involved and how Hot/crazy/brutally frank they are. there are no rules to dating, absolutely no rules.
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Reba(f): 12:46pm On Mar 16, 2006
I saw James(ex-boy frend) driving another new BMW yesterday.
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Nobody: 8:06pm On Mar 16, 2006
don't put your foot
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by akay47(m): 4:28pm On Mar 29, 2006
Never say "I Love You" all the time.  [b][/b]
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by Sophizzy(f): 8:50pm On Aug 06, 2011
Lolz. @OP: Nice one.
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by BossTtdiamonds(m): 10:59pm On Aug 06, 2011
Man I almost fell off my chair while laughing, grin grin grin grin tongue tongue lipsrsealed
Re: Things Not To Say On A Date by tope3x(m): 6:55am On Aug 27, 2011
Dont say i want to FART ( MESS ) on a 1st date, grin tongue

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