Bread and fanta

Bugs.

Weed pill.

Bleep 39 times per month.

PHAT

Good crace.

Beauty is the only thing that time cannot harm.

Sring.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.

Journalism.

If you can’t think of an enlightened person positively, don’t think of them at all

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.

If you cannot write well, you cannot think well; if you cannot think well, others will do your thinking for you.

General education.

I have no objection to anyone's sex life as long as they don't practice it in the street and frighten the horses.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.

Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.

Enlightenment is the absence of personal self.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.

Jambhala.

SI SHA CO MA PA

If people were meant to be nude, they would have been born this way.

“Different people call on [God] by different names: some as Allah, some as God, and others as Krishna, Siva, and Brahman. It is like the water in a lake. Some drink it at one place and call it ‘jal’, others at another place and call it ‘pani’, and still others at a third place and call it ‘water’

-Sri ramakrishna

Bob is risky.

The mudras.

Memorization.

Om

Sip water.