Kevineleven:
Husband: Good morning honey, I called this meeting to inform you officially, that my new wife will be joining us in a couple of days.

Wife: what!

Husband: please choose your next words carefully for anything you say next, might be used against you in sending to your father's House.

Wife: You are joking right?

Husband: why would I joke about such a thing, do you know me to be a joker?

Wife (tears in eyes): how could you do this to me, how long has this been going on?

Husband: for over two years

Wife: oh my God, I have been a fool to think that you are different.

Husband: Yes you are a fool especially today.

Wife: wait what do you mean by especially today?

Husband: Because today is 1st of April, you are an April fool.

Wife ( laughs in the midst of tears): oh my God, you almost gave me a heart attack.

Hugs
Husband: I love you Darling

The end.

WeirdAlien:
You guys don't understand simple things.
Alice changed her name to Ruth after baptism during marriage counselling.

MuslimIgbo:
BEAUTIFUL!

This is the way it should go
BROTHERHOOD IS PROUD OF YOU.

It's possible he found out that Alice:

- Is a whórë with bodycount figure greater than her age

- Has done abortions before

- Has dated married men before

- Has a child out of wedlock or has been married before

OR AT LEAST, ALICE CHEATED ON HIM DURING THEIR COURTSHIP.

IN THIS ERA, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR EVERY SANE MAN TO DO A THOROUGH INVESTIGATION ON THE PAST OF THEIR GIRL BEFORE PUTTING A RING ON HER. THE EVIL SOME OF THIS GIRL HAS DONE IN THE PAST CAN CAUSE WORLD WAR 3.

NEVER TRUST A BÎTÇH FOR WHAT SHE SAYS, ESPECIALLY IF SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN.

Lawly:


So much bile against our ladies. Please also tell us what men are capable of doing which obviously are far worst than girls do. All those people that do all what you listed by girls, are they not men? Please free our ladies. You are one of those that feel and behave like women are properties to be owned.

MuslimIgbo:

Which of the listed crimes are you guilty of?
Are you proud of yourself?
Do you deserve a good partner?

Lawly:


Looking at ur moniker, I don't need to banter with someone who is confused for life

MuslimIgbo:

Hey wu
How has this answered the questions and the guilty conscience in your heart?