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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Laple0541(m): 6:56pm On Sep 08, 2023
SonOfHercules:
Today I went for job interview just to find out it was gnld. Oboy I no fit cry.
After spending over 1k for transport.

You for curse dem before you comot from d place!

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by dododawa1: 7:01pm On Sep 08, 2023
GBAGADA axis.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by dododawa1: 7:02pm On Sep 08, 2023
ChristianMuslim:
The day i enter their trap ehn, immediately I realise, i deceive the guy come bus stop, disarm all him pocket, give am better slap, the guy run enter their estate, e wan go call him other brainwasher. I enter yaba bus from that gbagada bus stop swear for their mama
LOL

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by obembet(f): 7:02pm On Sep 08, 2023
SonOfHercules:
I no fit cry oooo. No be only yahoo boys wicked ooo. Gnld na better scam. After paying dry cleaner to starch my cloths com still pay 1200 for transport. As the gal dey talk na God go punish you I dey talk for my mind.
Naija no balance ooo.
The gal go see me for Whatsapp.


See as I dey roll for ground 😅😅

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by badboyTee(m): 7:02pm On Sep 08, 2023
[quoteAuthor=Tombrown3 Aopost=125668681]Can someone explain to me what GLND is all about?

Why are people sharing horrible experience about them? [/quote]how old are you first? 🤣they advertise drugs under fallse pretense of making yoouur life better and so on GNLD aka Neo life.

The day those werey sent me job invite I didn't know ontime till I reach Ikeja after spending close to. 2k to locate the venue I called police oo and. They paid my tfare back home 😹

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:02pm On Sep 08, 2023
You have to be careful on any trip you make in this subsidy removal regime.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Testimony1988(m): 7:03pm On Sep 08, 2023
Hahhahahha, that's how they are.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by dododawa1: 7:04pm On Sep 08, 2023
I Y one for Enugu State
That time.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by haphizz57(m): 7:04pm On Sep 08, 2023
E get one GNLD lady i knw bck den. who does Osho-free to convince guys to join

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by dododawa1: 7:05pm On Sep 08, 2023
I Y one. For. Enugu.state
That year.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Tobiaz: 7:07pm On Sep 08, 2023
I've some bitter experienced with them in the past, but Nowadays it seems that they've now changed their system to FHG (acronyms) Fatheoric Global and it's works.

It's now a 2 in 1 business which they will be teaching you digital marketing skills and then will later tell you about GNLD also called Neo life.

Then, after you makes some earning from the the digital skills where they'd be teaching you then they'll later tell you to using part of the funds to investing in Neo Life.

I met some graduates students and some students that, this business is what they've secretly doing without tells anyone except their family members. Since there is no better job out there after NYSC.

It has been a real profitable business organisation these days, based on my reviews and witnessed about them. Tho Neo life is MLM but it's better than Pyramid scheme and Ponzi scheme that are very common online.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Poisonousman: 7:15pm On Sep 08, 2023
Sorry bro .. I had to laugh
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

The caption funny

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by RecentHistory: 7:15pm On Sep 08, 2023
jamesversion:

She fine? grin

This one na werey

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by toluxe0075: 7:16pm On Sep 08, 2023
Tobiaz:
I've some bitter experienced with them in the past, but Nowadays it seems that they've now changed their system to FHG (acronyms) Fatheoric Global and it's works.

It's now a 2 in 1 business which they will be teaching you digital marketing skills and then will later tell you about GNLD also called Neo life.

Then, after you makes some earning from the the digital skills where they'd be teaching you then they'll later tell you to using part of the funds to investing in Neo Life.

I met some graduates students and some students that, this business is what they've secretly doing without tells anyone except their family members. Since there is no better job out there after NYSC.

It has been a real profitable business organisation these days, based on my reviews and witnessed about them. Tho Neo life is MLM but it's better than Pyramid scheme and Ponzi scheme that are very common online.





You dey part of FHG. No Dey disguise 😁

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by dultmax(m): 7:22pm On Sep 08, 2023
My experiences with them will make you laugh 😂


I was in Ibadan when i got the Job invite in lag, shishi no dey my hand. I asked my Dad for some money… he said he can only afford 2k… 1500 will take me there so I collected it. I believe the interview will be positive…

I entered “sole” from ibadan… managed reached there with 1200.. i was scattered cos i was almost late.. Lagos traffic was a bad thing

Some were by the staircase telling me to toil in my shirt properly… 😂😂

Omo….

Naso dem start with warren buffet and bill gates….

I dey cry inside… con dey think of how i go get transport back to Ibadan

Omo….
Dem still catch me again

😂😂😂😂

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by oweniwe(m): 7:34pm On Sep 08, 2023
ChristianMuslim:
The day i enter their trap ehn, immediately I realise, i deceive the guy come bus stop, disarm all him pocket, give am better slap, the guy run enter their estate, e wan go call him other brainwasher. I enter yaba bus from that gbagada bus stop swear for their mama

Gbagada bus stop.... Along that 8 lane expressway...... If I become the president, the first thing I will do is to demolish that place cry

Bloody motherfukers angry

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Aliou007(m): 7:34pm On Sep 08, 2023
You dey mad o 😂😂😂😂😂
jamesversion:


She fine? grin

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Alwaysdesign: 7:36pm On Sep 08, 2023
Revolution2022:
You know do findings for internet?Which phone you dey use?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Cantonese: 7:39pm On Sep 08, 2023
Hahahahahahaha.

Dem don teach you how to trek?
What about how to lie about products?

If you venture enter, the owu wey go hold you no go get forgiveness.

The boy cleaning my compound joined GNLD. English e no sabi speak. See teeth na wahala. See eye get issue. E come market to me. He told me how the thing would give pure white teeth and very clear eyes. I asked him why he’s had not been done seeing that he was marketing for them. He defended with one story. Not too long after he told me that he had become an assistant director and was getting ready to go to Dubai.

As we dey talk now na village e dey since.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by BinamRex: 7:39pm On Sep 08, 2023
scoobyblogspot:


GNLD.. may God punish those werey

Amen🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Cantonese: 7:40pm On Sep 08, 2023
dultmax:
My experiences with them will make you laugh 😂


I was in Ibadan when i got the Job invite in lag, shishi no dey my hand. I asked my Dad for some money… he said he can only afford 2k… 1500 will take me there so I collected it. I believe the interview will be positive…

I entered “sole” from ibadan… managed reached there with 1200.. i was scattered cos i was almost late.. Lagos traffic was a bad thing

Some were by the staircase telling me to toil in my shirt properly… 😂😂

Omo….

Naso dem start with warren buffet and bill gates….

I dey cry inside… con dey think of how i go get transport back to Ibadan

Omo….
Dem still catch me again

😂😂😂😂

Bro I no fit laugh finish.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Bodexinvest: 7:41pm On Sep 08, 2023
They are still in business o.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by mayorofyentown(m): 7:53pm On Sep 08, 2023
na wetin them do me 2016. after i trek go the 1st day them say interview dn finish d 2nd day them make me do fasting untop tp way i waste. i no fit vex.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by doneback04: 7:59pm On Sep 08, 2023
SonOfHercules:
Today I went for job interview just to find out it was gnld. Oboy I no fit cry.
After spending over 1k for transport.

. grin grin grin grin you can over smart them ooo this people you go fall for them anyhow, this was where I lost all my savings from

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Ibelearner: 7:59pm On Sep 08, 2023
grin grin grin this people and MTN. I no know who popular pass grin grin. Everywhere you Go

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by jelinco1982(m): 7:59pm On Sep 08, 2023
Op are you sure is GNLD? I thought they were dead.

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by omojeesu(m): 8:11pm On Sep 08, 2023
What exactly is wrong with gnld?

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Uchedizzy(f): 8:17pm On Sep 08, 2023
I can relate

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Tobiaz: 8:28pm On Sep 08, 2023
toluxe0075:

You dey part of FHG. No Dey disguise 😁
My younger brother have been doing it while he's still schooling and ThankGod he didn't disturb me or our parents for school fees or any money again

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by Rumundele(m): 8:33pm On Sep 08, 2023
I have never patronised them but i heard their products works very well.
Really surprise with all these comments

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by pocom35: 8:34pm On Sep 08, 2023
Cantonese:
Hahahahahahaha.

Dem don teach you how to trek?
What about how to lie about products?

If you venture enter, the owu wey go hold you no go get forgiveness. grin

The boy cleaning my compound joined GNLD. English e no sabi speak. See teeth na wahala. See eye get issue. E come market to me. He told me how the thing would give pure white teeth and very clear eyes. I asked him why he’s had not been done seeing that he was marketing for them. He defended with one story. Not too long after he told me that he had become an assistant director and was getting ready to go to Dubai.

As we dey talk now na village e dey since.
Fucck grin grin grin

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Re: Gnld Don Finally Catch Me. by kingjoe(m): 8:35pm On Sep 08, 2023
omojeesu:
What exactly is wrong with gnld?
They send people on mission impossible!! To be selling drugs in capsules that can cure virtually everything at a very exorbitant price . with the promise of paying you a very high commission that will make you richer than dangote in few years.
Train people to convince people to buy these drugs thatl in my opinion are just supplements and vitamins.well packaged and sealed.
Mostly unemployed or underemployed are the rate of unemployment in Nigeria is high are victims as they don't really tell them the truth when advertising.

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