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Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by omo_to_dun2: 8:02pm On Oct 24, 2011
cyclops4real:

lol well na as i see am i talk am
Sharrap there! I have checked out your profile; aside from the measly two or three PHP boilerplate code that you have posted, how have you helped anyone on NL?
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by goon: 8:38pm On Oct 24, 2011
@OP,Which of dese programmers do u code better than, even in d php u claim 2 have learnt; omotodun,beaf,slyrox,webdezzi,blacksta,fayimora,dhtml,yawatide,worldbest,pc guru,dual core,donpuzo,Mobinga and lojik?
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by cyclops4real: 9:40pm On Oct 24, 2011
ọmọ_tó_dùn:

Sharrap there! I have checked out your profile; aside from the measly two or three PHP boilerplate code that you have posted, how have you helped anyone on NL?
mumu na people like u dem dey talk about illi with a lot of terate
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by cyclops4real: 9:46pm On Oct 24, 2011
Mobinga:

@OP

PleaseDie("cyclops4real"wink; 

before i do that i love to pay u a visit f ur gf or wf f ur sis f ur dog f ur mum f u and incase u dont know f stands for fuk wink
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by pc guru(m): 9:59pm On Oct 24, 2011
@cyclops personally i don't usually like dispute in the programming section, i personally have answered and sent email to people sending them answers to their solution or even given advices that will enable them solve their issue, like the likes of dhtml and others even worldbest. i think its unfair to categorize the whole group just because of some selected people. besides the Webmaster answers people even the Programming section does most are usually sent to the person's personal mail. if u needed help its easier asking than bashing people, just saying i think. thats all i have to say i will help anyone i can while i can.
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by goon: 8:06am On Oct 25, 2011
cyclops4real:

mumu na people like u dem dey talk about illi with a lot of terate
@OP, Itz obvious dat u are trying 2 console urself over ur inability 2 code, I guess, u were referring to omotodun in ur useless post, but guess what, I can bet my LIFE on d fact dat u can't code in any language better than omotodun. Even in d php u claim 2 be good, Y omotodun claims 2 be a newbie in web technologies, he still codes it better dan U. At least, he has amebopost to show 4 it, So watz ur silly point. How many programming challenges have U solved on this site sef?, Plz OP just shutup so u dnt kip on embarrasing urself. @omotodun, plz pardon his ignorance, he is just looking 4 cheap sympathy,
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by *dhtml(m): 8:22am On Oct 25, 2011
Dis thread is getting funnier by the day. . .
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by *dhtml(m): 8:38am On Oct 25, 2011
cyclops4real:

before i do that i love to pay u a visit f your gf or wf f your sis f your dog f your mum f u and incase u dont know f stands for fuk wink
Ewa, since when did our mums/gf/wf/sis start concerning ourselves with programming?
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Slyr0x(m): 8:49am On Oct 25, 2011
Honestly, I dunno why you guys are wasting your time on this dude.
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Fayimora(m): 5:52pm On Oct 25, 2011
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mikkytrio(m): 11:39am On Oct 26, 2011
omg NL big bosses (Fayimora, ọmọ_tó_dùn, etc) really the blood spilling on this thread aint worth it.
We that have gained from NL and have been of use to others via NL in our different ways should not pop punches with a name am just getting to see for the first time on the programming section.
Please, sanity has been lost over a/some sentence(s) that do/does not worth the fight or enregy being wasted here.
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by cyclops4real: 1:35pm On Oct 26, 2011
Slyr0x:

Honestly, I dunno why you guys are wasting your time on this dude.
i wonder y u wasted time posting
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 8:22pm On Oct 26, 2011
cyclops4real:

i wonder y u wasted time posting

enough said! even if the admin aint got power to stop this temper tantrum, i tink i can.
we are all fake coders here, i repeat all fake coders, I, me, whatsoever u call me, i can't even write a simple hello world program
beaf, mobinga, and omo_to_dun cannot even solve arrays.
dhtml, fayimora aint even heard of the fibonacci sequence,

now, cyclops4real, you are the "best programmer" on NL, but at least prove to us:
pls solve the FaceBook FaceBull puzzle, prove yourself
http://www.facebook.com/careers/puzzles.php?puzzle_id=1

or forever shut your tr.ap!
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by *dhtml(m): 9:15pm On Oct 26, 2011
Please waht is fibonaccci seq please? cyclops?
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by cyclops4real: 1:09am On Oct 27, 2011
aya
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by *dhtml(m): 6:04am On Oct 27, 2011
Thanks Jare. Now i am more enlightened.
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 12:32pm On Oct 27, 2011
we can finally breathe, init?

thanks y'all

and d award for the best programmer on NL, goes to "cyclops4real"

, thunderous applause! mtscheeew
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by Slyr0x(m): 2:56pm On Oct 27, 2011
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 4:40pm On Oct 27, 2011
cutttttttttt lol

Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by cyclops4real: 7:01pm On Oct 27, 2011
mxxpunkxx:

we can finally breathe, init?

thanks y'all

and d award for the best programmer on NL, goes to "cyclops4real"

, thunderous applause! mtscheeew

thunderous applause 2 u 2 mxxpunkxx! mtscheeew
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by naija_swag: 10:14pm On Oct 27, 2011
mxxpunkxx:

enough said! even if the admin aint got power to stop this temper tantrum, i tink i can.
we are all fake coders here, i repeat all fake coders, I, me, whatsoever u call me, i can't even write a simple hello world program
beaf, mobinga, and omo_to_dun cannot even solve arrays.
dhtml, fayimora aint even heard of the fibonacci sequence,

now, cyclops4real, you are the "best programmer" on NL, but at least prove to us:
pls solve the FaceBook FaceBull puzzle, prove yourself
http://www.facebook.com/careers/puzzles.php?puzzle_id=1

or forever shut your tr.ap!


as if you have solved the 15 other puzzles apart from hoppity,meep! meep!,liar liar and breathlazeyer,  cool
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by cyclops4real: 11:49pm On Oct 27, 2011
naija_swag:


as if you have solved the 15 other puzzles apart from hoppity,meep! meep!,liar liar and breathlazeyer,  cool



mxxpunkxx:

enough said! even if the admin aint got power to stop this temper tantrum, i tink i can.
we are all fake coders here, i repeat all fake coders, I, me, whatsoever u call me, i can't even write a simple hello world program
beaf, mobinga, and omo_to_dun cannot even solve arrays.
dhtml, fayimora aint even heard of the fibonacci sequence,

now, cyclops4real, you are the "best programmer" on NL, but at least prove to us:
pls solve the FaceBook FaceBull puzzle, prove yourself
http://www.facebook.com/careers/puzzles.php?puzzle_id=1

or forever shut your tr.ap!
wud love to say the same about ur trap but u aint got any
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by *dhtml(m): 5:48am On Oct 28, 2011
Let me get a drink (brb)
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 7:12pm On Oct 28, 2011
@naija_swag
u're getting me wrong ., . .  re-read my post. where in d world did i say i solved 'em puzzles

cyclops4real:

wud love to say the same about your trap but u aint got any
we all got traps, buh yours' d widest av ever seen . . .  u claimed no [b]real [/b]programmers were on NL, so i gave the championship title to you and asked you to defend it by solving the puzzles . . . kapish!!

*dhtml:

Let me get a drink (brb)

make i come join u abeg,,,,,, ret*rded kids on the loose, way too much in here ***phew***
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by *dhtml(m): 12:07am On Oct 29, 2011
Thunder fire your mango head No, that was for another thread.

Otio, no kapish anything here - are you a programmer or not senor punk?

*Finished the drink already*
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by *dhtml(m): 12:14am On Oct 29, 2011
@mxxpunkxx, please what does "viva la revolution" mean? since i saw it on the site you posted.
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 3:23pm On Oct 29, 2011
*dhtml:

@mxxpunkxx, please what does "viva la revolution" mean? since i saw it on the site you posted.


LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION !!!

but on which site ??
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 3:24pm On Oct 29, 2011
*dhtml:

Thunder fire your mango head No, that was for another thread.

Otio, no kapish anything here - are you a programmer or not senor punk?

*Finished the drink already*

AM NOT grin grin grin grin
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by *dhtml(m): 4:49pm On Oct 29, 2011
mxxpunkxx:

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION !!!

but on which site ??
I know, i speak and write spanish. I meant what revolution are you talking about in particular?
The meaning is lost on me. . .
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 7:31pm On Oct 29, 2011
*dhtml:

I know, i speak and write spanish. I meant what revolution are you talking about in particular?
The meaning is lost on me. . .

you could as well paste the post here

cos am more lost . than u ar
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by *dhtml(m): 8:33pm On Oct 29, 2011
Sorry, mixup - was posting on the wrong thread - maybe i was hungry then.
Re: No Programmers In Nairaland by mxxpunkxx: 12:22am On Oct 30, 2011
i go flog u ohhhhhhh

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