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Masturbation Vs Reality by Nobody: 7:51am On Oct 14, 2023
Masturbation is a topic that has been over flogged across boards...Some people would say masturbation is bad but have you been able to prove the aftermath?

I read this topic from the main thread and would love you to read it too https://nairaland.com/7875678/why-continue-indulge-masturbation

Whatever rocks your boat about masturbation, do it, as far as it doesn't break the law.

The law has nothing against masturbation but the day you'll try to pressure a babe and Bleep her because you're Hot and if she report you that you raped her and the hospital or police confirmed that you penetrated her Toto, sorry is your name because you're going to jail and that means you've let down your family.

I'll advise you that when you're Hot, make sure you masturbate so that the session can pass away...It won't take anything out of you.

If you have a babe and you Bleep her, she may get pregnant and you know the state of the economy Nigeria is in right now...The cost of pampers and baby food has skyrocketed or you want to use pap to feed your baby?

If you're Hot and you don't have a babe and decide to patronise a hooker, prostitute or olosho, I assure you, something might go wrong one day and that might endanger your personality or life (don't forget the story of that Kwara hotelier who was tied by two babes from Kwara Polytechnic in a BDSM and they finally killed him because of his hunger for sex).

If you have been bleeping them successfully, you're frigging damn lucky but don't forget, one day, something negative may happen because most of these easy virtue babes have ulterior motives if you try to be smart with them, they'll set you up.

Furthermore, don't forget that there are hordes of STIs or STDs hovering everywhere.

I'll advise you, kindly use your Vaseline to self-service yourself to great cuums and satisfaction...Don't mind those religious bigots ill-advising you not to engage yourself in masturbation (those pastors are greatest masturbators in secret).

Religion is the opium of the society....The western world who brought religion into Africa are the greatest masturbators and they're all laughing at you blacks for carrying their religious holabulu on top of your heads ...Our scamming pastors are just using it to cash out.

Once more, keep wanking.

Click like if you agree or share if you disagree.

#VaselineCrew

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Carcholce: 8:31am On Oct 14, 2023
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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Berrityga: 8:40am On Oct 14, 2023
Nothing wrong with masturbating.

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Newdawn30: 3:25pm On Oct 14, 2023
Lol, "keep wanking" that was funny, when I read it
Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by AlphaHakimi: 5:12pm On Oct 14, 2023
Just like the urge for food, or water, there is also an urge for sex. It's completely natural. Women are actually the ones who preach this gospel of No masturbation. They do this because they understand that it is very difficult to manipulate a man that is not horn.y

As a man, your body constantly produces sperm and when these sperm cells accumulate in your body, it leads to sexual urge. For Women, they generally experience more sexual urge during ovulation because that is the period they are most fertile.

Men, have you noticed that after having sex with a lady, you automatically find them not attractive anymore?. This is because you have released the major factor that made them attractive in your eyes.

Masturbation boosts confidence. Once a woman knows you don't actually care about having sex with her, she becomes naturally attracted to you.

Having said that, when a woman is billing you, just go and masturbate and you will discover that you wount fall for their manipulation.

This is why most prostitutes or hookopians always demand for their money BEFORE they have sex with you because they know that you may not want to pay them after sex.

My aim is to liberate men. Follow my teachings and advice and you will be glad you did.

Shalom.

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Haljardon(m): 5:26pm On Oct 14, 2023
Yes Your justification Maybe Right....

But Masturbation Doesn't Have the Real Element Normal Sex Give.....

Masturbation Doesn't Build Self confidence...

Let me Explain...

Masturbation is Easier to Achieve than Wooing a Lady and Winning her Labia's Right.

But Being a Man is All about the Hard Stuff... The Most rewarding Adventures are the Most Riskiest.. Easy Things Bring Lesser Rewards

That's Why lesser Men Furgg their hand sand Stronger Men who Knows the Game ...

Fuggs the Red Viscous Pusee


Self-confidence Usually Sterm Up From Going Through Hard Times or stuff and Coming out victorious....

Just as a Student Reading Hard to get an A will definitely have a Greater Confidence than the one Who Cheat to Get An A

If You Wanna Cum , Go and Fugg a Pusee from a (Game) Woman.....

And there are Ways to Do this that won't lead to Confrontation or Rape Assaults.....

Not all Beautiful Woman will Fall For Your Charms , But Some Will... Just Win the Ones You can Attract...

Masturbation Is a Cheat, It's Not Your Hand That Satisfies, But the Hands Of another.....

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Awesome05: 6:02pm On Oct 14, 2023
Let's just say masturbation is a form of escapism.

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by BlackhatMentor: 7:47pm On Oct 14, 2023
I dare anyone here to show me evidence anywhere on the internet or in real life that masturbation made anyone impotent or backwards in life.


Fact is, Masturbation is 1000000 times better than having sex with random girls in every metric you can think of


_Horny men with high libido should embrace wanking not sleeping around.

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Disruptor: 9:01pm On Oct 14, 2023
OK bro, CONTINUE.

As a Matter of fact, you can do it daily, thrice on weekends.

Time would always be the judge.

I was a masturbator for over 5 years, and the side effects I experienced from it was damn terrible.

I'm not a religious person, neither am I an hypocrite, so if I'm saying this, it's from a first hand experience.

Everyone would have thier own time of realization, however I will tell you,

I'd better stay celibate, I FACT I'd rather cut off my dick than go back to that SHIT called MASTURBATION.

That shit wrecks the mind. Like I can literally know a masturbator from the way they talk, their body language, writing, etc. It will show to a self aware person even without you knowing.

There are levels to addiction, MASTURBATION and smoking are one of the worst.

Work on yourself, develop your purpose, Have damn self control, and upgrade your lifestyle slowly.

Trust me, you will attract enough to pus smash, no cap.

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by izonborn098(m): 9:37pm On Oct 14, 2023
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AlphaHakimi:
Just like the urge for food, or water, there is also an urge for sex. It's completely natural. Women are actually the ones who preach this gospel of No masturbation. They do this because they understand that it is very difficult to manipulate a man that is not horn.y

As a man, your body constantly produces sperm and when these sperm cells accumulate in your body, it leads to sexual urge. For Women, they generally experience more sexual urge during ovulation because that is the period they are most fertile.

Men, have you noticed that after having sex with a lady, you automatically find them not attractive anymore?. This is because you have released the major factor that made them attractive in your eyes.

Masturbation boosts confidence. Once a woman knows you don't actually care about having sex with her, she becomes naturally attracted to you.

Having said that, when a woman is billing you,

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by mischief003: 11:25pm On Oct 14, 2023
Masturbating comes with side effects that may affect you later in life.๐Ÿ˜‰
Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by mischief003: 11:27pm On Oct 14, 2023
Masturbation comes with side effects that may affect you later in life.๐Ÿ˜‰
Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Evolutionism: 11:28pm On Oct 14, 2023
Eventually More People are now waking Up!!!

The Government Agencies, The Female Gender, Religion Apologists, Ruthless Demon Capitalists who wants to keep you in ignorance and poverty forever are extremely worried lol.

It's just a matter of time.

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Quality20(m): 10:23am On Oct 15, 2023
I think they are the same thing or is there any difference BTW fornication n mastubation. Both of u are sinners
Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by C2Ok: 10:31am On Oct 15, 2023
Wolf of Wall Street gave me a different perspective about Masturbation ๐Ÿ‘€
Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by captaininiobong(m): 3:39pm On Oct 15, 2023
Quality20:
I think they are the same thing or is there any difference BTW fornication n mastubation. Both of u are sinners

Remove sinners from the matter bro, it's natural to have urge. Or will you agree is sinful to have urge?

I don't support fornication because it has its own too.
Masturbating also has its own too.

The best is to get engaged in something that will wild your time. And also socialize, if you have an understanding woman, you guys can sort yourself but don't cheat her by jumping on random ladies.

Everything in life that is very addictive also has high consequences. I use to vary mine and ensure I don't do them too much or possibly cheat some of the urges.

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Dexy4yah(m): 4:17pm On Oct 15, 2023
I pray God to open your eyes so that you will see the spiritual implications of what you are into.

I know you have accepted defeat because you have tried to stop it but to no avail.

Deep inside you... you hate that sh**t but you just can't stop it. It's addiction and God will deliver you
Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by abba190: 4:32pm On Oct 15, 2023
i always wonder how people are depending masturbation despite its countless side effects
if u masturbation regurlarly it will mess up your mind to the extent that u can fail to have erection when u go for real sex. it happened to me the girl naked infront of me nd i couldnt get erection the moment she left i brought my phone downloaded porn and boom it was erect like an iroko tree.
if you are a young person and masturbate regularly you will notice backwardness in your life u will see ur mates excelling nd all u do is put ur hands down there and self-service.
if you masturbate your mind will concentrate on new variety of porns to use for self service instead of thinking of ways to improve your life.
masturbation kills motivation and confidence whenever i stop this shit for somedays i feel more confidence and motivated to try new things
when you masturbate you cant easily aproach girls confidently and shoot your shot, your mind will tell u to ignore them because u can easily log into pornhub and jerk it off.
the only important of masturbation is self control if u masturbate i doubt there is any girl that can manipulate u and make u do simpul things. i remember when i stopped masturbation for 32days i was Hot and one small girl of 18years of age duped me my hard earned 20k. masturbation is evil. masturbation is for losers.

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by tochez24(m): 4:48pm On Oct 15, 2023
AlphaHakimi:
Just like the urge for food, or water, there is also an urge for sex. It's completely natural. Women are actually the ones who preach this gospel of No masturbation. They do this because they understand that it is very difficult to manipulate a man that is not horn.y

As a man, your body constantly produces sperm and when these sperm cells accumulate in your body, it leads to sexual urge. For Women, they generally experience more sexual urge during ovulation because that is the period they are most fertile.

Men, have you noticed that after having sex with a lady, you automatically find them not attractive anymore?. This is because you have released the major factor that made them attractive in your eyes.

Masturbation boosts confidence. Once a woman knows you don't actually care about having sex with her, she becomes naturally attracted to you.

Having said that, when a woman is billing you, just go and masturbate and you will discover that you wount fall for their manipulation.

This is why most prostitutes or hookopians always demand for their money BEFORE they have sex with you because they know that you may not want to pay them after sex.

My aim is to liberate men. Follow my teachings and advice and you will be glad you did.

Shalom.


You're are one of the very few smart fellows that i have seen here so far unlike many thousands of members on Nairaland๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Babaalajo(m): 5:11pm On Oct 15, 2023
abba190:
i always wonder how people are depending masturbation despite its countless side effects
if u masturbation regurlarly it will mess up your mind to the extent that u can fail to have erection when u go for real sex. it happened to me the girl naked infront of me nd i couldnt get erection the moment she left i brought my phone downloaded porn and boom it was erect like an iroko tree.
if you are a young person and masturbate regularly you will notice backwardness in your life u will see ur mates excelling nd all u do is put ur hands down there and self-service.
if you masturbate your mind will concentrate on new variety of porns to use for self service instead of thinking of ways to improve your life.
masturbation kills motivation and confidence whenever i stop this shit for somedays i feel more confidence and motivated to try new things
when you masturbate you cant easily aproach girls confidently and shoot your shot, your mind will tell u to ignore them because u can easily log into pornhub and jerk it off.
the only important of masturbation is self control if u masturbate i doubt there is any girl that can manipulate u and make u do simpul things. i remember when i stopped masturbation for 32days i was Hot and one small girl of 18years of age duped me my hard earned 20k. masturbation is evil. masturbation is for losers.
if you truly watch porn and have erection there is no way you won't have erection if you see a girl unclothedness unless you hate the girl already, I'm not saying masturbation is good but it's not as bad as people do talk about it ...some things are worse than masturbation but people don't talk about it

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by abba190: 5:34pm On Oct 15, 2023
Babaalajo:
if you truly watch porn and have erection there is no way you won't have erection if you see a girl unclothedness unless you hate the girl already, I'm not saying masturbation is good but it's not as bad as people do talk about it ...some things are worse than masturbation but people don't talk about it
she even rub it with her hands the thing refuse to erect but when she left it did. it happened to me im not lying
Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Disruptor: 10:44pm On Oct 16, 2023
abba190:
she even rub it with her hands the thing refuse to erect but when she left it did. it happened to me im not lying
They won't understand bro

This shit has happened to me severally before.
I was with this girl, fully stack naked, I dey rub, dey beg my D to stand, for where?

Till I gave up, for the whole DAMN night.

Omo till the last experience, I personally swore to myself that I'd stop masturbation, stop everything for like 2 to 3 months. I started regaining my confidence back small, and stance.

My life was almost WRECKED.

I always feel damn empty anytime I do it.
Unlike sex that you can finish and still get excited to go out and do SOME shit, after masturbation you literally feel like doing no shit. No drive, no motivation.

Just took the easy way out, for what? Like what? A fkin COWARD.

Defeated by life, he did was SLAVES did, service themselves because they can't GET anyone to, and too addicted to it, they turn it to their philosophy. Thier BELIEF.
Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by MegaPlayBoy: 8:19am On Oct 17, 2023
Disruptor:

They won't understand bro

This shit has happened to me severally before.
I was with this girl, fully stack naked, I dey rub, dey beg my D to stand, for where?

Till I gave up, for the whole DAMN night.

Omo till the last experience, I personally swore to myself that I'd stop masturbation, stop everything for like 2 to 3 months. I started regaining my confidence back small, and stance.

My life was almost WRECKED.

I always feel damn empty anytime I do it.
Unlike sex that you can finish and still get excited to go out and do SOME shit, after masturbation you literally feel like doing no shit. No drive, no motivation.

Just took the easy way out, for what? Like what? A fkin COWARD.

Defeated by life, he did was SLAVES did, service themselves because they can't GET anyone to, and too addicted to it, they turn it to their philosophy. Thier BELIEF.
grin
Emotional reply as always
Masturbation has its pros and cons.
So does real sex.
Some of y'all don't want to even think it has benefits. Once you see someone with such opinion, you start to attempt shaming tactics, just like this one.
Wetin be cowardice for here? Man way go brothel, pay for olosho... Is he a brave man or is he a coward? He got real sex na, but did the take the hard way or the easy way out?? (According to you)
Or was he a "brave" man by going to a brothel?
Again, every way (even patronising olosho) get benefits and drawbacks
Stop saying rubbish whilst thinking you're saying something relevant because you feel you're better than others cause they do things differently
I jerk it at least once and at most 2x every 2 or 3 weeks on weekends. Nothing do me

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Itohanmiwa: 4:35pm On Oct 17, 2023
I really laugh at guys who fall for this shit. Ok letโ€™s keep spirituality aside, can u compare a medical student to a professional doctor? Nothing is as good as the real thing and besides it boasts ur confidence when you do it with a real woman all of these feelings masturbqtion shortcuts with the end result. It drains you mentally and is the number cause of shrinking dicks most men now have xperience and also premature ejaculation. Focus on other well meaning things like God, body fitness, skills to earn in dollars. Instead of wasting up urself spilling ur see shamelessly.
Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by Disruptor: 10:15pm On Oct 19, 2023
MegaPlayBoy:

grin
Emotional reply as always
Masturbation has its pros and cons.
So does real sex.
Some of y'all don't want to even think it has benefits. Once you see someone with such opinion, you start to attempt shaming tactics, just like this one.
Wetin be cowardice for here? Man way go brothel, pay for olosho... Is he a brave man or is he a coward? He got real sex na, but did the take the hard way or the easy way out?? (According to you)
Or was he a "brave" man by going to a brothel?
Again, every way (even patronising olosho) get benefits and drawbacks
Stop saying rubbish whilst thinking you're saying something relevant because you feel you're better than others cause they do things differently
I jerk it at least once and at most 2x every 2 or 3 weeks on weekends. Nothing do me

Who talked about going to brothels?
I've never visited that shit ever in my life.

They are still same form of addiction, smoking, drinking etc.

Pros and cons of masturbation? What are the pros? No infection? Don't you have access to protection?
No expenses? Who told you to fk any girl you need to spend money?

I've never spent on any girl ever to fk, but I spend to take care of myself.

I also go on monk mode.

Anytime there's no girl, go sleep or get productive.
That's the essence of self control, life is not all about sex and jerking off, you are still in your phallic state.

Anyway I'm not forcing my reality on you, you can do whatever you want man.

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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by NoahHadNoArk: 6:36pm On Dec 14, 2023
Drop your email or WhatsApp me, need a word
Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by carl90(m): 7:43pm On Dec 14, 2023
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Re: Masturbation Vs Reality by GOFRONT(m): 7:52pm On Dec 14, 2023
Masturbation is sweet sha!!!........Especially when my crush flash me those white panties she put on

Thanks to my Fressia vaseline and Petroleum jelly.

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