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How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by MrCork: 7:00pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
Please advise! (No oofencse) 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by Sulele04(m): 7:00pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
Ode |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by Donbunchis: 7:07pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
Target the beast with weapons or deadly blows on the eye. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by illicit(m): 7:09pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
Target it's eyes and stay out of it's tail's reach The tail is a big blade U can't let the jaw open no matter how hard u try, just focus on the eyes, it will let go |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by Nobody: 7:16pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
Stand still like a statue until it passes by. 1 Like |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by dkidd: 7:20pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
Show the crock ur fat bouncy stomach... Thank me later |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by kozmicity: 7:21pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
MrCork: Welcome back chief. Where have you been hiding? |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by kozmicity: 7:24pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
MrCork: Bite it back. Preferably on the tongue. There's a technique to it. If you require further advice, lemme know. |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by sltn(m): 7:46pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
Fvck where have you been MrCork |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by ruggedboych: 7:57pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
As your name implies, just give am your cork for a hot Mouth Action and it will free you 2 Likes |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by MrCork: 11:37pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
Samantha124: WOW...Great idea. .stand still when hungry crocodile is strolling towards u.i will try this next time !! |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by dontrulee: 11:43pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
Deliver a great blow to the eyes, the eyes is a crocodile's weak point. Or if you are trapped in it's jaw, press deep within the jaw and depress the soft palate, it suffocates them and they'll let you alone. |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by BitterTruth01: 5:47am On Nov 09, 2023 |
MrCork: Ask the ladies . Or what kind of crocodile are you really referring to ? |
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by okoroemeka(m): 5:59am On Nov 09, 2023 |
MrCork:it is in America or were they pet and protect crocodiles is were they attack people,they flee for dear life if they see anybody in Nigeria to aviod going inside pot to know how far |
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