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How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by MrCork: 7:00pm On Nov 08, 2023
Please advise! (No oofencse) angry

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Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by Sulele04(m): 7:00pm On Nov 08, 2023
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Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by Donbunchis: 7:07pm On Nov 08, 2023
Target the beast with weapons or deadly blows on the eye.

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Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by illicit(m): 7:09pm On Nov 08, 2023
Target it's eyes and stay out of it's tail's reach

The tail is a big blade

U can't let the jaw open no matter how hard u try, just focus on the eyes, it will let go
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by Nobody: 7:16pm On Nov 08, 2023
Stand still like a statue until it passes by.

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Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by dkidd: 7:20pm On Nov 08, 2023
Show the crock ur fat bouncy stomach... Thank me later
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by kozmicity: 7:21pm On Nov 08, 2023
MrCork:
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Welcome back chief. Where have you been hiding?
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by kozmicity: 7:24pm On Nov 08, 2023
MrCork:
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Bite it back. Preferably on the tongue.

There's a technique to it. If you require further advice, lemme know.
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by sltn(m): 7:46pm On Nov 08, 2023
Fvck where have you been MrCork
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by ruggedboych: 7:57pm On Nov 08, 2023
As your name implies, just give am your cork for a hot Mouth Action and it will free you

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Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by MrCork: 11:37pm On Nov 08, 2023
Samantha124:
Stand still like a statue until it passes by.


WOW...Great idea.
.stand still when hungry crocodile is strolling towards u.i will try this next time !! smiley
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by dontrulee: 11:43pm On Nov 08, 2023
Deliver a great blow to the eyes, the eyes is a crocodile's weak point.

Or if you are trapped in it's jaw, press deep within the jaw and depress the soft palate, it suffocates them and they'll let you alone.
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by BitterTruth01: 5:47am On Nov 09, 2023
MrCork:
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Ask the ladies .

Or what kind of crocodile are you really referring to ? angry
Re: How To Survive Crocodie Attack!! by okoroemeka(m): 5:59am On Nov 09, 2023
MrCork:
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it is in America or were they pet and protect crocodiles is were they attack people,they flee for dear life if they see anybody in Nigeria to aviod going inside pot to know how far

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