*From Kuje With Love: A Farewell to Hon Edison Ehie by omobabaijebu*

Dear Honorable Edison Ehie,

Greetings from the newly dubbed "Ehie Estate" in Kuje! Yes, the rumors are true – you're officially going to become a resident of Abuja's most exclusive address, Kuje Prison. I thought it's only fair that I pen this love letter to commemorate your relocation.

Now, I must say, it's a bit disheartening to learn about your alleged involvement in turning the State Assembly quarters into a bonfire. Burning down buildings for political reasons? That's some next-level insubordination! It seems your relationship status with the Assembly House and the good people of Rivers State just went from "It's complicated" to "We need some space."

When the news broke, many were playing detective, pointing fingers in your direction. I refrained, thinking, "Nah, not Honorable Edison," but alas, the rumor mill won this round. The burning question on everyone's mind (pun intended): Was it a power tussle? Do you harbor a deep-seated dislike for the speaker? Or perhaps you accidentally misplaced your respect for the people of Rivers State? The plot thickens!

But fear not, dear Honorable, for your recent promotion to Chief of Staff has shed light on the situation. Who knew arsonists could climb the career ladder so swiftly? Congratulations on the promotion – quite the reward for a fiery performance! It seems you were the pawn in a grand chess game to undermine the Assembly and the good folks of Rivers State. Checkmate!

Now, let's talk about your new digs – Kuje Prison. Consider it an upgrade! You'll enjoy the serene surroundings, learn to be a model citizen, and, who knows, maybe even discover a hidden talent for pottery or basket weaving. It's the ultimate correctional center experience, tailor-made for someone of your unique qualifications.

As you settle into your new abode, remember, you're not alone in the Kuje VIP club. You're now rubbing shoulders with the likes of Femi Fani-Kayode, Oliseh Metuh, Nnamdi Kanu, and other distinguished personalities. Welcome to the elite league of those who've had the pleasure of calling Kuje home.

Wishing you all the best in this new chapter of your life, dear Honorable Edison Ehie. May your time in Kuje be as memorable as your political career!

With laughter and best regards,

Omobabaijebu

Nothing will come out of it nah today

COMRADES, does anybody understand the content of this thread? Please help

It seems omobabaijebu is an inmate and is looking forward to having Ehie as co-inmate.
What is concerning is how an inmate was able to put this kind of thing on the Internet
Are phones allowed in Kuje or it's a security lapse

Evil politics has destroyed Nigeria.