Nairalanders pls help with useful informations, 've just been posted 2 Yobe state 2 serve, d place is currently been rocked by Boko Aram. Pls i need suggestions and advice.[color=#000099][/color]

l was wondering if theres any state in Nigeria called 'boko haram' state.

why udey fear to serve ur fada land? i did my 3wks orientation in Yobe state. The orientation camp is in Fika and im sure u gonna enjoy ur stay just that the sun in that state is something else.

As GEJ would say - just pray.

Is it Boko Ram or boko haram am confused here,

thank God u came here! Run now to any ''govt hospital'', beg d doctor to giv u a report statin that u hav a serious ailment! Then go to yobe orientation camp and submit it along wit a written request for u to be redeployed to ur home state. If u nor wan die, just go do wetin i advice u now now! I don serve finish and i am in d best position to advice u guy! Gud luck witout jonathan.

@all: thanks 4 comments.
@Toba: I'll be travelling 4rm Abuja, pls can u give me d break down of how I can get 2 FIKA

@Boyloaf: 10q, I'll do just dat.

Call the priest and buy a coffin. Till we meet to depart no more!

Adieu!!!

@Rhino: I asked 4 help{rather dan offering 1} u r complicating things, what u said is not my portion, I Reject it in Jesus name!

^ Then stay in your home.

What da fuccck is service compare to your life?

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com let me redeploy u b4 u go die dere.who cares if u die servin ur fada land

You mean you sat down and allowed your posting to chance?
on a second thought, you could just be the solution to all this haram thing.
Go and do your thing.

My brother na die you dey go die so oh! Everything is under alarm there is no cause for control oh!

if want to redeploy call me on 070302437521

OP: are you yoruba? Igbo ?

obowunmi:

OP: are you yoruba? Igbo ?

Doesnt matter. Being Yoruba or Igbo is not going to save his azz.

Sanmeid, right away, you need to memorize a few key passages from the Koran, so that you will be ready to recite them to save your skin, should you get caught up in the melee on the night of the burning torches.

While you are at it, you might as well grow a long scraggly Bin Laden beard, so as to look like just another harmless neighborhood fundamentalist.   If that look does not appeal to you, acquire a FALSE beard and have it handy, along with a turban and some prayer beads.

My point: Hausa's prefer Yoruba to Igbos, Igbos in the North own successful businesses and them Bokos get very jealous, If u are yoruba, just go to the mosque and not church, Pretend to be part of them until ur time is over. If ure in rome, act like a roman.