Dear Admin Department (Seun),

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of peace and valuable resources. This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 Installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Application such as “Boys’ Night Our 2.5” and “BBQ 5.3” no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected “Saturday Night 6.3” always fails and “Saturday Shopping 7.1” runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to “Girlfriend 7.0”, but uninstall doesn’t work on this program. Can you please help?

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This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the wife 1.0 programme.
Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT
PROGRAMME. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to Run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back
to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do
this and it is
Impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the programme
files from the
System once it is installed. Some people have tried to
install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even
more problems.

(See manual under Alimony/Child Support and
Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep
it installed
and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.
When any
faults or problems occur, regardless of whatever you
think has
caused them, you must run the C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE
ME.EXE Programme
and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will
freeze the
entire system. It may be necessary to run
C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE
ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the
operating
system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a
very high
maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get
the most out of
it, consider buying additional software such as
"Flowers 2.0"
and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSES 600.0"
or "TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.a0", or even Eating
Out Without
the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child Processing has already
started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install
"Secretary 2.1" (Short
Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood
Version), as these
are not supported Applications for Wife 1.0 and the
system will
almost certainly CRASH.

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I luv ds

sorry.caution sign says;

for better  for worse!