We didn't know that 2: 1 wins would have qualified us - Yobo

"CAN PRESIDENT MY FOOT" obj to christian association of nigerian president of plateau state

We thank the president for bringing Facebook to Nigeria. . . . Forgotten the dude who said that!

And the Award goes to :

We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria, Some dumb hausa politician!

ROTFLMAO

The corps members were destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny - mallam Isa Yaguda, Gov. Bauchi state.

I will win (Rochas Okorocha), and I will win with a very wide margin. . . . Ikedi Ohakim.

slap1:

We thank the president for bringing Facebook to Nigeria. . . . Forgotten the dude who said that!

Did someone actually make this dumb statement? Chai. Which way Nigeria.

Ladoja collects N20M for security vote every month, am I not entitled to that money. . . ? -- Lamidi Adedibu.

afam4eva:

Did someone actually make this dumb statement? Chai. Which way Nigeria.

The Minister of Information, on the launching of GEJ's book, MY FRIENDS AND I.

Umoru are u dead? No sir, am Still alive!!: Phone Conversation between Ex presidents Olusegun Obasanjo and Late Yar dua, during a PDP presidential campaign.

My fellow widows. . . DAME Patience Jonathan.

Anybody that doesn't have up to N1M in his account should go back to the village . . . Barr. Chioma Ohakim.

'My fellow widows, ' - Dame Patience

'We are on top of the situation, They killed us and we killed them' - Yobe CP, when policemen shot ONE Boko Haram guy during the blast that claimed over 100 people.

I will deal with him - Alao Akala

Alao Akala was speaking to journalist after he took over from his former boss, Ladoja.

Let me seize this opportunity to state in clearest possible terms that this administration is resolved to ensure that all those who may have been directly or indirectly responsible for this national tragedy face the full wrath of the law. GEJ {talking to the families of slain corpers}.  Same Gej now saying lay down ur arms, we will be merciful, OMG!. We are still waiting for the list of terrorists and their sponsors oo.

Let me seize this opportunity to state in clearest possible terms that this administration is resolved to ensure that all those who may have been directly or indirectly responsible for this national tragedy face the full wrath of the law. GEJ {talking to the families of slain corpers}.  Same Gej now saying lay down ur arms, we will be merciful, OMG!. We are still waiting for the list of terrorists and their sponsors oo.

The youth corpers that died during the post election crisis, were destined to die. In other words they have fufiled their destiny.                                                                      The most moronic speach making governor in Nigeria's history. ISA YAGUDA

Topic: Ibadan student unrest:

Sir, what do you say about student unrest?

Adelakun "How can they rest? Rest ke? when them go read iwe ti ti ti, then go disco,

Let us pray for criminals to come out and confess - Goofluck Odechukwu Retardeen Jonathan

I'm not a lion, GEJ

"I have never stolen one naira that belongs to this honourable House or the Nigeria for that matter."

"I have not been indicted and want a resolution that if I am guilty, it should not be hidden but if I am not, after 12 years of being in this House, it is only proper to state it" - Patricia Etteh while making an ignominious exit" -- http://allafrica.com/stories/201106030320.html

Funny thread

On behalf of 20million naira i donate these children, patience jonathan

AND THE WINNER IS:

Roland17:

Umoru are u dead? No sir, am Still alive!!: Phone Conversation between Ex presidents Olusegun Obasanjo and Late Yar dua, during a PDP presidential campaign.

;Dthread too funny ooo

We, the PDP, did not win the election (of 2003). I have gone to church to confess. The election had no document. I called the result before 12 midnight. I gave INEC the money and asked them to call the result - Chris Uba

Source: http://www.usafricaonline.com/anambrapolitics.html

Dr9ce:

On behalf of 20million naira i donate these children, patience jonathan

I've laughed out loud, now tell me you're kidding. .

I did not promised any point agender, what I promised was good Governance, GEJ, dis is a diplomatic and welcom statemnt for d dumb, but d dumbest one for d wise , I hope u'll agree wt me dat Mr president is saying indirectly dat we can not hold him accountable on any thing after d end of his tenure ,even wen he fail to put any significant development in place.

"I am highly honoured and privileged to be here. "
"I will never forget this moment in my life",  says a starstruck Grand Commander of Nigeria on reaching the white house

fowl do sweat, the feathers does not allow us to see it. LAM ADESINA formal gov. of oyo state

"If a child fails a class, is he not meant to repeat the class" Chief Gabriel Igbinedion, Esama of Benin.

The igbo people were celebrating yam festival , OBJ reacting to popular protests in the east during his days in office