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How Do You Cope Without Crossing, Do You Have to Wait For Long? by BrokenCondom: 4:01am On Apr 03
Do you know what 200 pounds will do at home? Oboy, konji na legitimate pikin for jand, you must nurse am.


It's lonely at the top but never lonely when your rod is between a warm black hole.
It sucks you in until you bust out your bit. In a world you don't have to pay with all sweat and sweet enough, it is a world of indecency too, where indomie and egg plus malt can get you a submarine that crosses the red sea every now and then. It's a sure thing!

But, that's back at home cry

My japa brethren who left that beautiful world behind and are here without a fleshy blanket, brothers, How una dey cope

Even if you dey make 400 pounds per day, can you use 200 just to cross the red sea? For one way ticket?
Immediately your isrealis cross into into a tube, sope otilo. 200 is gone, live in uk without bae easy?

And in a sweet morning after a snowy night, exercising on a warm hole shouldn't be bad afterall!

How do these bae(s) see upcoming JapaNairs?
You wey your leg no even strong
You that don't make what the bae is making is calling alákàrà pikin to come play pingpong?

You try bro, how are you doing it? I hope you won't consider a minor cus na gbege.

Sharp guys who are running the show inside this jand, please teach us the trick you're using to port your cue ball! Is your stick better?

Or its just a matter of time?

You think it's easy to get escorts? Teach us how you get their attention, where is them location? Who know dem Allen Avenue for this obodo Oyinbo?
I mean DIY on how to finally put the cable into a port.

Teach us na Rabbi!

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